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AssClownFish — How to Make Someone Hate You
Published: 2011-10-19 22:15:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 9327; Favourites: 569; Downloads: 64
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How to Make Someone Hate YouFor those of you who are in dire need to have the loathing hatred of someone else out there.
Draw better than someone and be proud of your art.
Draw better than someone and not be happy with your art.
Be average in everything art and be content with improving as you go.
Suck at art and be happy with it.
Suck at art.
Type like a Neanderthal and think it's the proper way to type on the internet.
Type like a Neanderthal and not care if no one understands you.
Type like a normal person, with some mistakes here and there.
Type like a god and look down on Neanderthals.
Type like a god.
State your educated opinion.
State your uneducated opinion.
Have an opinion.
State the facts that prove someone is an idiot.
State the facts.
Be proud of being homosexual.
Be proud of being straight.
Be proud of being bisexual.
Be proud of being pansexual.
Be proud of being any sexuality.
Be Asexual.
Act like a bigoted Christian.
Act like a bigoted Christian who feels like everyone else is going to hell.
Be an innocent person, who happens to be Christian.
Be any other religion.
Have no religion and be a dick about it.
Have no religion.
Be under the age of 15.
Be over the age of 15.
Be 15.
Leave a comment about how no one could EVER hate you!
Practice photography.
Draw anime.
Draw non-anime.
Write poetry.
Write novels.
Make crafts.
Have absolutely nothing to do with art.
Support abortion.
Don't support abortion.
Don't give a shit either way.
Be American.
Be anything other than American.
Be the author of this guide.
Don't be the author of this guide.
Congratulations. If you're something on this list, then someone, somewhere, hates you for something. You're on the right track.
*This is a shortened list. The original list spanned, in distance, all the way to the sun. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Comments: 243
I like to go "Peace!" *holds up index and middle fingers* "And heres your half!" *drop index finger so you are now fingering the person*
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oh my god thats awesome! XD
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Baha, I love this. It's so ridiculously true.
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I don't let it get to me. It actually makes my day when I find out that somebody hates me.
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I dont know, but i think all of the school hates me because im a nerd. :I
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Bah, let them be that way. People looked down on Steve Jobs and Bill Gates. Look at them now, Steve passed away sadly, but still changed the world. Bill is still changing technology as we look at it.
People bullied them for being nerds.
A lot of people thought what they were perusing was foolish.
Now, one still has an empire even though he has passed. And same with Bill, he has an empire too.
Just laugh at them because they're sheep, and you are you're own person. Something they wish they were.
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^u^ Aww thank you.
You're so kind. C:
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No problem, being a fellow nerd myself, I kinda know how you feel. :3
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Oh sweet.
Ohhey
Do you have, by any chance, a steam or skype?
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Oh dang. xD
Ohwell. 
I guess I could say its nice meeting you? x3
And also, thank you again for your comment.
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Nice meeting you too, and no problem. :3
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Here, I'll watch you and stuff. x3
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As they say 'Be nice to nerds, they might become your boss someday.'
:3
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Unfortunately...way too true. This is amazingly accurate.
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Your timing is so perfect it's almost scary. Your hilarious stuff always shows up in my message box when I'm feeling down. So thank you for being awesome like that.
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Awesome list. Though you seemed to forget adding "being human" and "being alive" onto it. Even if the implication is enough. xD
I'm sure someone hates you for leaving it off though.
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I love you so much for doing that ♥
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Wait.
Was that a hint that you hate me?
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omg i frigggin luv this!!!!!!!!
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Funny, I'm not openly hated. I must be the dA god.
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Nah, someone secretly loathes you.
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And do I care? NOPE. It's good to have more friends than enemies.
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pfftt
no one could EVER hate me!
owaitfuck
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Oh noooooooo, someone haaaaaaaaaaaates me. Wah.
In other news, thanks for writing this. It made me laugh.
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OHNO LOTS OF PEOPLE HATE ME I NEVER KNEW
xD
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I fit into almost every category on this list!
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