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There was an elf born in the forest of Milladry.

He was raised by a pack of wild cats, who defended themselves with silverware.

He spoke a language called Spaniwalish, a mixture of Spanish and Swahili.

When the elf was 7 he learned the martial art of Kung Pow Chicken.

He defeated many bellies in the 10 years of training and exploration and came unto a town called Burborry.

Here there Mexicasians as far as the eye could see.

Word of his stir fry butt kicking expertise reached the all-knowing wizard, MALDOR, and his knowing-alot-but-not-everything apprentice, McDaddy.

The elf walked around, until he saw a streetside hooker named Lafawnda.

The two had three children, with one body, two heads, and three penises.

Lafawnda divorced the elf, and took all his money like the whore she was.

The elf went to the sea, where he was never seen again, and lived the rest of his life with the gay mermen society.

He eventually grew gills and flippers, and loved playing with thew dolphins.

A submarine showed up and killed everyone he knew.

The elf, enraged, threw a spork into the propeller of the sub, and the nuclear reactor inside fried, and blew the elf into a far away desert, where he found a small Arabian child named Nesbibble.

The elf brought the boy up, and taught him how to color inside the lines.

Things were good until the elf grew bored of the boy, and walked to the nearest Wal-Mart.

He picked up a Where's Waldo book, where canted the phrase...
"Shamalamla"
He was instantly teleported to Batmans cave.

Robin was on the toilet, but Batman took the elf to be a hostile enemy of the Scarecrow.

The elf, confused, asked if he could play pictionary in order to leave with his pocket change.

Batman agreed, and failed, because his penguin looked more like a duck.

The elf took the Batmobile, and Robin layed an enormous...
Outside the nearest Blockbuster, the elf was msokin' a fat doobie rolled by his now new close friend José.

Blockbuster was closed, and the elf went to KFC, where he got a giant family bucket of drumsticks, and choked on the one wing that wound up inside the bucket.

Upon awakening, there was a fairy above him giggling.

"What are you giggling about bitch?"
He realized his shoes were on the wrong feet.

So he got up, and walked into the nearest dark alley, and dissappeared forever, into space, until an asteroid flew by.

He managed to lasso a finely constructed rope of dental floss around the midget that was riding the asteroid, who was done visiting giants on Pluto.

The lasso essentially eviscerated the gnomish small person, and sent the elf careening towards Chicago.

He suddenly remembered he had wings.

So he flew to Istanbul and smoked hashish with the local warlord, named Shickabam.

He deliriously stumbled into a cave full of treasure, guarded by a very ornery goat.

He butted heads with the goat and blacked out.

He died.

The end.

Description
There was an elf born in the forest of Milladry.

He was raised by a pack of wild cats, who defended themselves with silverware.

He spoke a language called Spaniwalish, a mixture of Spanish and Swahili.

When the elf was 7 he learned the martial art of Kung Pow Chicken.

He defeated many bellies in the 10 years of training and exploration and came unto a town called Burborry.

Here there Mexicasians as far as the eye could see.

Word of his stir fry butt kicking expertise reached the all-knowing wizard, MALDOR, and his knowing-alot-but-not-everything apprentice, McDaddy.

The elf walked around, until he saw a streetside hooker named Lafawnda.

The two had three children, with one body, two heads, and three penises.

Lafawnda divorced the elf, and took all his money like the whore she was.

The elf went to the sea, where he was never seen again, and lived the rest of his life with the gay mermen society.

He eventually grew gills and flippers, and loved playing with thew dolphins.

A submarine showed up and killed everyone he knew.

The elf, enraged, threw a spork into the propeller of the sub, and the nuclear reactor inside fried, and blew the elf into a far away desert, where he found a small Arabian child named Nesbibble.

The elf brought the boy up, and taught him how to color inside the lines.

Things were good until the elf grew bored of the boy, and walked to the nearest Wal-Mart.

He picked up a Where's Waldo book, where canted the phrase...
"Shamalamla"
He was instantly teleported to Batmans cave.

Robin was on the toilet, but Batman took the elf to be a hostile enemy of the Scarecrow.

The elf, confused, asked if he could play pictionary in order to leave with his pocket change.

Batman agreed, and failed, because his penguin looked more like a duck.

The elf took the Batmobile, and Robin layed an enormous...
Outside the nearest Blockbuster, the elf was msokin' a fat doobie rolled by his now new close friend José.

Blockbuster was closed, and the elf went to KFC, where he got a giant family bucket of drumsticks, and choked on the one wing that wound up inside the bucket.

Upon awakening, there was a fairy above him giggling.

"What are you giggling about bitch?"
He realized his shoes were on the wrong feet.

So he got up, and walked into the nearest dark alley, and dissappeared forever, into space, until an asteroid flew by.

He managed to lasso a finely constructed rope of dental floss around the midget that was riding the asteroid, who was done visiting giants on Pluto.

The lasso essentially eviscerated the gnomish small person, and sent the elf careening towards Chicago.

He suddenly remembered he had wings.

So he flew to Istanbul and smoked hashish with the local warlord, named Shickabam.

He deliriously stumbled into a cave full of treasure, guarded by a very ornery goat.

He butted heads with the goat and blacked out.

He died.

The end.