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Published: 2011-10-19 22:15:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 9288; Favourites: 569; Downloads: 64
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Description How to Make Someone Hate You
For those of you who are in dire need to have the loathing hatred of someone else out there.


Draw better than someone and be proud of your art.
Draw better than someone and not be happy with your art.
Be average in everything art and be content with improving as you go.
Suck at art and be happy with it.
Suck at art.

Type like a Neanderthal and think it's the proper way to type on the internet.
Type like a Neanderthal and not care if no one understands you.
Type like a normal person, with some mistakes here and there.
Type like a god and look down on Neanderthals.
Type like a god.

State your educated opinion.
State your uneducated opinion.
Have an opinion.
State the facts that prove someone is an idiot.
State the facts.

Be proud of being homosexual.
Be proud of being straight.
Be proud of being bisexual.
Be proud of being pansexual.
Be proud of being any sexuality.
Be Asexual.

Act like a bigoted Christian.
Act like a bigoted Christian who feels like everyone else is going to hell.
Be an innocent person, who happens to be Christian.
Be any other religion.
Have no religion and be a dick about it.
Have no religion.

Be under the age of 15.
Be over the age of 15.
Be 15.

Leave a comment about how no one could EVER hate you!

Practice photography.
Draw anime.
Draw non-anime.
Write poetry.
Write novels.
Make crafts.
Have absolutely nothing to do with art.

Support abortion.
Don't support abortion.
Don't give a shit either way.

Be American.
Be anything other than American.

Be the author of this guide.
Don't be the author of this guide.

Congratulations. If you're something on this list, then someone, somewhere, hates you for something. You're on the right track.


*This is a shortened list. The original list spanned, in distance, all the way to the sun. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Comments: 243

kilian777 In reply to ??? [2011-10-20 02:48:10 +0000 UTC]

Or if you're looking from hatred from a particular person, find out what they dislike and imitate it. or just bombard them with insults...you douchenozzle.

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StrawberryR In reply to ??? [2011-10-20 02:44:42 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

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lcap73 [2011-10-20 02:32:55 +0000 UTC]

...by george, he's got it...

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PatchworkGods [2011-10-20 02:31:50 +0000 UTC]

well, this is interesting, but so true! Not everyone can like everyone, not even if they try hard. Those who think that they don't hate anyone is just crazy or they just haven't yet met their worst enemy!

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SereHime [2011-10-20 02:23:04 +0000 UTC]

Someone hates me for being 15...

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ilovedinosaurs300 [2011-10-20 02:22:38 +0000 UTC]

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XxXXzZ [2011-10-20 02:21:24 +0000 UTC]

Wow, I must be great at making people hate me. This made me smile, thanks!

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SofaTofu [2011-10-20 02:04:15 +0000 UTC]

I KNEW IT!!!

But I like it. Very true message.

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RagingSalamence [2011-10-20 02:02:52 +0000 UTC]

So I guess the whole world hates me.

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Psycho-Schematics In reply to ??? [2011-10-20 01:48:34 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! I'm hated!

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Prussiancatpie In reply to ??? [2011-10-20 01:35:05 +0000 UTC]

oh wow! this is soo true! dude, you rock. "Suck at art and be happy with it. " and THATS me!

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PrincessTianna In reply to ??? [2011-10-20 01:28:41 +0000 UTC]

Have I ever told you I love you? xD

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Phlooz In reply to ??? [2011-10-20 01:08:57 +0000 UTC]

Why am I such a masochistic bastard?
I love it when people hate me.

BUT LOL, NO ONE COULD EVER HATE ME.

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NotACrapWasGiven In reply to ??? [2011-10-20 01:05:19 +0000 UTC]

Wow. This is true. I am many of these things.

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chinokitty [2011-10-20 01:02:06 +0000 UTC]

I'm pissing people off the right way then!

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Viziren [2011-10-20 01:01:34 +0000 UTC]

Wow. Awesome.

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Pepper-Wood [2011-10-20 01:00:15 +0000 UTC]

Believe it or not, I really like this. I find it to be really deep and inspirational for some reason.

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EchoShadowX [2011-10-20 00:26:55 +0000 UTC]

I love you

dat list

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Schnee-Fee In reply to ??? [2011-10-20 00:24:28 +0000 UTC]

You made me laugh, especially since I'm Asexual. That, and I draw manga style, am not Christian, and support abortion!

You know what, so long as you're different from someone, or exactly the same, you're going to be hated by someone at some point.

Ilu, in a platonic, friendly way.

