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BERRI VS ANNI CHAPTER 2

Enter Anni (Let’s watch as she invades Berri’s Privacy. This is gonna be great!)

Characters: Anni, Berri (V.O), Hooker, Random Guy.

Anni (inside Berri's house): I wonder where the bears are. *chuckles*
*Explores for a bit, and eventually comes to Berri's Bedroom. She picks up an old book with some writing on it*
What the book says on the first page: This diary is property of (First name) Berri (second name
Left blank)
Anni: (confused look) No last name?
*Imagines a truck full of sperms crashing into an egg donation clinic*
Anni: Probably.
*Flips through the diary*

Berri (V.O):
Dear diary,
Conker's out at the bar with some friends. He said he'd call me if anything happens, & if nothing does happen, He said he'd be back by about 8. Well guess what? It's 8:01! Well, that's the last time he stands me up. Anyway, I'd better check my messages now. Bye!

…I think I made that sound like a phone call.

Anni: Well, He mustn’t be the perfect type!
*Looks at a wall, and sees a photo of Conker*
Anni: Hmm, That must be him. Hey, he's a red squirrel too!
*Flips through the diary again*

Berri (V O):
Dear diary,
Some mob boss guy has put me on some kind of heist mission, but I'm more concerned about Conker. With the war going on, Conker might have been tricked into going. So if we win, which we probably won't, our country will be indebted to Conker and the rest. But if we lose, which we probably will,
I'll lose Conker as well! I'm really worried, now that he didn't show up at all, yesterday.
I mean, who knows what might have happened? Oh, gotta go, I think that that mob boss guy’s at the door.

… I think I made that sound like a phone call, too. I should stop doing that.

Anni: War, eh?

To be continued..........................................no, really! Wait, is it…? Uh….. uhm… err… oh man, I suck at this.
Hooker: Speaking of ‘suck’…

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Authors’ note: We will never stop being sick! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Random Guy: Dude, it’s only the second chapter. & a pretty short one at that.

Author’s note 2: …… Shut up.

Description
BERRI VS ANNI CHAPTER 2

Enter Anni (Let’s watch as she invades Berri’s Privacy. This is gonna be great!)

Characters: Anni, Berri (V.O), Hooker, Random Guy.

Anni (inside Berri's house): I wonder where the bears are. *chuckles*
*Explores for a bit, and eventually comes to Berri's Bedroom. She picks up an old book with some writing on it*
What the book says on the first page: This diary is property of (First name) Berri (second name
Left blank)
Anni: (confused look) No last name?
*Imagines a truck full of sperms crashing into an egg donation clinic*
Anni: Probably.
*Flips through the diary*

Berri (V.O):
Dear diary,
Conker's out at the bar with some friends. He said he'd call me if anything happens, & if nothing does happen, He said he'd be back by about 8. Well guess what? It's 8:01! Well, that's the last time he stands me up. Anyway, I'd better check my messages now. Bye!

…I think I made that sound like a phone call.

Anni: Well, He mustn’t be the perfect type!
*Looks at a wall, and sees a photo of Conker*
Anni: Hmm, That must be him. Hey, he's a red squirrel too!
*Flips through the diary again*

Berri (V O):
Dear diary,
Some mob boss guy has put me on some kind of heist mission, but I'm more concerned about Conker. With the war going on, Conker might have been tricked into going. So if we win, which we probably won't, our country will be indebted to Conker and the rest. But if we lose, which we probably will,
I'll lose Conker as well! I'm really worried, now that he didn't show up at all, yesterday.
I mean, who knows what might have happened? Oh, gotta go, I think that that mob boss guy’s at the door.

… I think I made that sound like a phone call, too. I should stop doing that.

Anni: War, eh?

To be continued..........................................no, really! Wait, is it…? Uh….. uhm… err… oh man, I suck at this.
Hooker: Speaking of ‘suck’…

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Authors’ note: We will never stop being sick! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Random Guy: Dude, it’s only the second chapter. & a pretty short one at that.

Author’s note 2: …… Shut up.