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AmbiguouslyAwesome1 β Introspective Sexual-Offenderman
Published: 2012-11-28 03:40:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 1871; Favourites: 71; Downloads: 83
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As I stand here motionlessly, save for my heavy coat, flapping gently with each gust of cool wind, I look over each factor of my estranged existence......Wait.
Is that an underage girl?!
Screw this, I have someone I need to 'share' my tentacles with!!
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(wild roleplayer has appeared)Β
*walks up to offender and says silently* what do i say to him?
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*whispers* I dunno.. Uh... Compliment his trenchcoat..?
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*says in quiet voice* Nice trenchcoat sir
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*offenderman smiles slightly, exposing long, sharp rows of teeth*Β
"Why, thank you, my dear~"
*offenderman puts a hand on your shoulder, a his tentacles wrapping around your feet slightly*
"You're not looking so bad, yourself~~"
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*says super quietly* Um i also like your hat and your teethΒ
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*tips hat upwards enthusiastically and gets on one knee so that you're eye-to-not eye with him*
"Sorry, I didn't quite catch that, miss~" *smirks slightly* "Can you speak up a bit~?"
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*says a bit louder* I also like your hat and teeth
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"Aw, well that's just sweet~" *the tentacles begin moving up your legs, tightening slightly though stopping at the knees. They feel oddly moist*
"Tell me girl.." *offenderman reaches one arm into his coat and pulls out a rose with white petals, with a slight red aura. More tentacles can be seen wriggling within the shadows of his sleeve, licking the opening hungrily*
"..You look absolutely adorable. Would you like a rose?"
*he spins the flower stylishly in his hand and faint red sparkles appear to fall of. he points the petals of the flower towards you, holding it inches away from your face. It's beautiful*
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Uhh maybe... its awfully pretty but i don't know, maybe *Blushing*Β
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"Come on..." *The tentacles around your legs tighten and you can almost swear that his teeth have grown longer*
"..Take it. What's the worst that could happen?"Β
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Uh *blushing like mad crazy* maybe... i'm not sure i can trust you
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"Please.. take it..." *his tentacles advance up your legs before tightening quickly, now firmly wrapped around your thighs*
"Pleeeeease...? I'll cry if you won't.." *offenderman takes a finger and wipes an imaginary tear from his face*
"Besides, you can trust me... I.. I promise I wont do anything.. 'unlawful'~" *he sweeps one arm dramatically behind his back, pushing the rose closer to your face*
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I think something bad might happen *glares* Are you sure i can trust you?
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"No, nothing bad could ever possibly happen, I mean just take a look.." *offenderman pulls open his coat slightly, exposing a surprisingly well toned body and more slithering, black, slimy tentacles*
"See..? I'm unarmed. Nothing but my coat and a rose..."
*he notices your distrusting glare*
"Hm.. well, how about this; you ask me any questions you like, any questions that pop into your head, and I'll answer them! I'm sure they will easily and conclusively put any doubts surrounding my character to rest."
*he gives you a hearty pat on the shoulder*
"How about that~?"
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Okay fine but i still don't tryst you *thinks of a question* What do you do for a hobby?
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"Oh well I usually just moles-- Garden..!" *offenderman's pale face becomes darker gray around the cheeks; the closest thing he has to blushing*
"Sorry, Β a bit of a slip of the tongue- we all have them." *he smiles and uses his sleeve to wipe some sweat from his brow* "Though it may not be masculine, I keep a very fine, very beautiful garden." *it seems as if he glances down at the rose, but it's difficult to tell* *he smiles*
"I'm actually quite proud of it. In fact, I'm one of the very few who can actually cultivate this type of rose. It requires a meticulous, sometimes quite absurd amount of care.. and a special ingredient."
"But that's enough about that.. Any other questions?"
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Show me. Show me your "garden"Β
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*Offenderman's jaw drops slightly before curling back up into a somewhat worried smile*
"Really..? I mean... No one's ever really cared about it before.. Granted it never really comes up when I'm, uh.."
*his wary expression disappears and is replaced by a surprisingly giddy smile as he tips his hat up, showing more of his jolly lack of face*
"Well, if you want to see it," *he puts his arm straight up, allowing the rose to fall into his sleeve. He holds out his hand* "You'll have to follow me. It's not tooooo far, but it takes a strange route to get there. You won't have to touch me or take any roses, just follow behind." *the tentacles around your legs recede and slither along the ground back to their trench-coated owner* "Are you okay with that?"
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Im fine with that *holds his hand*
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"You.. trust me enough to touch me..?" *offenderman's face now has a thick band of white gray going across it. he lets out an awkward smile*
"Hehe.. That'll make things a bit easier, actually." *before you can realize what's happening, the both of you have teleported to a darkened cement room, the only light coming from red UV lamps suspended above a long table covered in potted white roses, all with their own red auras. there is an adorable gardening apron hanging on the wall next to them that has a smiling daisy on it and in a bin below it there are some small trowels and such*
"Welp. Here we are..!" *offenderman is still blushing heavily. he realizes this, bringing up the collar of his coat to cover his face*
"Do you like them...?" *the flowers on the table, of which there had to be at least thirty, were all glowing of a beautiful red which contrasted beautifully with the white of their petals and the black of their stems. they make you feel warm and strangely relaxed.*
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Wow they are beautiful... Β Maybe i can trust you *hugs him*
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*hugs you back*
"Awww... Thank you..~" *tentacles began to crawl up your legs, but you hear offenderman let out a small growl and they retreat back to him*
"I'm sorry for treating you so badly earlier... I need to learn to be more gentle when finding girls for the harvest, especially when it seems like some of them might actually care for me..."
