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an-jing — in which ian is persuasive
Published: 2009-12-10 00:44:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 629; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 6
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SOMEONE GET THESE TWO OUT OF MY HEAD I HAVE TO DO STUDYING THEY DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT KVL IS THEY ARE USELESS AND DISTRACTING AND COMPLETELY UNHELPFUL AND ALL THEY EVER DO IS EAT ALL THE FOOD AND I WANT THEM OUTian e ankhar/nyem/sleepfucker over on the right is some sort of horrible saterospawn who should have never come into existence never never never
crank is apparently gay for satero (ian disapproves)
TOGETHER THEY
IRRITATE THE HELL OUT OF MUKHARI AND SATERO!! and eat all their food too and etc etc etc oh god okay i swear i'll go away now does everyone hate me yet (yes)
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!!!! satero has a babby 8w8???? I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS!
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OH YEAH OH GOD there's not really much about him right now! ian e ankhar was just a huge awful mistake. somehow satero was amazing enough to mistake vagina for butt and
and ian is what you get for not having safe sex
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buttgina
AHHHH WOW wow I AM SO SHOCKED does he hang out with daddy does daddy teach him how to become a sharptooth oh my god this is really enthralling PLEASE SHARE MORE WHEN YOU HAVE THINGS TO SHARE!!! who is mama?! why are his eyes all bazonkers?!
IT'S MY JOB TO KNOW
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you know you can totally replace ian's dialogue with just "DOWN BOY, DOWN." and....yeah
so ian what's wrong with having ankhar as a grandfather huh huh huh what do you mean he never read bedtime stories to you at night
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sob that line was actually...going through my head. he probably says it at some point anyway. 9___6
all the bedtime stories were about cannibalism and dead whores
all of them
and they made ian cry
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you know why is it that every single fucking time i happen to want to check my messages it always says you just replied like not five minutes ago this is getting really creepy
GOD DAMN IT ANKHAR THEY'RE BEDTIME STORIES NOT YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY
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because i am always online YAY
ankhar fails to see a difference THEN HE BROKE IAN'S LEG the end
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no i meant that
neermind
and threw him into the pit of steel but the lions didn't eat him because crank/torn shut their mouths with his shovel
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no i'm studying you go to sleep
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NO I'M STUDYING TOO FUCK YOU
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WHY ARE YOU SO ASIAN IT TOTALLY GROSSES ME OUT
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GOD LOOK WHO'S TALKING YOU LIVE CLOSER TO ASIA THAT'S SO DISGUSTING GET OUT
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YOU ARE ASIA I CAN EVEN SMELL YOU THROUGH THE GOD DAMN SCREEN
GET BACK IN YO CAG
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YEAH WELL I CAN FEEL YOU THROUGH THE GOD DAMN SCREEN THAT'S HOW GOD DAMN ASIAN YOU ARE
GET BACK IN THE KITCHENbed
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YOU ARE SO ASIAN YOU ARE EVEN BETTER AT BEING AMERICAN THAN AMERICANS ARE, EW
no i am staying on this ceiling for all of eternity and you can't stop me
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I'M SO ASIAN THAT I'M WHITE
not if i break it
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YOU'RE COWCASIAN
not if it breaks your face first
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i secretly stalk a lot of your stuff p.s. why are you so damn cute and hilarioussss? ;__;
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OH GOD THAT'S OKAY and fffffffffff that's all ~EdLamm 's fault all the 'cute' and 'hilarious' is hers
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NO NO NO it's all three of you HAHAHA, your characters are so cool asdfdsgf i want to fanart them one day.
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SDGHG WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT THEY TOTALLY DON'T DESERVE oh god ;____; don't deserve nice things......
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man who isnt gay for satero i mean
he's satero
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oh god no don't say such things or else his ego will crush us all
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idk who these two are but i laughed really hard when i read this.
derp.
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oh god and here i thought i would be the only one to find it amusing I AM GLAD I HAVE ENTERTAINED!!
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THESE TWO.
THESE TWO<3
AND THEIR WONDERFUL INTERACTIONS.
want I should "idiot-sit" white you study C%? I WILL FEED THEM EVERYTHING IN MY FRIDGE.
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oh lord yes please do. if you run out of food try feeding them the whole fridge, that might stump them for a while.
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It's a small fridge man,I dunno ]: Ianmight figure out how to eat it.
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oh god. oh dear. i am all out of ideas. GIVE HIM A FORK AND PUT HIM NEXT TO AN ELECTRIC OUTLET...?
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I'd have to pay for damage done to my dorm ]:
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WHAT DID YOU SAY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH TONS OF AWESOME
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oh mother of god crank and one of my characters have the exact same hair i hate my life
IT'S OKAY CRANK EVERYONE WANTS TO SLEEP WITH SATERO AT SOME POINT IN THEIR LIFE watch out though that crutch might end up somewhere you don't want it like in an eye or something GO IAN GO
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oh god that's okay i dunno none of my hairstyles / character designs in general are very original or inspired :I :I :IIII especially crank over there
IT'S OKAY CRANK WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT AN EYE THAN WITHOUT HIS BUTT VIRGINITY PLUS THEN HE CAN'T BE DAZZLED BY SATERO OR ANYTHING IF YOUR RIGHT EYE CAUSES YOU TO SIN GOUGE IT OUT ETC IAN KNOWS BEST.
he hurts because he loves.
and to cockblock satero.
