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First of all. If this picture belongs to someone here just let me know and I'll take it down.Hokay... We ALL know what happens when Nanoha meets a potential love interest, now do we ??
[nods sadly, sits down beer in hand, Last will in the other and waits for the End of the World as we Know it] It's too scary to even think what happens when they try to decide who will be on top...
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Well male Fate looks interesting, I think I'll stick with female Fate lol.
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My guess would be Female Fate after Nanoha, Male Fate after Manoha XD
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I'm thinking Fate gets all the Nanoha
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Unless there is Genderswapped Nanoha, and Hayate and her genderswapped version. Then we get CHAOS!
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no, then we get orgy, get your facts straight.
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Mhm good point... but it would be a Chaotic Orgy with 2x Hayate!
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still an orgy.
now add the gender swapped versions of the Wolkenritter.
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Could be, frankly there are only 2 or 3 pictures of him so I guess no one bothered to name him yet... personally I call him either Manoha or GARnoha
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...I'll just call him 'Nahano', then.
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Jodieron D:, mi infancia(?) que blasfemia es esta D:, u,u
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Yeah, isn't it glorious [laughs]
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that does seem right is she dateing her male self now?
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Hard to say, though knowing Nanoha (both versions) the male beat the female and the female is now in love... or they'll start Befriending each other in a minute, reconfiguring the geography in 50 miles radius while doing so.
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i she so why not more a picture of nanoha kissing the male version of fate
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Cause he is busy smoking XD ??
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Well, it's better than the Mio/Mikko self-cest I've seen.
Call me weird if you want, but I still say it's out of character for Mio to be BDSMing Miko.
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Mio/Miko ?? Mhm this character by any chance ?
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Or did I get the wrong person ??
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Yup. Both of them. Only Mikko in that picture was the same height as Mio.
Very OOC, IMO.
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Well it's the right of the fandom to OOC characters a bit XD To have fun with them
Mhm I've got to watch K-On one of these days.
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We are all going to die. Painfully, in a pink energy beam of death, doom, and cuteness. Don't forget, even after we die, we'll be revived to be befriended. T////T'
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[huffs] You are overreacting, we won't die, Nanoha's magic is set to stun not kill, sure we will suffer immense pain and we'll wish we were never born but after that we'll experience the happiness of being her befriended sex-slaves ^^
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...as long as I get a little time with Sein, I'd be okay with that.
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...unless Manoha and Nanoha have a yoai fetish. T_T
Then...well, suicide would be the first option... :[
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They befriend each other?
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Why do I think that they'd both have a massive orgasm from being hit by the other one's Starlight Breaker?
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Or die trying XD
I can totally imagine them both on the ground laying near each, panting and wheezing cause they just knocked each other out (with magic attacks mind you :-P) and proclaiming that they'll cooperate in creating a harem XD Heh the Starlight Breaker of Manoha would probably look like "EX" "CALIBUR" attack from Fate/Stay Night Sword Motion Gun XD
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Then they get up and decide that the other one is in THEIR harem...
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The sex was quite epic. XD
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Oh shit. May I say it again? HOLY SACRED SHIT IN BLESSED HOLY GRAIL!
Would the name be the same? Nanoha sounding feminine. Nanota? Nanora? Ah, who cares about the names. The attack power is still the same, only doubled. You could now theoritize of the combined attack called Sandwitch Starlight Breaker, the victim being the cheese between the two breads. Although I rather not theoritize about the outcome of something that holds capture level Immeasurable.
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"Sandwitch Starlight Breaker"? Not "Starlight Double Breaker"?
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Hmm after Fate/Stay Night I just can't consider the Holy Grail as something good, but yeah I agree ^^
Mhm I was leaning towards something simpler, Manoha XD Huhu Sandwiched Starlight Breaker, Double the Fun Double the PAIN XD Now we just have to wait for them to arrive to our little backwater world and befriend all of us in one mighty sweep of Destructive Love XD
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But who says that the place you shit into has to be anything good? As long as it contains everything that is put into there, then it should be fine. ^^
I once read a book that theorized over the possibility that Holy Grail, that Holy Grail, that famous cup some Roman dude collected J-man's blood really was a container of that so called holy blood. Although biological. Namely Jesus's child, who was brought to Europe in secret and the bloodline itself is the Holy Grail. And that secret organization was planning on using the holiness of that knowledge to put that bloodline at the top of the Europe, but World War I fucked things up a bit. And no, it wasn't Dan Brown who wrote it. I think the book was released somewhere 1970-80. Whatever the truth is nobody really gives a flying fuck about whether the guy had sex or not. Or more like the problem is if he had hetero or gay sex as Judas's betrayal might have been jealousy. ... Oh, sorry. I got carried away. 
