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www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP2MDt…Here's a touching story. Once upon a time on April First 2013, the TF2 team left a blog post with a secret link to what is now known as Lecture Valley: www.teamfortress.com/lectureva… It was a few pages of an in-TF2-universe magazine that, among other things, mentioned bread as a particular highlight. The update waiters had a field day with it, wondering what was coming.
Fast forward over a year later and nothing of the sort has come of it, much to the chagrin of many... until now. In what seems like an ordinary mantainance update, Valve has upheld the time-honored-tradition of sneaking in files into the game to prepare us for the next big thing. And what is that tibet to the next big thing?... BREAD! And lots of it!
Nothing is known of what its purpose is, but we do know that it's appearing on odd occasions of teleportation in TF2, and is slotted in the files for the weapons. Combined with old recoveries of bread-references in weapon code, could this be our long-awaited new weapons? Or just a cute little thing for people who remember a year-old April Fools hint and bread lovers alike?
I know only one thing: I love cornbread. Happy to see it added.
EDIT CIRCA 6/16/2014: Spamming my Watchers' feeds again to let you know THINGS ARE MOST CERTAINLY HAPPENING: www.teamfortress.com/countdown…
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Comments: 17
residentsmile In reply to Hexidextrous [2017-11-28 05:17:31 +0000 UTC]
All we need now is some cheese and fancy wine.
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Bytestream [2014-06-14 04:05:03 +0000 UTC]
I can't believe how much I'm getting hyped about bread.
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ScottWolf [2014-06-12 12:38:35 +0000 UTC]
Welp. there's only one thing to do. *gets the industrial sized jar of strawberry preserves*
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CommanderCTC In reply to ScottWolf [2014-06-13 04:37:42 +0000 UTC]
Don't forget the peanut butter!
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ScottWolf In reply to CommanderCTC [2014-06-13 12:16:22 +0000 UTC]
I do like a little pb and bread with my jelly...
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SyforceWindlight [2014-06-12 10:41:03 +0000 UTC]
Bread! Bread everywhere!
Hope there isn't any wet bread...
But still, it certainly sounds like valve to do something sneaky and subtle. It could only forewarn us of what is to come...
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lazymansload [2014-06-12 04:48:01 +0000 UTC]
I think the only acceptable response to this might just be the following soliloquy, as read by the announcer from the Stanley Parable.
hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2…
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