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Q________________Q that's a lie.
satero dazzles people oh god satero stop being so dazzling stop watching people while they sleep stop sitting on top of bathroom ceilings staring down at people this is what happens isn't it he dazzles mukhari daily by gluing himself to the bathroom ceiling and waiting and he's going to do the same to crank isn't he isn't he isn't he except he might superglue himself to the bed or something NOW YOU HAVE TO PUT HIM IN THE WASHER TOO...
you're going to need a bigger block than that
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satero says never
NYEH HEH HEH HEH A BETTER CULLEN THERE NEVER WAS!!!!!!!
i think you are grossly overestimating. or mistaking satero for salan. or even morgan.
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it's the teeth yo
THIS IS THE SKIN. OF A KILLER. *STRIPTEASE*
still think you need a bigger block
just for the rest of him
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it
yeah
yeah that's pretty much exactly how it goes.
and corosa is all oh god oh god oh god i'm in a creepy forest with a creepy rapist i have to get out of here or
oh wait no i could just punch him in the balls couldn't i. hn.
this is true. WHERE IS SOGGY HOBAG WHEN YOU NEED HIM HE'S FAT ENOUGH TO BE A SATEROBLOCK.
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and then satero runs into a tree and it's all better while corosa edges away to freedom does this make mukhari or ghost the wolf guy
ACCORDING TO THAT MEME YOU DID, SATERO IS THE MEATSHIELD. NOT COROSarGJSK
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along with being a giant obsessive creeper satero is also the best at running into trees he runs into them so hard EDWARD'S GOT NOTHIN ON HIM
EDGE, COROSA. EDGE FOR DEAR LIFE.
ghost as the other wolfyloveinterest thing is a terrifying thought and probably yes it is except instead of...doing whatever it is that wolfguy does INSTEAD OF CARING ABOUT BELLROSA etc etc he just runs around cackling and eating babies instead. and punching satero in the face. while eating babies. BABY IN ONE HAND PUNCH IN THE OTHER
it's a complimentary relationship satero meatshields from magic death spells and corosarghsk meatshields from uhh knives. even if the knives are usually in satero's hands. COROSARGJSK IS THE ONLY BARRIER BETWEEN SATERO AND WRISTSLASH???
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well if satero is edward then that makes uhhh stone is jasper sound is the other dude soothe can be the one chick and then kherat can be the whore girl
ghost we're all proud of you.
corosa can just cling to satero's arm GIANT FAT BARRIER BETWEEN THE SUICIDESSSSSSZSZSZ
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this is...this is the most dysfunctional cullen family ever WHO'RE THE PARENTS was there even a wife i do not even remember i cared so little
i know. that ghost is going places. mukhari's got a lot to live up to.
I WOULD CUT MYSELF IF I COULD BUT THERE'S ALWAYS THIS FAT CRYING THING IN THE WAY
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WELL THE DAD WAS A DOCTOR so black
naturally there is no wife now
NIK IS ON THE OTHER ARM RIGHT HE'S DEFENDING THE OTHER ARM AND TOGETHER COROSA AND NIK STARE UP AT SATERO IN UNISON WITH THEIR HUGE WATERY EYES, QvQ
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...oh dear.
and soon there will be no daughters either or
or sateros for that matter OKAY LOOKS LIKE JASPERSTONE IS THE ONLY CULLEN KID NOW oh god way to go doctor blackened cullen. way to go.
that is almost accurate except instead of corosa staring up at satero with huge watery eyes QvQ he's glaring eyelessly at satero AS HARD AS HE CAN also furiously gnawing satero's arm off nyam nyam nyam oh this is better than cutting.
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nyam nyam nyam
that is so endearing, it is true.
BLACK IS THE BEST DOCTOR EVER BEST DOCTOR EVERwhich really from your nano thing amuses me i want to see salan try to bite black
NYAM NYAM NYAM NYAM oh god but it doesn't matter because nik is making adorable watery eyes up at him so that makes it all better HEY IT'S LIKE SATERO HAS FLOATIES ON HIS ARMS NOW if he jumped into a lake he would not drown
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SEE. SEE THIS IS WHAT MAKES ME SAD OVER HAVING GIVEN UP ON NANOWRIMO LOOK AT HOW AWESOME IT COULD HAVE BEEN black vs salan yeahh or you know black vs drunk!salan-after-he-has-mistaken-black-for-a-very-short-saethrid
yeah but soon he will have no arms.
AND ONCE SATERO'S GONE WHAT'LL COROSA EAT FOR DINNER??
CUE: COROSA STARING AT NIK.
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I am totally okay with salan having his head and hands amputated.
BUT NOT SATEROS' ARMS, HE NEEDS THOSE. oh god nik just continuing to leak his tears everywhere while corosa, all huge and puffy just sitting there. staring. pointedly.
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;______; on second thought SHARAK INTERVENTION BLACK GETS THROWN OUT THE WINDOW MUKHARI SAVES THE DAY HOORAH HOORAH runs away before salan can think about raping him instead.
NO HE DOESN'T. EVERYONE AGREES WITH ME
oh god that is...that is such a pathetic scene you have painted.
poor nik. he never stood a chance.
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TOO LATE SALAN HAS HIS ARMS LOCKED AROUND HIS KNEES MUKHARI AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE.
poor nik
he needs a lovehug.
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