Anyways, did you got that mail with the genderbended Fate/Stay Night guy? I'm not really sure what was the address you primarily used so maybe i sent it to wrong account.
Excuse me while I go and hit my head couple of times against something hard. -_- With Manssopp stirring things up in Mermaid Island I should have thought about that.
One mushroom cloud in one continent and other mushroom cloud on second continet signals their coming. XD
Didn't know Einhart has this hair colour. Or maybe it is artist's point of view
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I have been hearing of new Magical girl anime.
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Apparently it is deconstruction. While Nanoha combined Gundam to make it more awesome, then Madoka simply fucks everything up. The cute animal (Hey Yuuno!)is sochiopat, who gives girls powers in exchange of ripping their souls out and puts them into magical gem or something like that. And the body becomes empty vessel. I'm starting to get scared of what happens to those pink frilled Mahou Shoujos with this deconstruction era. XD
Short vampire manga.
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This has the idea I would love to see used more. Remembers me you one shot with Kim Possible. And finally somebody took shit on that irritating Bury Your Guys trope. Especially in vampire manga.
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Well considering that Graal in Fate/Stay Night was a super evil corrupted artifact... and it even contained shit, super evil shit XD
Seriously ?? Not by Dan Brown... so does it mean that the guy plagiarized that book ?? [laughs his ass off at Gay Judas] Seriously that would explain a lot... hmm so maybe those 30 silver coins weren't for the betrayal but for gay sex with the jew priests, and they used Judas' preferences against Jesus (joins in on the theorizing) Maybe Judas sold himself because he wanted to buy Jesus a present or something (says with a serious expression) talk about Gone Horribly Wrong...
No worries I just responded to it... actually if they would turn Gilgamesh into a girl who is hot for Shirouko it would be pretty fun XD and imagine male Saber trying to pray Gilgamesh from Shirouko "GET AWAY FROM HER SHE IS MY GIRLFRIEND" Gilgameshko "I own everything in the world, cute girls too" XD
Well I came across Manoha somewhere and liked it so you should feel proud that you worked on new names unlike me who just got lazy and took the one I found ^^ That aside, I really like Nanota, close to the original and sounds manly ^^
A cute pink mushroom with a sweet smile on it XD
Mhm naah don't think so, she had that colour on every art of her I saw
UGHHHH... this series is what happens when Magical Girls meet Evangelion, a total and absolute Mind Screwy Rape, I know one thing for sure, it'll all go to Hell, heh this cracked me up, they TOTALLY didn't saw that coming XD
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Poor Mami-chan, she kicked ass with her muskets and then got eaten by a Sandworm Witch... Yeah that little thing seriously sounds like a sociopath, and from what I read on tvtropes it seems that Faust got into a deal with the devil because a cute animal tricked him, sounds familiar ?? Those Magical Girls are Liches because of the contract. Bad things are bound to happen...
Nyaaahhh that was totally sweet... though it's a shame that the maid got killed T_T Mhm the Bathtub seduction was especially delicious, shame really that it was such a short and concentrated version, it would be fun to watch them slowly develop their relationship.
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Good way to deal with Holy Grail is to drop it to the Hell. The moment is hits the ground and shit gets out, it „awakens“ and acts like those fairy tale cups that always fill themselves. Unending unstoppable sea of shit fills Hell with all of it’s burning oil holes. One Chinese fairy tail told a story about a man, who found a pot. He used it to put broom to there. Then the pot started making brooms. Man and woman sold the brooms and got rich. One day a coin fell into the pot. Now the pot started to make coins. Man put his grandpa to work at taking out the coins. There was too many coins and grandpa died from exhaustion and fell to the pot. Now the pot started to make dead grandpas. Man used all his money to bury all these dead grandpas and was poor once again.
*Bows in deep respect.* You have talent for theological discussion. My solution was more heretical to be honest. Namely Jesus was playboy and screwed with Judas, Pontius Pilatus and many other. They all got jealous and wanted to take revenge on him. The Jewish officials had enough of this fuckfest that disturbed the business and decided to get rid of him. Might have been also the fact that Jesus was bisexual and had a child with Mary Magdalene. Pontius got pissed and offed Jesus on the behalf of the Jewish officials. After all gods are known for being sexual bastards. J-man’s pops did make Virgin Mary pregnant. And good old Zeus was the biggest cocker in the old Greek.
