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Published: 2012-03-19 06:50:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 897; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 9
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I did sexy Herbie a lot, so time calls for cute Herbie. (or Sweet Herbie....Calm Herbie?)((Practicing using water colors for backgrounds.))
Herbal Princess (c)
Chives the Onion monster (c)
Adventure Time (c) Pen Ward
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[creeping through the forest]
Randomguy: man, beautiful day around here.
Medic: we're not here to enjoy the sunshine.
Randomguy: Then why did you drag me out here?
Medic: So we can test my new medigun!
Randomguy: and how do you propose we do that?
Medic: Simple, we find a humanoid-like species, kill it, and see if the medigun can revive them.
Randomguy: Isn't that kinda against what we stand for?
Medic: were not doing this on an actual human, just a species with similar anatomy, and since this is for science and will no doubt save millions of lives, it's not in any way evil.
Randomguy:Fine, but if were gonna do it, the persons gotta be isolated, and when the procedures done the person must not think he died.
Medic: Fine, [sees herbie] Ooooo, I think we found our specimen...
Randomguy: where- oh no, not HER. Not only will she sick that flesh-eating onion on us but she's also a plant person, meaning she'll just regenerate any damage we dish out. Now come on we gotta get out before she sees us. [Both tiptoe away stealthily until randomguy steps on a twig, causing it to fly into a bears foot, causing the bear to roar loudly and tackle a tree, causing the tree's branch to fall on a heavy, causing him to eat a sandvich extremely loudly to heal, causing him to start shooting his loud cannon at the bear, which misses and knocks down a tree, which then knocks down rows of trees like dominos until the forest spontaniously combusts and starts a wildfire. Then randomguy and medic slowly back away from the carnage until they trip over herbie.]
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herbie:...you hear something?
Chives: nohhhh.....
herbie; alright...
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[Flame princess jumps out from the wildfire and the three fight in the backround.]
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Herbie: sigh* such a peaceful day...
chives: = w =
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Randomguy: Your not getting away this time! [Throws an ice blast at flame princess, causing a wave of steam to blow through the field.]
Flame princess: We'll see about that! [casts a spread of fireballs at randomguy, who deflects them with his sword.]
Randomguy: Medic, you got that flame-elemental countermeasure ready yet?
Medic: Its ready, I just gotta find it! [searching through backpack] lets see, is this it? [pulls trigger] no, thats the rocket launcher. ah its this! [pushes button] wait, thats the sonic blast generator] hm, mabye this! [presses button] NOPE, THATS JUST THE MEGAPHONE!
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herbie: = u = (still completely dubious)
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Randomguy: [Using a magic ice ward to block flame princess' fire stream attack.] Whats taking so long, medic?
Medic: I just can't find it, it must be still at the base.
Randomguy: Just great, got any other bright ideas?
Medic: hmm, wait here it is! [takes an object out of his left holster and presses its button, causing a medical syringe to fly from its barrel, bounce off a tree, and stick herbie in the back of the head] No, thats just my syringe gun... Wait! I have an idea! [takes out a blue bottle marked "liquid nitrogen", pours it into a syringe, and loads it into the gun.]
Medic: keep her distracted, I know what to do now!
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yes...yes it was ^^
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such a beautiful field now I'm must burn it to the ground
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...oh you dare, mate. You dare.
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Yes I do dare so you probably should tie me down before I do burn this place to the ground
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...AUDREY!
(Audrey II grabbeds him and tossed him away)
Audrey:...now you owe me, princess!
Herbie: there's a fresh cow on the meadow.
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CK: Oh I saw Flame Princess close by.
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herbie: GAH! but you I mean you! I saw you- T__T...um...you do know I'm in good terms with the darling!
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CK: No and the the frost is on fire now.
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...ssssooooooo
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CK: :3 Chives is in the burning forest
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Yeah... I'm al... *falls to knees, still clutching sword like walking stick*
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herbie:..uhhh...
(later)
chives: puts a wet blanket over his head*
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*still on knees, panting* I... I just had... some trouble... *chuckles a bit, but clutches side in pain*
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herbie: yeah, well, you already ruined the my "quite time", so might as well help you out.
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*still clutching side* I'm sorry Herbie... *pants*
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so, who's after you?
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No one *pants* Had a... *pant* fight with *gasps and clutches side* some monsters.
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adventuring? funny, Finn and Jake never get as beat up as you, though. Chives, hand mommy her first aid kit.
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*chuckles* Well... I live a more dangerous life than Finn and Jake, being an assassin as well as an adventurer.
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...whoa, wait, Assassin?!
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Don't worry, I'm not in league with the guild. They're not that good. I'm the leader of the Brotherhood of Ooo ((Assassin's Creed/ Adventure Time)). Our job is protect Ooo and it's inhabitants with all our power, keep it from evil and corruption.
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Oh, so I don't have to place that complain about a certain cat assassin that tried to kill Zombie Man...
(shows him Zombie Man with a syringe full of poison on his head)
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Oh I know who you mean. The are definitely not as good as the Brotherhood... well they won't be once I've trained all my pupils to assassin rank. Poor Zombie Man... well at least he's already dead, so the poison didn't really do anything to him.
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herbie: well, yeah, but he had poison bite for a week because of that!
You see, the poison dripped from his head into his mouth and he's all like "blargahhagahaggaha!!!" about it...
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Oh... Oh glob that must have sucked *coughs a bit and sits down on grass*
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""About 2 yards away, near the forest""
Diddle: I cannot believe you let me eat that cookie, you are a bad person
Zoro: I cannot believe your still talking...
Diddle: It is my right to do so...
Zoro: "Whispers to himself" I wish it wasnt...
Diddle: What was tha- "Stares down the hill" Hey, its meanie lady.
Zoro: What? "Also looks down the hill" Ohhh ya...
Diddle: We should bother her....
Zoro: No... we should keep walking...
Diddle: Ok... What for?
Zoro: Peace, little Diddle....peace...
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herbie's unaware of their presence, so does Chives.))
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Would you mind if I joined? I brought an umbrella and some food? *holds out picnic basket* It looks really nice out!
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herbie: sure honey! The more the merrier!
Chvies: (sniffs food and eyes dilate) 8|
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*sits down* Hello *pulls out some food*
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herbie: you know, I recall you from somewhere...
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Really? *pulls out some sandwiches and some sodas*
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weren't you the one who try to settle that conflict between me and my friend Carmel Apple?
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I don't know maybe, *hands her a sandwich and a pop*
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herbie:...(looks at pop)...do you got any water? I uh...don't do sugary drinks... (checks sandwich for meat)
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Oh no there's no meat I made sure of that, here *hands her some water* Sorry 'bout that...
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herbie; s'okay hun! you didn't know about it!
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Thanks *takes bite of sandwich* So... hows life?
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