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an-jing — please do not try this

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Description see the real fun starts when nickels is playing the thrice drinking game too.






EVERY TIME YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN VAT STACHA AND VIKTOR CHISTYAKOV, PUNCH SOPHIA IN THE FACE
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Sabith [2009-11-29 03:18:42 +0000 UTC]

I COULD SO WIN THIS GAME.

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limerix [2009-11-02 01:29:36 +0000 UTC]

ECE = needlessly cryptic

>_< *dies*

I love your facial expressions btw

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sadisticpsycho [2009-10-31 03:03:21 +0000 UTC]

NICKELS I ALSO WATCH YOU IN YOUR SLEEP

sigh sarky you should just get a tattoo, like this one



paul

that face is kind of just a little bit iconable...IF I HAD MORE SPACE THAT IS


SOPHIA YOU FORGOT

'EVERY TIME SOPHIA IS MEAN TO ONE OF HER BABIES, TAKE A DRINK'

YOU DICK

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neveraskwhy [2009-10-30 22:29:02 +0000 UTC]

... he gave his brother aids?

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mensch-o-matic [2009-10-30 14:15:10 +0000 UTC]

I'll bring the moonshine if you bring the stretchers!

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toko-ane [2009-10-30 14:08:24 +0000 UTC]

HOW...Wh...........WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THIS IS THE THIRD DRINKING-RELATED DEVIATION I'VE GOTTEN IN THE LAST, LIKE....FOUR HOURS?





*would also be playing if I wasn't underaged*

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an-jing In reply to toko-ane [2009-10-30 15:46:04 +0000 UTC]

IT'S THE SPIRIT OF HALLOWEEN!!!!

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toko-ane In reply to an-jing [2009-10-30 16:29:33 +0000 UTC]

DAMN RIGHT IT IS. >BC *goes and carves a pumpkin*

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DeZia [2009-10-30 08:20:37 +0000 UTC]

this is the best game for alchohol poisoning :'D

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Sabith [2009-10-30 06:09:36 +0000 UTC]

Streyker picture is such win <3

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sparkpenguin [2009-10-30 04:21:31 +0000 UTC]

how does someone's brother give them aids in a not ridiculously gross way?

and i heart the batshit/cryptic Russian lines. fellow Slavophile.

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an-jing In reply to sparkpenguin [2009-10-30 04:22:46 +0000 UTC]

IT'S COMPLICATED. so i will just say he did it through SHEER WILL. he willed the STDs into him.

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EdLamm In reply to an-jing [2009-10-30 20:08:42 +0000 UTC]

yes. exactly. he definitely 'willed' "IT" into sarky. through sheer will. entirely consenting.


NYEHEHEH.

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sparkpenguin In reply to an-jing [2009-10-30 04:46:51 +0000 UTC]

whhhoooaaaa... he must be the uberScorpio. compelling, in all seriousness.

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Twelfth [2009-10-30 04:07:31 +0000 UTC]

On May 31st of the coming year




I will do this

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an-jing In reply to Twelfth [2009-10-30 04:12:06 +0000 UTC]

NO DON'T DO IT

YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

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Twelfth In reply to an-jing [2009-10-30 04:17:07 +0000 UTC]

I WILL

I MUST

IT IS A RITE OF PASSAGE

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EdLamm [2009-10-30 03:53:59 +0000 UTC]

THANKS NIK YOU'RE THE BEST.


okay sophia chop chop get writing I'll find the beer we can drag jessica and jenn along and we're going to play this game and we're going to get trashed, it will be marvelous FIVES ON COUCH. I CALL FIVES ON COUCH.


also that paul face will constantly haunt me wherever I go.




...nik why are you cutting apples.

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an-jing In reply to EdLamm [2009-10-30 03:57:07 +0000 UTC]

NO YOU'RE UNDERAGE WE'RE ALL UNDERAGE NO THIS WILL NEVER WORK NO.

i bet salan can play this game though. SALAN IS ALWAYS PLAYING THE THRICE DRINKING GAME SALAN IS THE KING OF THE THRICE DRINKING GAME i'm the winner i'm the winner here goddammit

...i don't even know what fives on couch means






because he thinks they make sandwiches.

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EdLamm In reply to an-jing [2009-10-30 04:03:53 +0000 UTC]

OF COURSE IT WILL

okay fine ginger ale counts right I hope we all like ginger ale.


SALAN'S DRINKING GAME IS 'DRINK FOR EVERY WORD'. salan can't even read but he tries anyway.


...FIVES fives like ;____; DIBS. seat. this is mine? YOU KNOW.

NIK STOP CUTTING APPLES
CAN'T YOU HEAR THEM CRYING.

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an-jing In reply to EdLamm [2009-10-30 04:13:44 +0000 UTC]

...i don't even know what ginger ale tastes like either. :I. :I. :IIII. I KNOW WHAT GINGER TEA TASTES LIKE THOUGH IS IT THE SAME THING IS IT

oh god salan no quit that you can't even count
you have to get saeth to count the words for you


YOUR CALIFORNIAN TALK IS WEIRD AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT AND I DO NOT LIKE IT GET IT OUT OF HERE.

that's...that's why nik let sarky take the knife away...and after that he started crying over THE POOR WOUNDED APPLE and after that he started crying because all of C Company was mad at him except for Sarky. whose approval is like worth negative points anyway.

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EdLamm In reply to an-jing [2009-10-30 04:19:49 +0000 UTC]

.....I'VE NEVER HAD GINGER TEA SO I GUESS IT WILL BE A MYSTERY I just rhymed *SUNGLASSES*


oh screw it salan is just going to put his mouth under the beer tap until it's all gone.


;____________________________; BUT BABY WHY WOULD YOU NO FIVES FIVES FIVES FIVES FIVES


maybe he was going to make a pie.
a sweet, sweet apple pie.
he was going to make it for all of C Company. And the skavs, too. Maybe that's all they need. One big, huge, innocent Russian man with a weak emotional system to make a pie for them that they can share. As men, as brothers, and as friends.
























THROW THE GRENADES IN THE PIE.

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an-jing In reply to EdLamm [2009-10-30 04:25:20 +0000 UTC]

oh my god.

my roommate looked at me funny because of how hard i was laughing. HOW HARD I AM STILL LAUGHING. amanda this is why you are favrite this is why you are always favrite OH GOD THROW THE GRENADES IN THE PIE GO JEAN CHAUVIN GO GO GO and jake bernhold and david jackson and paul lejeune and aleksei nameless and sergei maksimov and nikolai nazarov and maletski and uh yeah. AS MEN AS BROTHERS AS FRIENDS.

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EdLamm In reply to an-jing [2009-10-30 04:32:05 +0000 UTC]

I am HONOURED TO GET YOU WEIRD LOOKS.



This is how Thrice should go right this is exactly how it should go.

Just wait till I get to the part with Chistyakov and Sarky and Chauvin and the grape jam times.



BROTHERS.
STANDING IN A CIRCLE.
HOLDING HANDS.
SINGING KUMBAYA AS THE SUN SETS.

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Cloud-Strife0007 [2009-10-30 03:50:25 +0000 UTC]

Constant drunkness it is, then.

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an-jing In reply to Cloud-Strife0007 [2009-10-30 03:52:51 +0000 UTC]

I will not be held responsible for any physical harm incurred in thOH GOD I DON'T HAVE A DISCLAIMER DO I

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Cloud-Strife0007 In reply to an-jing [2009-10-30 03:55:12 +0000 UTC]

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