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Arithusa β Two scoops, please.
Published: 2011-01-02 20:03:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 3785; Favourites: 138; Downloads: 10
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This is what happens when I get bored while being forced to watch movies with my family. XDPoor Altair. He's so stealthy, he's not even noticed in plain sight.
Edit: And here's a lovely continuation by *The-wandering-path
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that happened to me
that's why I don't buy any thing from the icecream truck now
plus I live buy a snuck and can get icecream for 1 buck
one quart that is
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Cheer up AltaΓ―r!
AltaΓ―r: HOW I DON'T EVEN HAVE ICE CREAM!
Me: *goes to the fridge* Here: Jungle berry sorbet, frozen choco covered strawberries, sweet melon with vanilla ice-cream, banana split and Hagendaas stock for 3 months!
Kadar: *u*
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Don't let Kadar anywhere near that ice cream.
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Do not give him sugar of any kind.
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Wha.... Oh great.
Whatever rest up to yo- OH COME ON!
Shoot me. =_=
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OH MY GODS LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! D:<
*smacks you with a book*
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*stops the book in midway* Wait. I know how to stop them.
*synched dart swish noices*
AltaΓ―r,Malik Kadar: ZzzzZzzz
Mission accompli.. What the-
*another dart swishing noice*
Now putting them on the beds. Sugar's effect will be drained when they woke up. *tucks them in beds* Now sleep well with your brother Kadar... *takes a look at the other couple* ......>D
*5 min later*
That's better *leaves AltaΓ―r and Maria in a snuggle* Aww.
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*stabs ice cream man in the face* How dare thee break the heart of Alty D:<
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I-it's not his fault!
Altair's just too stealthy for his own good. >__>;
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Poor Altair. But then again, that ice cream sure is fattening.
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True. What would happen if his belt would no longer be able to fit him.. ;A;
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He would have to move up to an extra large size... And fat assassins aren't very good at anything other than crying when they fail.
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I just had the most depressing image of fat Altair pop into my head.
It's funny and sad at the same time.
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I'm glad I've ruined him for you.
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Dude, his hands in that last panel just made it more funny xD I don't know why but it made me laugh xD Right along with your artist comment
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That's the mighty power of spaghetti arms.
And and and thank you. ovo
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Kneel before Spaghetti Arms
Lol, not a problem
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He's too stealthy for his own good. The poor dear will have to seek some other way to get a sweet treat.
Or he could just kill that ice cream man.
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pfff Screw the ice-cream man.
AltaΓ―r: But i want sweet. Templars have cookies! ;A;
Me: Screw them, i have teh Brownie with ice cream goodness!
AltaΓ―r: *u* Marry me!
Me: No.
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He'll find a way, man. He'll find a way.
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Altair! You're not alone! Happened to me once... I will never forgive that ice cream man either.
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Oh goodness! That must be terrible.
You stealthy assassin you.
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Or maybe the ice cream man was an asshole.
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You're right... I'm either a stealthy assassin(I hope) or the ice cream guy is an asshole.
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It's the stealth, man. The steeaalth.
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Malik would say: Shit happens NOVICE! Assassins can run faster!
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"But why ice cream truck? I wanted your delicious frozen treats!
You shall die by midnight."
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XD I made that up in like.. two seconds. OwO
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Just the idea of him running after an ice Cream truck is hilarious but the reason WHY the ice cream truck driver doesn't stop is hilarious!!
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Pffft! Glad you enjoyed it. X3
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I meant to say "more hilarious" but i'm sure you understood XD
I just drew a picture for this here I'll send you a link when I post
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heeey use that boredom to something useful, like drawing pics for me *is shot*
just kidding xD
Pooor AltaΓ―rkinz....!
Here.. Lollylove for you *gives*
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