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[ ref: [link] ]Chistyakov has to be bad at SOMETHING so VIDEO GAMES IT IS he is not even sure which player he is he is not even sure if he should be looking at the screen or the controller he just has no idea what is going on and is basically just all ;____; about this whole situation and Sarky is judging him. SARKY. SARKY IS JUDGING HIM.
That's all I have to say.
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HAHA YOU BETTER BE HAPPY. this picture is your fault. ;_____;
asdghasgd oh god it's just made of kittens and fluff and love and failures at vidya gaems it's true
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if I get such pretty pics out of it I'm happy to be blamed <3
what game is he failing at so heard that even Sarky is judging him? I mean really? Sarky?
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asdghasdg ANY GAME. ANY GAME EVER. it's probably the easiest game in the world and he's still failing at it miserably and sarky's just like wow i did not even know it was POSSIBLE to lose at this game......
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but, but, games ARE hard D:
also he couldn't lose at point and click games quite as good as I do :T
and sarky can't be better than christyakov, right? it is sarky we're talking about here...
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OH GOD NO SARKY IS DEFINITELY BETTER. ;_; i bet video games are basically the only thing sarky is good at so depressing
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-gasp!-
how can that be?!
there are more depressing things
like being dead right Chistyakov?
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Ffff those expressions are so fabulous. He's so focused! Like "no, no! We can make this work! ;_____;"
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augh his eyes are huge WHERE'D HIS STUBBLE GO
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HIS EYES ACTUALLY ARE KINDA HUGE or at least I...draw them that way pretty often ;____;
SATERO STOLE IT
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this image to too cute my reaction was [link]
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that's a terrible reactionface and i am erasing all of it from my memory BYE
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DID YOU HEAR THAT AMANDA YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET THIS HOBAG GET AWAY WITH THIS ARE YOU
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YEAH AMANDA JENN REALLY DESERVES A PUNCH IN THE FACE RIGHT ABOUT NOW......
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The Adventure Of The Thauvin OvO
Tharky OvO and Shityakov were out for a ditheathed OvO Valentine'th walk on an android. Ath they went, Shityakov rethted hith hand on Tharky OvO'th fathe. It wath the motht romantic walk ever. But even though the day wath tho thparkly OvO, Tharky OvO wath filled with THUPERbig OvO dread.
"Do you thuppothe it'th thick OvO here?" he athked thtupidly OvO.
"You huge D^D thilly," Shityakov thaid, tickling Tharky OvO with hith Lejeune OvO. "It'th completely fat D^D."
Jutht then, a lithpy OvO Thauvin leapt out from behind a Vat and thucked Shityakov in the penith! OvO. "Aaargh!" Shityakov thcreamed.
Thingth looked dead. But Tharky OvO, although he wath thekthy OvO, knew he had to thave hith love. He grabbed a Nik OvO and, like an horny Athan with a Tiber, beat the Thauvin thekthily OvO until it ran off. "That will teach you to thuck innocent people."
Then he clathped Shityakov clothe. Shityakov wath bleeding noithily OvO. "My darling," Tharky OvO thaid, and preththed hith lipth to Shityakov'th athth.
"I love you," Shityakov thaid awfully, and ekthpired in Tharky OvO'th armth.
Tharky OvO never loved again.
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NO STOP ITG ET THAT OUT IS FHER
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TOO LATE TOO LATE MY WORK HERE IS FINITHHED
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UNFORTUNATELY I SUSPECT THAT I MAY NEVER STOP LAUGHING
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AS SOON AS I STOP LAUGHING
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I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
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I
HATE
EVERYTHING
OH GOD
I HATE EVERYTHING
I JUST
SO MUCH HATRED
THERE ARE NOT EVEN WORDS
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPS
SO MUCH HATRED
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O^O
but Nik worked tho hard on thith thtory...
tho
hard.
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SOB GOING AWAY NOW GOOD NIGHHTTTTT
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IS. too cute.
