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Hmm let's seeOutrunning a speeding car - Check
Taking on a Battle Mech five times your size with a machinegun roughly your size - Check
Having only few scratches after being hit by a forementioned car - Check
Being absolutely okay after falling from like 10-15 meters - Check
Taking out a battle mech 10 times your size with bare hands - Check
Those are only some of the feats achieved by Hayate, not without a reason I call him THE BADASS BUTLER. The funniest thing is that from what I learnt he ISN'T the most powerful Butler out there.
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Sebastian Michaelis is STILL one HELL of a butler though♥~ XD
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One "Hell" of a Butler he is indeed XD
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And then would try to buy Hayate's (the butler's) soul?
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Też bym takeigo chciała... nigdy bym nie wydawała więcej na PKS...
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Zdecydowanie, ale musiała byś się przyzwyczaić do naddźwiękowych podróży na rowerze
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To na pewno byłoby nowe i interesujące doświadczenie :3
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Jeśli nie ostatnie w życiu :-3
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Iii, nie. Krówki bywają bardzo odporne. A jak nie, pożyczyłabym od Ciebie pancerz...
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Hmm pytanie brzmi czy pancerze wspomagane pomagają przy wysokich przeciążeniach
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Twoje są podobno niemal niezniszczalne... A ja mogę zawsze zmienić stan istnienia... skory Ty przeżyłeś taką miniaturyzację...
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Och pancerze są niezniszczalne to prawda ^^ Problem polega na tym że przy przeciążeniach nie ważne jak wypaśny pancerz masz i tak zacznie z ciebie organy wyciskać. Hmm... znaczy zostaniesz Logia Userem ?? To z One Piece, ludzie którzy zjedli takie fajne Devil Fruits są w stanie zmieniać swoje ciała w jakiś konkretny "żywioł" ogień, dym, piasek, błyskawice.
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No to - jak już mówiłam - spróbuję nowej formy istnienia: Galaretowatej Krówki/Artystki W Mocnym Pancerzu. Ech, pewnie nie masz żadnego damskiego modelu?
Kim? xD
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Te takie gluciki co są w niektórych cRPGach ?? A co do wersji dla kobiet to się niemal domontuje się piersi z przodu pancerza i będzie idealnie
Hmm okej to ja się może odrobinkę rozpiszę. To o czym wspominałem wystę
Paramecia - daje różne Dziiiwne moce jak np. zmieniasz się w człowieka-gumę (jak w Fantastycznej Czwróce), jesteś w stanie dzielić swe ciało na "plastry" i każde z nich sobie lata, wydzielać mydło ze swojego ciała, mieć tak gładką skórę że wszystko co w ciebie leci po prostu się o ciebie otrze i poleci dalej
Zoan - te najłatwiej opisać jako -Ławote. Czyli możesz się zmieniać w jakieś zwierze, praktycznie dowolnej pies, wilk, żyrafa. Są trzy "stadia" przemiany, ludzkie, łakowate (czyli takie pół zwierze pół człowiek) i pełne zwierze. O tutaj masz przykład drugiego stadium
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Trzeci rodzaj to Logia, one pozwalają ci zamieniać się w jakiś żywioł, możesz się stać (zależnie od owocu) ogniem, dymem, piaskiem, błyskawicą oraz możesz używać tych żywiołów do walki. Jeśli się dobrze wytrenujesz jesteś praktycznie nietykalna bo wszystkie ataki przez ciebie przechodzą jakby przeszły przez piasek czy ogień, jedyny sposób na pokonanie Logia Usera to wykorzystać "przeciwny" żywioł np. wode dla ognia, wode dla piasku, gumę dla błyskawicy.
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Damn. The butler power is a scary thing indeed. Walter and Mosquito wasn't enough, now this guy has taken a step to the playground as well, huh. I wonder if there are any special butler schools. And teacher would all be a mixture of Yama-ji's, Kunitoshi's and Rambo's. Nah, Rambo woyuld die in a blink of an eye.
