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After the drinking, the argument, the brawl and the hours spent together in the same jail cell afterwards, these two have bonded a bit... and remade themselves with a whole new line of work... as morning shock jocks! Every weekday morning, "Rip N' Cyclone in the Morning" offers to a hungry audience its stock of blunt, provocative and politically incorrect humor that is said (by its detractors) not only to border on slander, libel and defamation, but live there. Grom has decided that "Cyclone" is a much better professional name for a DJ serving the western market, though he plays up the "Russian thug" angle for all it's worth. Let's listen in as they tear apart yet another "mockbuster", and merrily fling down and dance upon the fourth wall in the process.

Rip: "Sky Force 3D... Why does EVERY @#$! CGI B-movie have to have "3D" after the name? It's now code for "This cheap-ass flick is gonna suck and scorch your eyeballs." When a movie has an entire class of fourth-graders running for the exits and the theatre manager apologizing to them afterwards, that's saying something."

Cyclone. "Is exactly right. Look at the modelling of this @#$%. Totally nyehkultoorni. They look slapped together out of parts your mechanic would not give precious space in his junk bin. And what the @#$% is that dancing all about? Back in old Soviet days, the animators, director, producer and voice actors would all be freezing in Gulag for unleashing such abomination on the masses. The old Communists were thugs, but they were thugs with taste."

Rip: "And no villian?!? Oh, sure, they do a "keep on the lookout for this dude" about twenty minutes in, then NOTHING afterward. Zip. Nada. Zilch. Movies are conflict, you don't have 'conflict' without some badass dude to 'conflict' with... like, yours truly here."

Cyclone: (clears his throat loudly) And me.

Rip: Right on, Killer.

And that concludes their "Douchery at the Movies" segment for this week.

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After the drinking, the argument, the brawl and the hours spent together in the same jail cell afterwards, these two have bonded a bit... and remade themselves with a whole new line of work... as morning shock jocks! Every weekday morning, "Rip N' Cyclone in the Morning" offers to a hungry audience its stock of blunt, provocative and politically incorrect humor that is said (by its detractors) not only to border on slander, libel and defamation, but live there. Grom has decided that "Cyclone" is a much better professional name for a DJ serving the western market, though he plays up the "Russian thug" angle for all it's worth. Let's listen in as they tear apart yet another "mockbuster", and merrily fling down and dance upon the fourth wall in the process.

Rip: "Sky Force 3D... Why does EVERY @#$! CGI B-movie have to have "3D" after the name? It's now code for "This cheap-ass flick is gonna suck and scorch your eyeballs." When a movie has an entire class of fourth-graders running for the exits and the theatre manager apologizing to them afterwards, that's saying something."

Cyclone. "Is exactly right. Look at the modelling of this @#$%. Totally nyehkultoorni. They look slapped together out of parts your mechanic would not give precious space in his junk bin. And what the @#$% is that dancing all about? Back in old Soviet days, the animators, director, producer and voice actors would all be freezing in Gulag for unleashing such abomination on the masses. The old Communists were thugs, but they were thugs with taste."

Rip: "And no villian?!? Oh, sure, they do a "keep on the lookout for this dude" about twenty minutes in, then NOTHING afterward. Zip. Nada. Zilch. Movies are conflict, you don't have 'conflict' without some badass dude to 'conflict' with... like, yours truly here."

Cyclone: (clears his throat loudly) And me.

Rip: Right on, Killer.

And that concludes their "Douchery at the Movies" segment for this week.