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Published: 2012-08-20 08:50:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 23186; Favourites: 1625; Downloads: 976
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Description I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 103

BatmanWithBunnyEars [2012-08-20 15:36:03 +0000 UTC]

Well, pizza does restore health in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Games. Just saying.

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Alpner In reply to BatmanWithBunnyEars [2012-08-20 20:55:16 +0000 UTC]

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jordanlynch [2012-08-20 15:30:19 +0000 UTC]

YES!

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99colourful [2012-08-20 15:10:48 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, pizza will save a life.

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LanceOlleyFrie [2012-08-20 15:01:48 +0000 UTC]

BURN!!!

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fttr [2012-08-20 14:49:40 +0000 UTC]

Hello!
Well I'm sorry to be a misery, when a lot of people (not everybody!) seem to think that this is funny. If many users do indeed "smile" at this piece of work, then I believe that that is rather sad. Although you have no intention to harm, only to provoke, I still believe that your provocation is wrong.
Put yourself in that person's place and say the same thing.
Sorry for the criticism: maybe sound intention excuses subsequent action; maybe words are meaningless...

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PEGASISTERoftheARTS In reply to fttr [2012-08-20 16:31:11 +0000 UTC]

Calm down.
No one is being targeted.
Read the description.

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SlippyMagnus [2012-08-20 14:04:38 +0000 UTC]

If you had been less lax about this, i would have related with it on a very deep level.

But it's all fun you say, so i'm gonna spare you my rant. It's funny in that context, but i clicked here intent on teaching you how memory can hurt people. Your Description saved you.

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natsirtremraf [2012-08-20 13:47:21 +0000 UTC]

Read this first thing in the morning when I got to work.

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andrielisilien [2012-08-20 13:27:55 +0000 UTC]

My favorite version of this is, "If you were on fire and I had water... I'd drink it."

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Alpner In reply to andrielisilien [2012-08-20 20:54:27 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, this one is even better.

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KJ-Illustration [2012-08-20 13:09:22 +0000 UTC]

If that ain't hateful, I don't know what is. God, that made me laugh still.

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Lilium32 [2012-08-20 12:59:57 +0000 UTC]

Ho god you made my day!!

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Mad-of-course [2012-08-20 12:40:05 +0000 UTC]

I think I'd rather save someone's life and stay thin than become a fat-ass egoist...

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davelikescake [2012-08-20 12:23:30 +0000 UTC]

i love this so much XD

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LynxKitteh [2012-08-20 12:18:49 +0000 UTC]

I'd actually thank you if you called for the pizza guy.
Kuz if i had to choose between my crappy hospital and a pizza, i'd rather have a good meal

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Jenny-Sama [2012-08-20 11:42:36 +0000 UTC]

If I saw u drowning, I'd through u a bucket of water....xD

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StrawberryGiggles [2012-08-20 11:35:06 +0000 UTC]

As great as this is I don't think it belongs here..

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BritLawrence In reply to StrawberryGiggles [2012-08-20 14:11:34 +0000 UTC]

Especially since he/she didn't even write the quote.

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StrawberryGiggles In reply to BritLawrence [2012-08-20 15:02:27 +0000 UTC]

Yeah :')

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AnonymousBlue99 In reply to StrawberryGiggles [2012-08-20 12:36:43 +0000 UTC]

Well, it shares the "Other" category with the Deviantart secrets. Anything that represents a persons thoughts and opinions can be considered art, as long as they follow the rules. I mean, if you get mad that this gets front page, it is just because it is a "fad". Ponies are what is trending, they get first page. But the entire first page isn't made up of quotes or pony art, and that is a good thing. We all have to deal with it. Could the space on the front page be used more wisely? Sure, but that is a matter of opinion.

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KindledMuse In reply to StrawberryGiggles [2012-08-20 11:53:59 +0000 UTC]

Personally I'm wondering how many of these we have to see on the front page... -_-

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StrawberryGiggles In reply to KindledMuse [2012-08-20 12:11:24 +0000 UTC]

True. This is cool. But it's not art. It should be on tumblr.. amirite?

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KindledMuse In reply to StrawberryGiggles [2012-08-20 12:15:30 +0000 UTC]

Yup. OR at least bring back the old dART front page system. ;-;

Olol Tumblr and your 99% re"blogging" photos habits. <:

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StrawberryGiggles In reply to KindledMuse [2012-08-20 12:17:49 +0000 UTC]

tumblr's not even a proper blog site.. it's a load of crap imo

What was the old dA system like? Not sure if I was around here then xP

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KindledMuse In reply to StrawberryGiggles [2012-08-20 13:34:37 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, true that. xD

Well, tbh, I don't actually KNOW how they organized stuff to go on the front page but it's better than this "Fair exposure" carp. :u Back then, art had to actually be good to get on the front page. I think it was based on views/comments or something. It meant that some genres got more exposure than others (like, photography is more popular than say crotchet etc) and that was deemed "unfair" so now it showcases stuff from all the different categories. I've facepalmed so many times seeing at the stuff on the front page nowadays. Some of my earliest watched artists were pulled from the front page... hasn't been the same since F.E kicked in :\

Sorry for the long reply

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StrawberryGiggles In reply to KindledMuse [2012-08-20 15:04:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah, heard about that crap. Sounds like an utter failure on dA's part

I think this fair exposure or whatever sounds worse than the old dA system D@

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KindledMuse In reply to StrawberryGiggles [2012-08-20 21:47:59 +0000 UTC]

Yup. Dl

This probably sounds bad, but seriously in the case of dART: front page elitism all the way. xD

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StrawberryGiggles In reply to KindledMuse [2012-08-20 22:07:18 +0000 UTC]

Omg! YES! FRONT PAGE ELITISM!

