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AssClownFish β How to Make Someone Hate You
Published: 2011-10-19 22:15:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 9287; Favourites: 569; Downloads: 64
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How to Make Someone Hate YouFor those of you who are in dire need to have the loathing hatred of someone else out there.
Draw better than someone and be proud of your art.
Draw better than someone and not be happy with your art.
Be average in everything art and be content with improving as you go.
Suck at art and be happy with it.
Suck at art.
Type like a Neanderthal and think it's the proper way to type on the internet.
Type like a Neanderthal and not care if no one understands you.
Type like a normal person, with some mistakes here and there.
Type like a god and look down on Neanderthals.
Type like a god.
State your educated opinion.
State your uneducated opinion.
Have an opinion.
State the facts that prove someone is an idiot.
State the facts.
Be proud of being homosexual.
Be proud of being straight.
Be proud of being bisexual.
Be proud of being pansexual.
Be proud of being any sexuality.
Be Asexual.
Act like a bigoted Christian.
Act like a bigoted Christian who feels like everyone else is going to hell.
Be an innocent person, who happens to be Christian.
Be any other religion.
Have no religion and be a dick about it.
Have no religion.
Be under the age of 15.
Be over the age of 15.
Be 15.
Leave a comment about how no one could EVER hate you!
Practice photography.
Draw anime.
Draw non-anime.
Write poetry.
Write novels.
Make crafts.
Have absolutely nothing to do with art.
Support abortion.
Don't support abortion.
Don't give a shit either way.
Be American.
Be anything other than American.
Be the author of this guide.
Don't be the author of this guide.
Congratulations. If you're something on this list, then someone, somewhere, hates you for something. You're on the right track.
*This is a shortened list. The original list spanned, in distance, all the way to the sun. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Comments: 243
An entertaining read. There will always be a douche who hates you, but you will get over it, because they're not worth it.
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I have to say, I love your sense of humour.
I actually feel proud that I've fave-bombed your entire gallery because, well, I've successfully earned your dislike.
Which is somewhat of an achievement for me.
It's nice to know that somewhere out there, some douchebag wishes that I could suck my innards out.
With a plastic straw.
That's on fucking fire.
Because everything is made 100% more painful with fire.
Anyway, I'll just get to the point.
Beautiful list, seΓ±or.
Absolutely beautiful.
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Hehe x) I guess I'm hated... go right ahead, people~ Cause I know deep down, you love me <3333
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I gotta say, of all things, I got drawn here by someone's sig saying you were the BaKanda to their Moyashi, and I can't ignore a slightly Yullen-esque reference, XD
Then I read your Twilight reveiws, 'cause I was thinking 'He's actually got a folder for Twilight reveiws and specifically says they're uncensored? Kickass, I might actually see some swearing for once!' And despite the fact that I'm a hopeless romantic for those books, I love every little ranting piece word your inner Nazi and Sheepie bring out. I haven't laughed so fuckin' much in too damn long. So thanks for that man.
And then I got to the deep shit that was actual writing. The personal one--Unspoken Words, right?--about your mom was...well, really profound and somber and all that, no shit Sherlock, I know, but I liked ya for it. Then there was the 'I Hate List(s)', which were fuckin' hilarious (but really man, you don't like Bleach because it's too long? Try fuckin' One Piece. that thing went apeshit). And so to continue the hate-fest, I came to this piece, and was pleasently surprised to enjoy the philosophical punch-to-the-face and subsequent, wonderfully compassionate "Shrug it the fuck off ya pansy".
So now that that pointless timeline is outta the way, I really just wanted to say you're an awesome guy. Fuck all the details, that's what I'm stickin' with. Humor, blatant and sadistic honesty, an imagination, and depth greater than your average puddle all make ya pretty cool to me. So thanks. The perspective's more refreshing than I can say.
And yes, I'm noting you this too, because it was pointed out that you're a lazy fuck who isn't likely to read--let alone repl--to his comments.