Poor Shirouko. XD Getting between two royals interested in you is pretty hardcore thing. XD
Pink is the colour of badass. XD Real Men Wear Pink trope embodies it.
If its true, then I am happy. Green hair really suits her.
Oh no! Ultimate magical girls got defeated! If jail would have known that this is their weakness, then he should have broadcasted Madoka all over the world.
There is a special pool for Kyuubee.
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My favourites.
I love the artstyle here. Makes the sadistic Sunflower Youkai cute and dangeorus.
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Looks like this is what happened, when they got out from the toilet after puking their intestines out.
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Sory, but what is Liche? I saw that termin in Tv Tropes, but couldn’t figure out what it means.
And she looked like she has had enough experience, considering her eyepatch. 
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[chuckles] Yeah and after that Satan will be asking his advisors "Which one of you wise asses thought that it was a good idea to mess with humanity, huh ?? That's just our shitty luck, what a shitty day..." Well perhaps Satan will change the business area, from Punishment and Jailing to exporting fertilizers for farms ^^ All natural and Chemistry-Free.
Wait a friggin moment XD Dead Grandpas ?? Trust human imagination to come up with something absolutely outrageous.
[nods] And what moral should we take from this ?? Don't cheat on your boy/girlfriends or you'll end up totally crossed out of existence, be you human or god. Hell hath no fury like a lover scorn.
Why is that the Biggest Gods in the Pantheons must be Sex Gods as well, can't they take up growing Bonzai Mountains as a hobby or something ?? It's kinda embarrassing for their worshippers I bet.
HA! It's only because Sakura isn't around, she is like Hinata, quiet, gentle, delicate and shy
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That is until she goes Dark Sakura
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and starts offing Gods and Demons alike with impunity
And she ABSOLUTELY loves Shirou and will slaughter the world to get him ^^
Yeah green hair really suit her, and since Lindy doesn't appear much anymore it's good to have someone with the same hair-colour ^^
Wouldn't work, the 9-years old Nanoha and Fate would be weak against it, adult Nanoha and Fate ?? Instant one hit kill aimed at Jail with a Wave Motion Magic Stick XD
Fufufufu nothing beats beating a psychopatic abomination into the ground :-3 KILL IT NANOHA, KILL THE ABOMINATION!!
Mhm in short Lich is a very powerful undead mage, Richard could be considered a Lich though the newest pages seem to suggest that he is alive
Well we got a happy ending, it's a shame the maid had to die to ensure that T_T Ah what a wonderful threesome would they make, like with that dark-skinned maid from Shoujo sect.
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I’m starting to feel that the Holy Grail was God’s way to troll both humans and Hell. XD Satan is businessman, unlike Heaven dudes, who follow their strict doctrine step by step. Maybe Jesus wanted to have some free time and his crucifixion was his dad’s way to tell him to stop fucking around and get his ass back to home to help Virgin Mary to prepare meals for God and his hordes of angels.
Those Asians have very interesting way of thinking. When Christianity was introduced to Japan, then it met some unexpected trouble. For example, if the feudal lord goes to hell would that mean that his loyal samurais have to go to hell as well?
Well, old Greeks were a bit weird so Zeus might have been their ideal dream man. XD
In CSI Miami there was ex-military crazy sniper, who liked to feel like god by killing people with his skills. His house was example of a control freak. And he grew bonzai trees. Trees, mighty and powerful and simply controlled by human hands. Maybe those sex gods don’t have the control you need to grow bonzai trees. Whether it is evil (That sniper, who loved to control everything.) or control of yourself in the right way (Elder and Shibukawa Gouki.). On one cover Akainu was also growing a bonzai tree. And he looks to be kind of control freak as well. With all his dog like persistence to hunt down D brothers. Zeus, who can’t keep his trident in his toga folds probably don’t even know what restraint or control means. He would either a) lose concentration after 1 second staring at the bonzai tree or b) try to fuck it. And there we would get some sort of horrible horny tentacle trees. Centaurs were born after some Greek dude fucked a cloud. (Zeus saw that his quest lust after Hera and made a cloud looking like Hera and tricked Ixion to screw it.) Then he was attached to wheel that was always spinning. And it was burning. The moral of the story: Don’t fuck the wife of a man, whose got the biggest trident.
