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Published: 2009-02-23 22:15:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 2987; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 21
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The cover of Near's very own comic book, created from his twisted dreams as a self-insert in the Metal Gear Solid games... (there is not now and will never be an inside to this thing!)
I'm going to go ahead and dedicate this one to for the inspiration - he'll know why... Unless, he has a memory like mine, in which case he'll vaguely recall some comments on metal gear and... there were icons... Oh, and snake's bandanna! Yeah, that'll be issue 2!
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Near (and the back of L's head) belong to Ohba and Obata, and Metal Gear belongs to Konami.
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OMG, this is too funny 
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I LOOOVE metal gear so much! I got a PS3 pretty much only to play MGS4! Glad you like it!
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L is about to break out the stinger missiles!
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oh noeses
RUN, NEAR! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
...
hm...
but I laughed pretty good at this one
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METAL NEAR?
It can't be!
I thought I was the first one to pull such a bad pun!
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There is no pun so bad it has not been done before! Not even the "I'll keehl you" joke, and that's the worst pun ever to see the light of day!
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This is Near's wet dream and Mello's nigthmare come true at the same time. XD Don't think there's much that poor L can do to stop him.
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No - L better run before he gets trampled!
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Snake and Otacon in one voice: "People! Stop calling Metal Gear Rex a TOY! It is an incredibly high-tech weapon that can take an entire nation hostage!! And get the small child with the creepy smile out of there!"
(yes, I know I said Metal Gear Ray before but I was wrong)
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...Sorry Snake. Sorry Otacon.
...I LOVE YOU OTACON!
...Ahem.
I don't know the difference between all the gears anyway, so I wouldn't have noticed! I just sit there and watch the (incerdibly long) cut scenes, and laugh at Raiden trying not to be so naked!
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Yes, that nekkid bit was funny! I was so impressed he managed to cartwheel while still cupping himself!
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He's not just a pretty face, that one! ...Okay, so you could argue he's not MUCH more than a pretty face, but still...
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Well, weren't you staring at his arse a minute ago? That's not his face, is it? 
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:dibelief: *face-palm* I KNEW you were going to say that!
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You're psychic! Which, seeing as I'm psycho, makes us a helluva team!
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Near owns a Metal Gear.
... PAAAAAAAIN.
I mean, seeing as Near isn't the kind of guy you want to cross, and the Metal Gears are always hella hard...
That would probably be the worst end boss ever. I would die so much.
And with the creepy grin Near's wearing...
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I know - nightmare boss battle! 
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... OMG.
You'd be able to do what no genius has ever done before: pwn near.
And how did you know that the stinger was my weapon of choice?
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It's the only thing for the metal gears!
Although I love the RPG's that you can remote control - vulcan raven was the best bossfight for me; the sheer joy when you managed to sneak an RPG right up his arse was unparalleled!
So, if I beat Near, does that mean I'm queen of the world? Or will it just mean that Mello will be out to get me to be 
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If you beat Near, you'd make Mello very confused, I'd imagine... Either he'd glomp you so hard he'd cut you in half, or he'd vow to kill you for blowing Near up before he got the chance, or...
Gah. I think I'm confused already.
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He'd start planning how to kill me even as he was glomping me! He's devious like that...
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Good job with drawing a mecha...mechanical things are tough, at least for me they are.
~Threshie
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Yeah, the perspective is all bent out of shape... if you squint or look at it from afair, I suppose it kind of gets away with it. I had to look at reference though, even if I left out about half of the details...
I hate when you have to fight this yoke at the end of MGS1. One of the hardest boss fights evah!
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that one too, i totally forgot about it xD
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Then you managed something I never could! Aaah. There's no unseeing...
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Me! MEEE! *writes down Liquid's name because he always pissed me off*
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