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Lemuthrae [2011-10-20 00:18:58 +0000 UTC]

Penis.

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Princesaylala In reply to Lemuthrae [2011-10-20 00:56:33 +0000 UTC]

Vagina

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CorporalDogmeat In reply to Princesaylala [2011-10-20 02:40:30 +0000 UTC]

Anus.

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mongoose64 [2011-10-20 00:04:52 +0000 UTC]

Sadily and painfully true for anyone.

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ssqp781 [2011-10-20 00:03:03 +0000 UTC]

SUCCESS!!!!

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RisposareInPace In reply to ??? [2011-10-19 23:56:41 +0000 UTC]

There's no way to describe how much I love this.

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keladry0alanna In reply to ??? [2011-10-19 23:48:12 +0000 UTC]

...can i be all of them all at once?

...or would the pure amount of hate just crush me? XD

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vera-san [2011-10-19 23:47:58 +0000 UTC]

It's sad because it's true.

No matter what you do, someone's gonna dislike you for SOMETHING.

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Asparticus [2011-10-19 23:36:28 +0000 UTC]

you should do another one , but the other way around. xD

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SAsammygirl In reply to ??? [2011-10-19 23:36:07 +0000 UTC]

Ah, the hate. :]
Just keep on smilin' and enjoy yourself.

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ChibiStarr In reply to ??? [2011-10-19 23:34:10 +0000 UTC]

Omg someone HATES ME?!!!

But I'm a super special snowflake! Does that mean that life is actually NOT FAIR?!!!

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ojyochan [2011-10-19 23:33:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god, this is awesome. Fantastic job.

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TahniRose [2011-10-19 23:31:13 +0000 UTC]

This, this is so true.

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MMKeene [2011-10-19 23:29:42 +0000 UTC]

I love this. I'm actually hating a few currently on here! Oh how patient and kind I am.

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RougeCerberus [2011-10-19 23:26:07 +0000 UTC]

God damn it. Now you have me smiling like an idiot. i hate you..... -_-

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Pixx-007 [2011-10-19 23:23:25 +0000 UTC]

I am straight, white, female and proud of being all of the above!!

*bathes in the hate*

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Smalls2233 In reply to ??? [2011-10-19 23:18:24 +0000 UTC]

I love it when someone hates me, I actually get a laugh out of it...

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IshtarDragon In reply to ??? [2011-10-19 23:18:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh lol This is so true! You reminded me of my mom. She says that, no matter what you do or what you don't do, there will always be people who will criticize, mock and hate you. So the only way to avoid this is by ignoring them. Then again, they will still hate you.

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White-Diabetes In reply to ??? [2011-10-19 23:14:06 +0000 UTC]

This is so true! The fact that I can't be not-hated actually made me feel better thank you

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mistoflight [2011-10-19 23:09:37 +0000 UTC]

I like this quote:
β€œHaters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear’em, but you can’t see them. When you walk right by them, they’re quiet.”

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LadyKylin In reply to mistoflight [2011-10-20 00:39:20 +0000 UTC]

That is awesome.

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mistoflight In reply to LadyKylin [2011-10-20 03:16:45 +0000 UTC]

^^

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Pixx-007 In reply to mistoflight [2011-10-19 23:18:26 +0000 UTC]

That's a cool saying. Mind if I repeat it? =3

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mistoflight In reply to Pixx-007 [2011-10-19 23:33:26 +0000 UTC]

Go ahead, the person who said it is unknown sadly. >:

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LadyKylin [2011-10-19 23:08:36 +0000 UTC]

This made my day. Thank you!

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TearMeApartIDontCare [2011-10-19 23:08:27 +0000 UTC]

And when everyone hates you, say this simple poem:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have five fingers,
And the middle one's for you.

;D

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Einahpets1007 In reply to TearMeApartIDontCare [2011-10-19 23:11:26 +0000 UTC]

thats an AWESOME poem! XD

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TearMeApartIDontCare In reply to Einahpets1007 [2011-10-19 23:12:26 +0000 UTC]

Ikr!!

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Einahpets1007 In reply to TearMeApartIDontCare [2011-10-19 23:13:33 +0000 UTC]

when someone pisses me off im totally gonna tell them that XD

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TearMeApartIDontCare In reply to Einahpets1007 [2011-10-20 00:36:43 +0000 UTC]

DO. IT.

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Einahpets1007 In reply to TearMeApartIDontCare [2011-10-20 00:54:11 +0000 UTC]

I SO AM! XD

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