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Yup Rambo wouldn't stand a chance but seriously Hayate pulled things no normal human being should survive and usually he doesn't even get very injured. Once, when he was at the brink of death because of huge blood loss and freezing to death in cold water he grabbed a shark, a HUGE one, and took him out in matter of seconds, all for his Ojou-sama. Did I mention that girls like to dress him in girly clothes and that there is one Butler who fell in love with him and remained in love even after learning that Hayate is a boy... Darn there were TWO Butlers who fell in love with him in girly clothes.
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First condition of being a butler: immortality. Second condition of being a butler: resistance for sexual harrassment. "I'm a boy! No one is perfect!" Reminded me of an old movie. Wouldn't someone get a bit annoyed that he is... taking out different candidates?
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Well... he isn't all that resistant to sexual harassment 
What do you mean by that ??
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A bit like Mizuiro from Bleach. Although he is a sly bastard though... His college then? Ayaa, maids can be dangerous things. 
Like some angry girls jelaous for him for "stealing" away her desired man? Or atleast something as bad like this hasn't happened to him yet?
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Yup Maids ARE dangerous, Maria-san especially, she can scare any person in the mansion into submissivness (Hayate and a 300 kg Tiger included) family's Special Police are fanatically loyal to her (even more loyal than to their employer) and she is a Really clever and sneaky person.
Well I was thinking something more along lines of Sexual Demon. Hayate have no luck with woman so I thought it would be good to make this self-proclaimed Hayate-defender a sexual offender who attempts to rape poor guy as often as possible, including French kissing in public and other... naughty stuff... and she wouldn't be above inviting girls who are in love with Hayate into Threesome, Quadrouplesome or any other wild orgy configuration XD On the other hand she would be the one who knows the most about his past and all the hardships he went through, therefore she would cuddle him protectively and take care of him... somewhere in between Training out of hell which are supposed to make him even more badass "I'M NOT GOING TO COMFORT YOU ALL YOUR LIFE, I'LL TURN YOU INTO A BATTLE MONSTER SO YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TAKE ON EVERYTHING WORLD THROWS AT YOU!!!". And if someone would actually manage to hurt Hayate... (imagines a face of pissed off demon woman towering over you like a Battle Mech)
I don't remember such things happening XD He is almost a personification of this trope
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I better not ask what is a 300 kg tiger doing there. Rich peoples fun i guess. *Shivers.* Special police consisting of who? Please don’t tell me that they are some muscled men who can twist Rambo’s neck in a blink of an eye. Maria-san sounds too scary already. Maid’s true awesomeness was shown with Eineus-san for me the first time. [link] I have grwoing respect for maids. And fear. Maids, mikos, butlers. I k now what I want into a story if I would ever write one.
Unfortunatelyt I odn’t knwo about Hayate so making a suitable character is a bit difficult. 
Your blog seems to be growing very nicely.
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Umm [Recalls what he knows about Tama] Umm you should see it for yourself
Umm... Yes they are Muscled Men, though I'm not sure about Rambo, does the fact that they are aware that they are no match for a Butler helps ??
Well Maria-san Can be scary but most of the time she is just playful, and she just love to tease Hayate when he is embarassed XD Not to mention that she actively helps Nagi (Maria and Hayate and Special Police's employer) in cosplaying Hayate in female outfits.
Whoaaa you started watching Macademi Wasshoi ?? Hehe Eine-san in the lecturer-mode XD To think that it's Eitarou who is supposed to be the Master
Well let's just say that when one character released a curse that was supposed to hit the most unlucky person in the world it went Straight to Hayate, and it was a cross-dressing curse XD That's the kind of person Hayate is. For example, the very moment he entered kitchen of one restaurant (which didn't have many guest even in it's best time) in order to make cookies for one girl, the restaurant became SWARMED by hordes of Harley Gangsters demanding food that wasn't even on the menu XD He is the Anthropomorphical Personification of Un-Lucky, excuse my Discworldian
Kind of... I didn't put much on it past last couple of months an now I keep updating it each week or two.
But that aside, how do you like the Gender Bending Haruhi ??
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A pervy tiger?! What kind of crazy house is that?!
Quite a useless bunch. If they knwo their place then they are nto so hopeless.
Nagui is female? And she dresses her butler to female outfits? Cool emplyer he has.
