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AnonymousLlama428 — Ursus arctos priscus with nom noms
Published: 2018-06-22 11:27:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 1231; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 0
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Steppe brown bear with Megaloceros giganteus cow (doe?) carcass and cave hyena (Crocuta crocuta spelaea) looking on behind.Related content
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Cave Hyaena - "I could totally do that, I'm just not hungry yet."
Bear - Grunts.
Megaloceros - DIES.
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Well, I don't know if his claim is quite accurate, but looking at his modern cousins:
When a hyenas says "Man, I'm so hungry, I could literally a whole wildebeest." and the wildebeest and co. just assume he's using a figure of speech, they often come out dead wrong: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eK4j3…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWKBPh…
RIP Megaloceros
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Well even a hyena can sometimes be caught walking around with a full belly between meals!
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Oh yeah.
I've always been a hyena, not a lion, in terms of my eating habits. I don't really fight over food at home, I share, etc. quite often. The trick for me is that I eat quick as fuck.
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I'm more of a lion - one shares, but only when obliged to!
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Hehe, lions fight a lot, hyenas just eat real quick instead, when it comes to kills.
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Doubtless because they're modest enough to know exactly how dangerous they are, yet understand how much more dangerous their neighbours can be!
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They know their place.
I imagine they take solace in the fact that their Eurasian bretheren pwned the lion's northern cousin back in the day.
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READ DA TITTLE AND DA DESCRIPTION!!!1
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AH OK
Oh, it makes sense now
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It's a brown bear, yeah.
And a damn huge and carnivorous one
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Sure we're not dealing with a Short Faced Bear
Or did those come at a later time?
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It did not come at all( ). This is Europe, Arctodus was in the Americas
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Oh yeah
And on top of that, wasn't even a Brown Bear
More like a Sloth Bear on Steroids
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Mora like a spectacled bear on steroids
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Yeah that's what I meant
That's sounds like such a nerdy bear
Probably is, but that'll be the last thing you'd say when he calls his big mean cousin
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Oh yeah, that would really be something.
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Polar Bears are into Necrophilia
Who knew?
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More animals than I'd be comfortable with are:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUQLN4…
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Wolf uses bite.Errrrrrrrrr....... OK
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