*he almost lets go before pulling you into an even bigger, closer hug*
"Any more questions?" *he grins softly*
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Umm... nope no more questions *smiles politely and hugs him some more and blushes*
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"Really..? You.. You trust me now...?" *offenderman blushes even harder. he tugs at the collar of his trenchcoat*
"And even after being so rough with you..? You're even blushing..!" *offenderman pauses, stepping back from the hug, bushing heavily and begins stuttering, seemingly struggling to find the right words*
"Could it be that you... No.. Do you actually like me..?!"
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Maybe i do like you a little *blushes a shade of red-pink*Β
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*grabs you and hugs you tighter than ever, lifting you up into the air*
"I think I'm starting to like you too!!!" *offenderman's wide, toothy, giddy smile suddenly disappears and his expression turns to one of fear*
"...I.. I'm really sorry.... I mean.. you like me.. and I think I like you too.... but I need to be honest here.." *offenderman takes a deep breath*
"I've.. been manipulating you...."
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Oh its alright it happens sometimes... I will forgive you! *Smiles super big*
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"Even though I wanted to--" *Offenderman bites his lip*Β
"Look, I just want you to know, you're not safe around me, and I might end up doing something we both regret in the future.... I have some really bad habits.." *You notice his tentacles have been running themselves over your feet as if tasting them during this whole conversation. He pulls them back.*
"Are you sure that you still want to.. be my friend..?"
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*watches him as he sucks hisΒ tentaclesΒ Β in the looks back a him* Yeah Of course i still wanna be your friend! Plus you look awesome! and you also look like you don't have many friends
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"Heh, yeah..." *offenderman shyly steps away* "I don't.. have any friends, actually... some family but no friends.."
*scratches the back of his head shyly*Β
"Would you really be willing to call yourself my friend~?"
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Yeah, of course i'll be your friend! You are pretty awesome and stuff! *says quietly* I Β actually don't have friends eitherΒ
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*looks both shocked and heartbroken*
"You.. YOU DON'T HAVE FRIENDS?!" *offenderman seems both extremely confused and disturbed by this new factoid, tilting his head back and forth, attempting to survey you from all directions to find a flaw*
"WHY NOT?!! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU~!!" *offenderman lifts you high up into the air, holding you close to his body*
"I'm sorry that I'm your first friend, little girl, but I promise that I'll be the best that I can be~!!"
*he hugs you tighter*
"Actually, what do friends really do for each other..? Do you know?"
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Well now that i think of it i don't know what friends and there is something wrong with me...Β
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*smiles and looks at you*
"What could possibly be wrong with you, friend?"
*a tentacle sensually begins crawling up your thigh but he pulls it back*
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Wait just a second *kinda turns around and takes out some contacts that made my eyes blue and now pure white* My eyes, Everyone is scared of me because of my eys
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*Offenderman gasps loudly, but he does this through an open-mouthed smile*
"Holy shit your eyes are beautiful~!!" *offenderman jumps giddily, covering his mouth with his hands*
*he pauses for a second, blushing heavily and covering his face*
"I, uh.. sorry for cursing, friend.." *he blushes some more, shyly folding his arms behind his back and covering his blush with his tentacles, making it look like he has a mustache*
"I do really think that your eyes are really pretty though~"
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Thanks... *blushes* and i dont mind about the cursing... And nice mustache tentacleΒ
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"I don't understand how you wouldn't have any friends because of that, though.. I mean, your eyes look really cool and are really rare from what I've seen!! They should consider you a treasure!!!"*offenderman taps his chin thoughtfully*Β
"But.. from what I've seen, humans can be really wierd.. so maybe they just don't know how to appreciate something like that." *he smiles*
"I appreciate you though." *heartily pats you on the shoulder*
"So do ya wanna do somethin'~? We could go for a walk in the park or go out searching for ladies together or really anything you want! What'cha have in mind?"
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*shrugs* I dont know... Β *holds his hand*
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*offenderman smiles*
"Well, I'm fine with doing whatever you wanna do. What usually occupies your time?"
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I usually ... How do i say this.... Nothing... kid usually just beat me upΒ
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*offenderman tilts head empathetically and puts an arm around your shoulder*
"Well that certainly doesn't sound like a lot of fun.."
*he gives you a side hug and ruffles your hair*
"I guess I just asked the wrong question.... What would be something that you would like to do? Maybe something you haven't done before or never thought possible or never had the courage to do! I don't have a lot of limits; together I bet we can do some awesome stuff~!!! So what do you think works for you~?"
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Well... Anything you wanna do works for me
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*hugs you, then lifts you up and takes you away*
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Yay! 
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offender do you need a hug
offenderman:yeah im so lonely
ok*hugs him
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Offenderman: *hugs back*
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*blushes but tries to hide it with bangs
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Aww.. come on now~ *uses thumb to move bangs away*Β
Let me see that face~
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