I finished. Be prepared..
*Ahem.*
Insane! Crazy! Incredibly funny!
It had so many references to other animes and mangas. Episode 4, those two gangsters were just like Men In Black from Detective Conan, when Stein transformed to fight Hapsiel, he looked for a moment like Andersen when he fought his last battle against Alucard. The little demon Baltia looked a bit like Medusa and Sakuma Eitarou drawing his manga was like Yagami Raito from Death Note. And when George was praying, the voice who talked with him, sounded just like Mayor from Hellsing. That speech of his when he attacked London played down like this... 
Stein and his animal ears mania... honestly, this is what a genius is all about.
Hapsiel gives a completely new definition for a „hard gay“ and he is even into women too! And a masochist... Trincia asked from Gabriel and Agaliarept if they wouldn’t they take him back and both said that they don’t see anything. This sums it up very nice. I wonder if he was banished in times immemorial for his actions. Maybe he invented the „Hard Gay.“.
Sakuma Eitarou. His appearance was cool, but when it got to me that it is a dog maid, I was ready to scream out loud. 
Synclavier the Siren and Miyabi, The West of the Four Gods – Byakko, those two were probably then smaller and less important among their people if they were dispatched. And their destiny was poor, realy tragic.
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These two are so cute! Miyabi’s tail, that tail! And her face! And those ears! And those… I’ll stop now.
The principle was a surprise. He works as a Santa Claus?! And that true appearance of his… The gods and the demons really don’t have much to say about how this academy handles things if such big noses are there. And Eitarou as well. When he said "if you want to kill me, get that bastard Lucifer do it” I almost fell of my chair. He was so cool. Just who is that man!? Samael, the Angel of Death? He is the Grim Reaper? Can he get any cooler!? Both Santa Claus and Eitaoru are then capable of creation then? The principle was probably the one who created the academy and Eitarou is very creative. He even finished his manga, even if it came with a heavy sacrifice from some supernatural creatures.
Gabriel and Agaliarept were a good couple. A demon moe expert. Who has ever heard about something like this.
The main characters. I was laughing most of the time. The neighbour got a good show even if his memory was messed up eventually. Takuto’s female version and the perverted senpai.
“Seven years in Tibet!”
The end was just too good. Hapsiel and George forming their own club.
What to say after watching this amazing anime? First, Arigatou gozaimasu, Andarion-hakase-dono! *Bows to the ground.*
MOE!!!! MIKO!!!! MOE!!! ANIMAL EARS!!!! PAWS!!!! TAILS!!!! MOE!!! MIKO!!!! YEAH!!!
*Takes a deep breath.*
Cross-dressing curse? It turned him into a crossdresser?! Somebody should seal away the magic. Seriously, this is criminal.
God...like...
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She has a male butler who dresses as a woman and trys to get to Hayate’s pants? Are you sure that reading such „traumatic“ stuff is good for your mental health?
Actually I havent’ read it. I watched about... 300 episodes when German tv was showing it. Unfortunately it stopped right when it got so damn exciting. Maybe I should pick up the manga, but with so many chapters, so few time and so many other series still ongoing I am not ready to start now. Is it good? Depends of what you are looking for. How much do you know about it anyways? The earlier time it was about these so called „closed room“ mysterys. The culprit had to be among the characters that were introduced during that arc. Later it got
more versatile. And darker. There are a lot of characters and some of them are really cool. Like female police officer Sato. Now that’s a badass lady. The police chief of Osaka is cool even when he just stands there. There was one... I think four episode long case when a madman was planting bombs in Tokyo. That was dark and well made thriller. And one thing more. Unlike some other detective storys were police are showed clumsy and idiotic, this is different. During all those tens police people only one of them was arrogant and stupid and if I remember correctly then he only appeared in one episode. During that bomb maniac arc, there was a flashback to about a year ago. That same lunatic planted a bomb to a amusement park. I don’t remeembr how it exactly was, but the Ferris whell was probably moving and due to the fact that the control centre was blowed up it couldn’t be stopped. One bomb expert jumped to the cabin when it reached down and tried to disarm the bomb. But there was a trick. The madman had planted a bomb to one of the hospitals in Tokyo as well. There was a screen on the bomb planted to the ferris wheel. He had already informed the police that he will reveal the location of the bomb on the screen when the time comes. You see where it goes... a mad game. Take one and sacrifice the other. Ofcourse he was in the crowed and with mobile phone activated another bomb making the Ferris wheel unmovable right when the cabin with the bomb and the policeman was right at its highest peak. The expert could have disarmed it, but if he had done it, then the message wouldn’t have appeared and one of the hospitals would have been blowed up and who knows how many people would have died. Then he just waited until the message appeared, send the information to his colleagues and took his last cigarette with a smile in his last moments. Now that is heroic and badass. He gave knowingly his life for all those other lives. The madman had a special hatred for the police. And a year later he started again. It had that dramatic tension i nSato’s case as the dead guy was important to her.