-A
Oh, and hi Sheepie. You rock.
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Everyone hates me! And I'm okay with that! Because I love them! <3
I think I'm the only person on the planet who does not wish anything bad against anyone they've ever met.... I mean I've been told to kill myself, I've had hair pulled, pens jabbed in legs, personal items stolen and destroyed, been verbally abused by my peers, by people who I thought were my friends, the guy I had a crush on told me I was a hyper-active, too-nice suck up bitch, and I still love 'em all.
<3
'Cause I'm bigger than them.... I'm not the better person, I mean I'm the worst person, they've shown me that, but in this situation, I'm the bigger person.
And proud to be a psychotic freak! 8D
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I was wondering where this was going--I'm glad I read it all the way to the end. Kudos to you for making such a great point!
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I don't have to wonder who hates me the most. I already know.
Because I'm better at art than someone and I'm proud of it.
Because I type like a fucking god.
Because I have an opinion.
Because I'm 15~
(BTW hipsters really hate it when you make fun of their names, accidental or otherwise)
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Just think of all the people who hate me! 
I feel so, so hated~
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NO ONE COULD EVER HATE ME! I AM... EDWARD CULLEN!
...oh wait. everyone already does...
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I hate you for not giving me the full list.
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I suck at art and I'm OK with it.
I type like a normal person with some mistakes.
I really think reading more will make you smarter.
I'm 17
I'm straight.
I'm an atheist.
I wrote a short story and a Quote. Don't worried I will do more.
I'm OK with abortion.
I came from Cube.
And I don't think I will have to many people wanting to kill me.
This all came from the bottom of my Heart.
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Oh man, I'm sure there are many someones who hate me. Or perhaps the idea of me... because that's all we really hate anyways.
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...I'm 15. D: ffffff-
Ah well. I can deal with it. I feel so hated, and for some reason that makes me happy xD
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Someone cares so much about what I do or what I am that I inspire hatred?
It may sound pathetic, but that makes me happy.
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TAKE PRIDE IN THE HATRED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is fantastic! I love you're sarcasm! (I say on a hate list)
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OMG! D: I suck at art and I'm happy with it! I type like a god! I have a religion! I'm 15! I draw non-anime AND I write novels! I'm American! I'm not the author of this guide! Just think about all the people who hate me!
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It's true, it must be over 9000!
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You know, I might JUST have fulfilled one of the criteria on this list... maybe just one...
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What? Why would someone hate me? Or is it because I'm Asian? XD
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I'm surprised looks haven't made the list. I mean, people hate you for being ugly. People hate you for being beautiful. People hate you for being normal. I can't win!
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.... are you all three of these at once?
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No, but it's possible to switch between them.
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Type like a motherfucking God look down upon the lesser beings that don't know the difference between your and you're.
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Type like a motherfucking God and look [...]?
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*cracks finger* Be fifteen. Gotcha. That'll be easy for another year or so.
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Those who hate others for reasons stated on this list truly have nothing better to do... bunch of virgin hipsters...
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I shall take all of your advice!
AT ONCE
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none of these apply to me, i must be loved.
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and there you have it
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There's no way someone can NOT be hated or disliked.
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I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BBY.
i was born this way
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couldn't agree more
just be happy within your self that is all that matters
(hmm maybe i should be saying that last line to myself 
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This does not make me any less depressed. D:
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LOL IKR.
Honestly, people who bitch about "wah wah he/she hates me" IT DOESN'T MATTER.
YOU AREN'T SO SPECIAL AS TO HAVE EVERYBODY LIKE YOU.
DEAL GODDAMMIT.
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Sad, but true. And I actually really admire the poetic delivery of this.
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LOL. This is so true, you're doomed if you do and doomed if you don't XD.
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I've had so many haters and I never knew....
I.
Am.
Honoured.
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Wow! I never knew I would be hated for so many things!
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Author of this guide; I hate you with the seething anguish of ten thousand angsty teenagers.
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