In other words she would ascend like a dark angle, take Shirou and blast Gilgamesh into the farthest galaxy.
*Sniffs.* Lindy! *Runs away crying.* I miss her.
Damn! I looked that they are adults.
Meanwhile Fate is beating Sgaglietti’s head in after grabbing Tre by her leg and using her as a club. Yep. Damn you Kyubee.
For all the fat men... no... for all the magical girls in the world! You can do it Nanoha!
Nothing is certain with Dick.
Ouch... yes, that sounds so similar to making contract with Yuuno-kun and yet so fucked up. Whoever came up with Madoka is a genius. To fuck up Mahou Shoujo this much I bow in respect. And in deep fear. And with deep need to go look Nanoha images in Danbooru to regain happy memories of Mahou Shoujo.
Indeed. The tragic mixed with happiness. I am getting the feeling that this might have been a test chapter like the one with the cute witch with the baseball chapter. If it goes well a longer series is created. In there the maid’s death would have been even worser if we know more about her. Okay, I shouldn’t have thought about that. Now I got even more depressed. -_-
Yes, Shoujo Sect! It had so many things correct. Why argue, when you can share and gain. So you read it fully?
This one shot made me think over discrimination. Just like Tv Tropes mentioned that God has had long time to make propaganda (What else do you call Bible.) against Satan, who has had no way to express his true ideals, the same way are vampires treated by horrible monsters known as vampire hunters.
The beautiful ending of those three walking together to the sunset like the ending of the Indiana Jones Movie 3. The vampire lady holding her beloved hunter on her arms while the calm maid walks at their side, holding AK-47 on her shoulder and smoking on of those long thin pipes. I must say there isn't enough using vampirism as a mean to achieve happy ending.
While we’re at maids.
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P.S. I just noticed that I didn’t answer about the Dan Brown part in my previous comment. The „Holy Grail, Holy Blood“ (I think that was the title.) might have been Borwn’s source of inspiration, but there might have been enough stories wondering around about Jesus’s child.
There was a religious group in South Korea. The leader claimed that Jesus was able to salvate people only on spiritual level, but could not do it on physical level, because he didn’t have children. But him, the founder of this cult, is the Lord Of the Second Advent or some crazy shit like that, and therefor he has had children, whose blood is pure. And why was there need for pure blood? Because humanity’s blood is tainted after Eve (Yes, our great mommy.) had sex with the Satan. I wonder if it went something like this:
Snake: „Yo, babe! Whaddya doing?“
Eve: „’thing, chilling.“
Snake: „Wanna bite my apple?“
Eve: „Sure, why not.“
God: „OH NO! NO SNAKE PORN IN MY GARDEN! YOU’RE ALL BANNED!“
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Which aspect of this makes you go Lordi :-3 ??
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The blantant crazyness of it. And the fact that there are two of them now!
THE UNIVERSE IS DOOMED!
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Hmm... how about I raise the stakes :-3
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But yeah we are doomed ^^
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... You seem to have already accepted the coming oblivion.
I can respect that.
I still want to gouge out your eyes and force you to eat them, rip out your spine and impale you with it, and lit your blood on fire, though. For filling my head with unpleasant visions of destruction.
Normally they'd be pleasant. But this is the gender-bent Nanoha crew we're talking about so.... yeah.
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Oh I always knew we are Doomed and we would end up dying one horrible way or another. I'm like that Catastrophe-Prophet from "2012" instead of being scared and panicking I'm sitting back sipping the tea and enjoying the annihilation ^^
[raises an eyebrow] Mhm that's one of the more creative threats I have received [claps] Very imaginatine ^^ Still doesn't come close to some stuff... like a threat of forcing me to watch Boku no Pico [shudders at the memory]
[bows] I'm always eager to mind-rape those around me, nothing makes my day more than looking at people screaming, trying to rip out their brains and wash them on a washboard with acid ^^
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Oh yes, that's what everyone says. "Oh, i shall just sit back and enjoy the chaos while I sip a cup of tea with biscuits."
Until they come for you that is.
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Ara ?? But I won't be eating biscuits ^^ Those are for him [points with his thumb at the tall skeleton in a black robe with a blue-bladed scythe resting next to his chair] How do you like your tea Death-san
DELIGHTFUL THANK YOU, WHAT DO YOU CALL THOSE SMALL YELLOW THINGS [the skeleton answered with a voice like a crypt being closed]
Lemons Death-san
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