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AssassinInTheShadows β .:The resting DOTS Assassin:.
Published: 2009-12-24 13:05:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 276; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 32
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Lol. A failed cosplay - WITH. DOTS. :'DRelated content
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YESDOTSGALORE
I'm the famous Dots Assassin! PHEAR ME AND MY DOTS
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*pulls 
Yaaaaay! finally someone who phears me xD
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o3o *is petted* yaaaay 8D
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*takes cookie, and gives* Why do everyone think I'm cute, and not fearable?
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*nibbles on teh cookie* I unno, you're pretty scareh to me o3o
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*pulls wide, but child-like grin* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! MOMMY, MOMMY, SOMEONE SAID I WAS PRETTY SCARY! *lolloltotallyproud*
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*hides behind a rock*
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*looks around*
*scared*MOMMY, IT DISSAPPEARED DX
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YESSS! THE DOTS ARE WATCHING U
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Dots: *stare*
SEE?! THEY'RE WATCHING U
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STRIPES R WATCHING U 2!
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._. STREEPJEEEEEES.
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There! BEHIND U!
they attacking!!!!!
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*WORD HYPER*
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*runs towards haybale 8D*
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8'D
DOTS!
I love 'em x']
I
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YES.
DOTS :'D
Lollol I luv them too - You can draw SMILEYS on them
*complains* xD
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YUSH.
DOTS 8'D
Yah, smiley tiem! x3
Ever tried dot rape?
It's epic x']
*bitch slaps* x3
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._. DOT RAPE, HERE I COME XD
*is slapped*
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WOO! DOT RAPE! >D MAKES LOTSA DOT BABIES! XD
*laughs evil*
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AND THAT MAKES MORE DOTS TO DRAW SMILEYS ON!
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HOLY CRAP THAT'S AWESOME! 'KAY WHO'S READY FOR SUM DOT RAEP?!?! XD
AC2 is epic, I'm already Ezio Auditore da Firenze, the RevengeAngel >D (Lawl that's the nickname I gave him )
Pluzzz, he's epic, you can paint his clothes~!
8D
Mwahahaha, mine~! >D xD
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YESSSS, THAT'S AWESOME!
.....One day I'll simply stalk you and steal Ezio TT^TT AND I'LL TAKE EZZY THE ITALIAN SHEEP AND ALTAIR WITH ME TO HELP ME >D
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WOOOHOOOO, RAEP! XD
And that one day, I'll pull an Al Qaeda bomb from my basement, AND I'LL BOMB YOU! >D
Dude, now that I think of it, Deidara could totally be an al qaeda xDDDDDD
*shot*
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LOL
oh shi- DUN BOMB MEH! DX I'm just an average Ezio-fan. XD
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Then, I'm afraid I can't let you go.
I'll force you to dot-and-line rape...
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oh shi- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandWHAT IF I SAY I'M ONE OF THE BIGGEST? DX
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THEN, I'LL HAVE TO ASSASSINATE YOU AT THIS VERY INSTANT.
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FFFFFFFFF. when will you NOT bomb or assassinate or whatever? XD
*lolruns to haybale*
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NEBAH!
*lolchases with torch xD*
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*decides to climb up a view point Assassin style XD*
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POOP.
I CAN'T CLIMB.
So I'll send Deidara and his bird up instead :'D
I think this has turned into the official battle: Assasing Creed vs. Naruto
XD
Dude, I'mma make a piccy of 'dat 8D
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HA.
...Then I'll cal AltaΓ―r and Ezio and Ezzy the Italian Sheep! >D
LOL
AltaΓ―r vs. Naruto >>
I'm gonna rp as AltaΓ―r, then XD
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HA.
...Then I'll call Sasori puppet perv and Itachi blind weasel and Tobi Lollipop mask and all my Naruto freak fan friends! >D PWND!
LAWL.
FIRST ROUND, ALTAΓR VS. NARUTO
No shit dude, that was obvious xD
I BE NARUTO FOXY BOY! >D
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ANDDDDD. THEN I'LL CALL MACHIAVELLI, LEONARDO DA VINCI, EHHM.. LORENZOOOOO DE MEDICIIIIII [jesus ._.] ANDDDD... GIOVANNI AUDITORE.
And AltaΓ―r shall call Malik, Maria, AND EVERYONE ONE ELSE.
AltaΓ―r: Pffff. Human against Fox? Easy.
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NO WAI. I SHALL CALL........ ALL THE HOKAGE, THE AKATSUKI (WHO ARE DEAD BUT WHO GIVES SHIT XD) AND ALL THE ANBU AND JOUNIN I CAN THINK OFF MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
And idk who they will call, their ninja clan/family? ._. idk
Naruto: THAT BE HUMAN AGAINST A NINJA NINE-TAILED KYUUBI FOX DEMON! D<
Me: .... pwnd
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AltaΓ―r: *bitchslaps Naruto* Speak sense.
Me: Naruto never makes sense o3o
Hyperactive ninja nine-tailed kyuubie fox demon..? One word: GOLDEN RETRIEVER 8D
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Naruto: DFADFJSNFGKA'LFDKA;LDFKS;LJSLFKJE HVC HEWDVGFBGB RHJIJOFN D<
Me: Here, I'll translate it for you, you dumb-fucked tard-face. *clears throat* What he said was that he's a ninja. A ninja with a demon inside of him. A demon which is a Kyuubi. Which is a huge nine-tailed fox, one of the strongest demon's actually. The amount of tails represents it's strength. Nine being the most. In the Naruto series, you have demons with one tail to demons with nine tails, all hunted by the Akatsuki and--
Naruto: YEAH YEAH ENOUGH INFO D<
Me: Oh.... Well, GOLDEN RETRIEVER ARE TWO WORDS 8D
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AltaΓ―r: FFFFFF. We humans atleast have easier-to-explain-powers: KNIVES AND BLADES. *throws throwing knife at Naruto*
Me: ...Overload of information ._.
ANDDD... I meant.. a summary. of all those.. information ,_,
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Naruto: I is also human ._. There's just a demon in me xD *counters with kunai* DATTEBAYO!
Me: *lmao's xD*
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AltaΓ―r:
Me: *throws something eatable at Naruto*
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Naruto: 
Me: *throws something hard and sandpapery at you xD*
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AltaΓ―r: *dies from laughter XD*
Me: *dodges and throws Ramen at Naruto 8D, then gives some food to AltaΓ―r's dieing form on the ground XD*
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Naruto: Hmmmmm Ramen! *sound in the background: LEVEL UUUP!* OH YEAH! I feel revived! I feel stronger! Oh yeah! xD
Me: AltaΓ―r be dead 8D NARUTO-KUN FOXY BOY BE THE WINNER XD
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Altaïr: *pulls ¬¬ face, and stands up* Ahum.
Me: FFFFF. when he lays on the groud 3 seconds with Naruto on top, THEN Naruto has won 
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