One thing that impressed me was just where does the author get so many versatile ideas.
Sakuma Eitarou is a devilish man. He truly is. But I admire the little doggy-chan. She lasted even three times. I wonder if Hapsiel’s make up grows automatically back. Bon-chan would need it. Ge was complaining about his ruined make-up after Minotaur beated him up.
Eitarou is a star. Like he is pulling the strings from behind he also manipulated the show. I love those kind of characters. Oh wait! He is unique!
Yeah, the tears of blood. Poor girls. Politics, the other gods and demons didn’t admit them anymore. Maybe they are even safer with Eitarou. They might be relaxed until Eitarou decides to relase double-issues the next year. Or decides to make a yuri porn movie. Mikos can’t be underestimated. Their arts are mysterious and... perverted. That series took so many cool things together. I laughed my as off that time. Takuto was like the most abused person in the entire series.
You mean that the Principal is The God? The ultimate boss god compared to whom all other gods are not worth a shit? He did look like someone not to be messed with and Eitarou listens to him. If he is the God, then no wonder he let everything to be and gave anyone free hands. He knew the limits of everyone and understood how it will play out. The Satan? Well then... Is Lucifer then not the Satan in this verison or was Eitarou just playing around and pretending that only Lucifer, in other words he himself, could beat him? Now that’s pretty neat. To say that only he himself could beat himself. I like that. He truly is the ultimate asskicker. Reborning and yet holding their true power? Why not. They took human forms to understand how it feels, rememebred it and are now using this power.
Yeah, I was surpriesed when Tanarotte got stabbed. I was afraid that this series turns out weird like sometimes happens when at the end must be a twist and this twist messes things up. Gladly the last episode was like earlier ones and made the little change even more enjoyable. Adding some serious dark elements and letting Eitarou be dark and cool. And then continue with the madness.
I have to thank you for your advice.
I guess that trying to summon Hapsiel wouldn’t help either. If his luck is so bad then trying to use the reverse luck and doing things opposite wouldn’t help in this case and Hapsiel will still appear instead of Miyabi.
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If you'll read that manga you'll now but trust me that tiger is not the craziest thing around. And besides, there is a butler that can take on Battle Mechs with his bare hands, that's enough for an answer isn't it ??
They said themselves that they don't stand a chance against a Butler, but can easily dispatch some punks, one of such punks experienced it... painfully.
Yup she puts Hayate in female clothes
Mhm I always thought that Stein looked like Talbain from DarkStalkers (game and anime series)
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Hoo You read Detective Conan, is it good ?? As for the speech, yeah I think it was Hapsiel. While we are Hapsiel don't you think that sending Eineus' little sister to Hapsiel not one time but three times was a bit... cruel
Yeah and what a cool reaction he and Eitarou had when they met Thumb up and “YAAAY”
Hmm that's very likely “Cause of eviction from Heaven: Attempted God lips-raping”
Haha Yeah the little Dojikko Eine-chan was really cute ^^ Eine-san is both cute and beautiful in overall. You know I may be blowing things out of proportion but I have a feeling that Sakuma simply hijacked the show, cause, just look at it. Takuto may be the protagonist but he barely does anything (10-11 episode is an exception) while Sakuma is pretty much concentrating the show around himself, it's like HE is the protagonist and not Takuto, I'm sure if you'd ask anyone who have watched Macademi about the first person they think about it would CERTAINLY be Eitarou and not Takuto.