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hi I'm back to plague you
CHISTYAKOV LOOKS SO BEWILDERED AND DISAPPOINTED is it an FPS game because my face looks about the same when I even think about attempting FPS
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oh god you know what it probably is ;___; HE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO JUST BARELY GET THROUGH, LIKE, AN RPG OR SOMETHING, but FPS games and fighting games just have him UTTERLY DEFEATED.
sob i'm the same way i am so bad at FPS I AM BAD AT GAMES IN GENERAL actually👍: 0 ⏩: 2
RPGs at least have EXPLANATION and TURNS and LONG BOUTS OF EXPOSITION. FPS exists to make people hurt oh I suck at them so bad they make me so dizzy/sick/frustrated ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING IT WITH THE JERKS WHO KNOW HOW TO PLAY then you are really destroyed.
that's probably why he looks to traumatized at least Sarky isn't playing against him then he'd be even more traumatized.
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sdghsdg oh god seconded on the playing FPS with people who can play... ;____;
and also sarky would just destroy him. utterly. chistyakov would actually start crying that's how bad it'd be.
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I bet LeJeune would be awesome at FPS though. He could probably beat EVERYONE in Thrice at this, AM I RIGHT?
then he would cry like Nik, we can't have that, maybe that's why Sarky won't do it, he knows better than to cause a biblical flood.
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Dude it would basically just be a FIGHT FOR THE VIDEO GAMING CROWN between LeJeune and Chauvin and Sarky. And to be honest Chauvin's only in there because he and Vat keep hacking and dicking around with the game. >:TTT
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I bet LeJeune can STILL beat Chauvin+Vat supercheaterteam >B| I'm rooting for him.
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oh god most intense battle ever
today
someone
will die
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it's totally possible to strangle someone with a controller cord and still win, right?
that takes mad skill.
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oh god he has to strangle BOTH chauvin and vat actually
serious skill.....
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CAN HE DO IT? Or will Sarky sneak up and win while he's preoccupied?!?
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OH GOD SARKY IS THE FINAL BOSS
LEJEUNE VS SARKY
SHOWDOWN
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LEJEUNE WILL HAVE TO DUKE IT OUT WITH HIM LIKE UH... Shadow of the Colossus style. Climb up him and bash him in the head with the controller or something.
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video games
video games
what video games are there in thrice
approximately what percentage of the narrative is video game-related, would you say
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'VIDEO GAMES' IN THRICE at least that is Lucas Adler's official position. Mordekai's official position is that there are totally video games but Lucas Adler is hiding ALL OF THEM under his bed and whenever people think he's locked himself up to plot the Skavs' demise or plan out world peace he's actually just BEATING UP THE ELITE FOUR.... CATCHING ALL THE POKEMON........
aka, zero pecent of this narrative. ZERO. >:T
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THEN SIR
THIS IS NOT A VALID CHARACTER FLAW
I think he is bad at dancing. Only he doesn't realize it and he really likes to dance anyway and Sarky doesn't have the heart to tell him so then Chauvin makes fun of him and at first he's really sad but then he's like FORGET YOU BRO I'MA BE A STAAAR
basically he just does octopus arms
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you are so into plushenko i do not even
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jenn: (8:20:09 PM) oh
jenn: (8:20:10 PM) oh god
jenn: (8:20:13 PM) ;_______;
jenn: (8:20:25 PM) okay that is just sort of slightly adorable
jenn: (8:20:29 PM) JUST A LITTLE BIT.
jenn: (8:20:32 PM) just a little.
jenn: (8:20:33 PM) ;__;
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ladies and gentlemen I did not edit a single character
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WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE KID
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the kid imitating plushenko
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which is entirely beside the point
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EXCUSE ME
SHUT UP IT'S MY STORY AND IT'S TOTALLY VALID i mean for all you know maybe the outcome of the war is actually decided through a SOUL CALIBUR fight and Chistyakov's the representative of the Skavs (no one condoned this) okay GEEZ
In other words, I refuse to acknowledge anything you said about dancing or octopus arms.
i just...keep telling myself... the fact that chistyakov dies like halfway through the story KIND OF makes up for the fact that he's the biggest garystu jackass ever...... though sdghsdg i'm not sure if 'halfway' is even accurate anymore, it might actually be way later than that because I can't imagine sarky-the-codependent-dickwad being able to go on by himself for very long sdgh hate you sarky
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