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Published: 2011-10-19 22:15:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 9297; Favourites: 569; Downloads: 64
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How to Make Someone Hate YouFor those of you who are in dire need to have the loathing hatred of someone else out there.
Draw better than someone and be proud of your art.
Draw better than someone and not be happy with your art.
Be average in everything art and be content with improving as you go.
Suck at art and be happy with it.
Suck at art.
Type like a Neanderthal and think it's the proper way to type on the internet.
Type like a Neanderthal and not care if no one understands you.
Type like a normal person, with some mistakes here and there.
Type like a god and look down on Neanderthals.
Type like a god.
State your educated opinion.
State your uneducated opinion.
Have an opinion.
State the facts that prove someone is an idiot.
State the facts.
Be proud of being homosexual.
Be proud of being straight.
Be proud of being bisexual.
Be proud of being pansexual.
Be proud of being any sexuality.
Be Asexual.
Act like a bigoted Christian.
Act like a bigoted Christian who feels like everyone else is going to hell.
Be an innocent person, who happens to be Christian.
Be any other religion.
Have no religion and be a dick about it.
Have no religion.
Be under the age of 15.
Be over the age of 15.
Be 15.
Leave a comment about how no one could EVER hate you!
Practice photography.
Draw anime.
Draw non-anime.
Write poetry.
Write novels.
Make crafts.
Have absolutely nothing to do with art.
Support abortion.
Don't support abortion.
Don't give a shit either way.
Be American.
Be anything other than American.
Be the author of this guide.
Don't be the author of this guide.
Congratulations. If you're something on this list, then someone, somewhere, hates you for something. You're on the right track.
*This is a shortened list. The original list spanned, in distance, all the way to the sun. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Comments: 243
"Seething anguish of ten thousand angsty teenagers?" So if I give you five bucks, you'll love me 10 seconds from now?
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Yeah, it pretty much works like that.
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I LOVE THIS! Thank you for providing such appeasing info!
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I've got one more to add.
To care if someone hates you.
To not care if someone hates you-or not.
To not care either way!
No matter what one does in life, one doesn't please everyone, so one might as well please oneself!
That is an awesome work and hits about everything so far. Great job!
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Im over 15, I am not American, I support abortion, I have an opinion, I suck at art and is okay with it. Yes someone somewhere severly loathes me.
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It's so true. No matter what, someone is going to hate you for something. 
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okay I see this hate list but where is the loathe guide and mild dislike tips and tricks?
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I wonder who that Someone is that is apparently hating me
I am typing like a god (and being smug about it).
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You are not typing like a god! You capitalized the word "someone"! I shall smite thee!
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One calls that a personification... plus I can't be wrong, it's me after all
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Well, I can't be wrong either since I am me. Does this mean the universe is going to end!?
THAT MEANS NO MORE STAR TREK! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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The universe, quite possibly. Me, never.
Hey, join me in world domination before the universe ends? I've got to do something with that time we've got left. Here's a death note. You know what to do
And I do, in fact, type like a god.
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First one on the list: Rebecca Black! *scribbles 'Rebecca Black: eardrums explode after hearing own singing' into the Death Note*
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For some reason, it is actually consoling to think there is someone out there you wishes death upon you.
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I don't blame them, I mean I AM awesome. Those jealous people.
But really I don't hate anyone. Sure, I dislike people, but no one has done anything to me to deserve my hate. The closest thing I've come to hating someone is the character Danforth in The Crucible. Danforth...
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It's good to know that someone, somewhere, hates me.
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I'M FREAKING 15!!! SOMEONE HATES ME!!! LoL. xD
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XDDD finally did something right in my life!
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so how do I make an arch nemesis? o3o
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha! That's the best! And, just so you know, I write like a God!
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Oh god you have no idea how much I'm laughing right now.
So many people must hate me!
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I'm not saying 'Loool' at you, Caretaker-of-Myth, this is just me saying that to person below. Just to say.
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Amen! I was just thinking about this the other day. Someone in the world will always hate you for something, so you're better off not caring about the people that hate you. Live life the way you want, and make their hate mean nothing.
I wish more people in the world would be able to let go of their worry about those who hate them. Thank you for writing this and, hopefully, inspiring people to do so.
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....I'm waiting for someone to hate me. Is it working? I want to put this on my fridge 
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i love it when people hate me. it's when they like me that i have problems...
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wow than a lot of people hate me for sucking at art, typing like a god,stating my opinion, being proud of being straight, being an innocent person who happens to be a christian, being 15, writing poetry, not giving two shits on abortion being from the UK, and not being the author of this guide.
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If you type like a god, Willam Gates III types like the universe.
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time to give your enemy acceptance speech
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And thus my reasons for the 'God dammit I'm going to be how I am, do a little improvement as I go, and don't give even the slightest f*ck how others feel about it' mindset I'm in.
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