To honest I have a feeling that Miyabi and Synclavier are slowly getting accustomed to Eitarou, they were going along with his plans during last episodes of writing manga and got as pissed off as him when one of the pages got damaged during the great battle in hot springs. And now, when the manga is completed they are simply relaxing and look like absolutely nothing can get them agittated anymore. Yeaaah I just loved when she “healed” Suzuho that was like SO perverted “I've been tainted” but I loved one moment in that episode even more “Too slow Heroes. I've already taken the hostage's virginity” You have to admit that Falche-san is pretty badass.
Who knows... I have an odd feeling that Gods' boss is the Principal he is either God or Jesus, which would mean that Eitarou is The Satan... in disguise of course ^^
Perhaps both The Principal and Eitarou reborn themselves as humans in order to create ?? Or just learnt how to do it by observing humans.
Hmm Yeah I'm almost sure that it was Sakuma. But don't you think that 10th and 11th episode was a bit... odd, I mean it totally and completely changed the mood of the series.
You certainly should watch Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann they have a lot of drills there
Yeah Macademi Wasshoi is one hell of a hilarious series. I'm happy you liked it ^^
[sighs] Knowing his luck it will be probably some old, fat, oily hard-gay sex-demon XD But yeah that was the curse's point, he was wearing female clothes if I understand correctly he didn't even notice when that curse hit him. Maria and Nagi thought that he himself developed taste for female clothes and Maria tried to talk to him about it, when he realized that he is wearing girl's clothes he went all teary and “Maria-san when did you... How Cruel T_T”
Truly and I just LOVE Kyonko ^^ She is so damn cute.
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Butlers are trained and honed to bring out sheer awesome, only that way they are capable of doing their job.
On the other hand, it's hard to find someone in the real world that would be at least as skilled and versatile as your average butler. Maybe special forces soldiers. Roughly.
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Zaprawdę powiadam ci, zacznij sobie czytać Hayate the Combat Butler
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Jednym z lepszych przykładów jest chyba Alfred, to naprawdę świetna postać mimo że się wcale z ludźmi nie bije, jak trochę o nim na wikipedii poczytałem... szczękoopad normalnie.
Mogli by być niezłymi nisko-poziomowymi Butlerami... po ciężkim treningu.
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Czwarta manga, którą mogę strawić
Fajne, fajne, dzięki za cynk
A co do Butlerów... łatwo ich opisać jako "pure awesome", na równi z ninja, piratami i robomał
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Wierz mi, sporo jest takich które mógłbyś strawić, jeśli się nie mylę mocno interesujesz się sztukami walki nie ?? To może poczytasz History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi ?? To o chłopaku chucherku który podczas Piekielnego Treningu (nie przesadzam chłopak regularnie umiera podczas treningu XD) staje się coraz potężniejszy, najciekawsze jest to że mamy tutaj pokazane prawdziwe sztuki walki i techniki w nich stosowane.
No to miłej lektury
Dlaczego mam wrażenie że cytujesz mi tutaj z Tv Tropes ??
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Zależy jakimi, kung-fu pierdół bez pokrycia nie lubię
Zarzucisz linka? Czy to tylko na papierze?
TVTropes to rzecz genialna i ogólnie sprawdzająca się w rzeczywistości. A że genialne umysły myślą podobnie...
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Cóż główny bohater przez sporą część mangi pokazuje "prawdziwe" sztuki walki, nie jakieś Dragon Ballowe okładanie się pięściami, jego Mistrzowie... to już inna liga.
Ależ proszę bardzo
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Hmm co do tej genialności to nie wiem, wpadłem na Tv Tropes przypadkiem, to się liczy ?? Ale fakt sporo z tego jest całkiem przydatne, mnie osobiście zgroza zdjęła jak czytałem o różnych Fan Dumb, Die for our Ship, Ship Wars itp. ludzie bywają przerażający...
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Okej, zobaczę w wolnej chwili
Powiadam ci, że genialne
A ludzie ogólnie są głupi
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