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Published: 2012-04-07 05:05:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 1206; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 0
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RANT!Brainy needs to be on Young Justice, but it will probably never be. Why, BECAUSE HE WOULD SOLVE EVERYONE'S PROBLEMS!
basic messages to the 'secretive' team:
Superboy: man the sprock up, I grew up in a lab, and my mommy rejected me too. Lex is an ass, and don't do drugs. Cry and move on, be your own man. Now lets test out this flight ring.
Artemis: My great great grandfather annihilated Krypton, SPROCKING KRYPTON. Superman wasn't happy when he found out, but we're still friends. Face up to the lies, and know that you are not defined by your family.
Megan: Hello, ....Megan. Look, being a Brainiac is a gift and a curse. My people feared my abilities enough to lock me in a lab my entire childhood. But do NOT hate yourself for another's intolerance. Take what you have and show them just how great you are.
AAANNDD to Superman:
be nice to Superboy, or no more sex, EVER!
ooorr, something like that
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I obviously can't draw guns, at all. And Brainy, leave Koko II alone, you know love how cuddly he is!
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Brainy needs to be on Young Justice, but it will probably never be. Why, BECAUSE HE WOULD SOLVE EVERYONE'S PROBLEMS!
The real reason Brainiac5 is never in anything lololol I love your whole description.
And yes yes yes I agree. This superboy and brainy can form friendship through mutual dislike of monkeys.
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I how much I wish this to happen is so unhealthy....
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B-but Brainy, monkeys love you! *just enjoys watching it use Brainy like a climbing tree... or thinking he's it's parent*
You are so right; he would solve everyone's problems... In five minutes! Especially with Superman being nice to Superboy.
But back to the picture. The expressions are great, I especially love how the monkey is like hugging Brainy's face. SO CUTE!
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Brainy is the perfect climbing apparatus lol
I swear, imma write this thing up once finals are complete.
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Oh my gosh! If Brainiac 5 were on the team, that would be SO awesome! I love the way you think. 
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Brainy needs to be there for an episode, idk, he can bring Impulse to race Wally (both improving Wally's speed and stabilizing Impulse's accelerated metabolism).
And then B5 can be all like, Clark, I know you read files on Superboy when you were in the future, you can't prevent whats gunna happen by avoiding him.
And Clark'll be all, but how can i be there for him when I know these things!?
And brainy can be like 'thats why I'm taking that burden from you' *FLASH* men in black style memory erasers
And Superman will go be a decent father.
THE END!
...so many rants...im sorry
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