*cough* You didn't see that happen xD

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KindledMuse In reply to StrawberryGiggles [2012-08-20 22:27:50 +0000 UTC]

What a shame, it's something that should be seen more often. 8D

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StrawberryGiggles In reply to KindledMuse [2012-08-20 22:45:32 +0000 UTC]

8D

*conga line* WE NEED MORE ELITISTS. COME FORWARD MINIONS!

*cough* That didn't happen either.

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BritLawrence In reply to KindledMuse [2012-08-20 14:15:55 +0000 UTC]

I wish we could customize which genres we see on the front page. I know we can just click on photography or whatever but it would be nice to just have it automatically so we don't have to see this and that pony crap if we don't want to.

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KindledMuse In reply to BritLawrence [2012-08-20 21:50:52 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god, I totally agree. I do /not/ understand the pony craze. Fair exposure isn't really fair from the perspective of a viewer (imo) - I actually feel forced to look at all this MLP, anime, cosplay, "bromance" etc stuff that I honestly could not care about.

Definitely wishing dART had thought of adding more category options.

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BritLawrence In reply to KindledMuse [2012-08-20 22:09:15 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I feel like it's being shoved in my face. And I don't exactly like it.

I know this would piss off a lot of people but I wish dA was more strict on which kinds of artwork can be submitted.. like the people who use this as a Facebook should be booted off... It's fine to have a few pics of yourself that are candid for ids and such, but seriously? 500 pictures of yourself and journals babbling on about the fight you and your boyfriend are having? I really wish dA had a sub website where everything to do with Fanart can be uploaded. including Furry stuff as well. I guess you could add Tumblr stuff like this quote and others like it and the "secret" stuff. The people who make that stuff all seem to get along and it would really reduce the fighting and judging. Idk, i'm just really disappointed in dA... I've been here for 4 years and seeing it turn into Tumblr and my little pony central is sickening. Bleh. lol

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KindledMuse In reply to BritLawrence [2012-08-20 22:27:31 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I completely get your sentiment. I've been on dART awhile too (this isn't my first account - I remade it like... two days ago? ) and it's so depressing seeing how it's changed. I used to look forward to signing in and checking out the new art but now. Blah.

Well, I wouldn't go as far as to say fan art doesn't belong here (some fan art is actually pretty good and well, it is art) but ungh, all the 'niche' fan art, yup, gotta agree with you there.

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BritLawrence In reply to KindledMuse [2012-08-20 23:26:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm not saying it doesn't belong here, (except for this tumblr crap and those secret things in my opinion) I'm just saying it would be nice if there was a dA-[somekindofcoolname] that would be a home to all of those genres. Idk. I just think something needs to be done...

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Konkyz In reply to BritLawrence [2012-08-21 09:09:52 +0000 UTC]

i actually dont think that will happen :S.. people really only post here because of high exposure.. if they made a " DeviantPostSomeoneElsesStuff " then people might aswell use other sites similar to that really :S.. ive kinda given up hope when it comes to DA.. i browse here because i watch people i like... there are other more " hardcore " communities with fewer people if you actually want crits and honest feedback.

its silly tho.. i always browse the frontpage atleast a few pages and i'm always surprised at how this site is slowly becoming just another new meme-site..

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VoxMagi [2012-08-20 11:25:10 +0000 UTC]

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Panov [2012-08-20 11:17:56 +0000 UTC]

Thanks... it better have a lot of pepperoni... I'm not dying over a pizza without pepperoni...

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lintball13 [2012-08-20 11:08:55 +0000 UTC]

i feel like this belongs on a site other than deviantart... probably tumblr..

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Clocks-are-round In reply to ??? [2012-08-20 11:06:34 +0000 UTC]

I could say this to some people.

But, *gasp*, I hate pizza. So I'd say order McDonalds instead!
Even though I find that gross too, but shuddap.

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dragon120874 In reply to Clocks-are-round [2012-08-20 13:40:24 +0000 UTC]

Anything less worse than said person!

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Clocks-are-round In reply to dragon120874 [2012-08-21 07:00:29 +0000 UTC]

Haha, true. Could order hot chips... yum.

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dragon120874 In reply to Clocks-are-round [2012-08-22 16:56:05 +0000 UTC]

Exactly.

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Clocks-are-round In reply to dragon120874 [2012-08-23 05:56:43 +0000 UTC]

Om nom.

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redambrosia [2012-08-20 11:02:33 +0000 UTC]

I know people I feel this way about. Thank you for sharing

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Fluffy1907 [2012-08-20 10:57:35 +0000 UTC]

hilarious!!!!! and I actually know one person, I'd say that to!

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RegisteredAccount [2012-08-20 10:54:48 +0000 UTC]

What the f*ck man, this is damn hilarious! Call a pizza...

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Lehanan [2012-08-20 10:48:28 +0000 UTC]

Ahahahaha!!! XD

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TheWalrusclown [2012-08-20 10:23:06 +0000 UTC]

No other non-curse words could better discribe how I feel about my boss at my last job.

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