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Published: 2010-03-30 00:22:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 149; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 5
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So. . .that marker was WAY too dark for Sula's skin.
So, after that little accident, I just gave up.

It was fun while it lasted!

Well.
Before IKYO, Sula had the occasional reason to be cranky ( what with all the future-seeing ).

But. . . he doesn't have that excuse, anymore.
Now he's just old and cranky.
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atroxbasium In reply to ??? [2010-03-30 06:43:05 +0000 UTC]

I can imagine such. . .brightness. . .would be a bit of a headache.

Sula always thinks of Zelda in the nude, too.
No matter what.

It's has nothing to do with not being able to think of a good, simple dress.

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ryttu3k In reply to atroxbasium [2010-03-30 11:09:35 +0000 UTC]

Would that be because Sula wants in Zelda's pants?

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atroxbasium In reply to ryttu3k [2010-03-30 13:37:34 +0000 UTC]

Zelda doesn't wear pants, silly!
She wears dresses.
Easy access.

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ryttu3k In reply to atroxbasium [2010-03-31 00:13:42 +0000 UTC]

Yes, but if I said that Suls wanted in Zelda's dresses... that's a whole new mental image.

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atroxbasium In reply to ryttu3k [2010-03-31 01:33:30 +0000 UTC]

Lawl.
Wanted in Zelda's dresses. . .as in him wearing them?


He's down with getting in her pants AND, probably, wearing her dresses. Just not at the same time. That would be a little odd.
Unless Zelda is cool with that sort of thing.

Everything he thinks about probably relates to sex, anyways.

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ryttu3k In reply to atroxbasium [2010-03-31 02:12:02 +0000 UTC]

Yup XD ...And hey, she probably is XD Roleplay! They can dress up as each other. It'll be like masturbation, only with your opposite-sex clone.

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atroxbasium In reply to ryttu3k [2010-03-31 02:25:38 +0000 UTC]

Zelda could probably rock Sula's clothes pretty darn good.

Damnit. See. You're doing it again!
Giving me ideas.
I'm never going to finish the next IKYO chapter!

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atroxbasium In reply to atroxbasium [2010-04-01 23:34:24 +0000 UTC]

Hey, now! I need those to live!
And make creative word-puke all over FF.net!

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ryttu3k In reply to atroxbasium [2010-03-31 05:01:00 +0000 UTC]

Noooo. Wriiiiite. Wriiiiiite! *stares at you until you start writing*

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atroxbasium In reply to ryttu3k [2010-03-31 12:34:12 +0000 UTC]

OHNOES.
*hides in corner, with pad of paper and pen*

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ryttu3k In reply to atroxbasium [2010-04-01 01:49:56 +0000 UTC]

*borrows ST!Link's snake whip* And git to it!

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atroxbasium In reply to ryttu3k [2010-04-01 03:04:19 +0000 UTC]

Not the snake whip!
That thing is bitey!

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ryttu3k In reply to atroxbasium [2010-04-01 04:31:11 +0000 UTC]

*makes it grab your head* *swings!*

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atroxbasium In reply to ryttu3k [2010-04-01 14:44:01 +0000 UTC]

My brains are being eated!

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ryttu3k In reply to atroxbasium [2010-04-01 22:18:03 +0000 UTC]

*climbs over and chews*

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downmoon207 [2010-03-30 01:39:06 +0000 UTC]

I like the rainbow part. I thought it was Ganon's tail at first.

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atroxbasium In reply to downmoon207 [2010-03-30 02:07:54 +0000 UTC]

It is Ganon's tail!

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downmoon207 In reply to atroxbasium [2010-03-30 21:03:39 +0000 UTC]

AH!! I DIDN'T SEE THE WHOLE THING IN MY EXCITEMENT!!! Now I DOOOO!!!

Made my day

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atroxbasium In reply to downmoon207 [2010-03-30 22:14:39 +0000 UTC]

Lol it's fun, discovering new things.

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downmoon207 In reply to atroxbasium [2010-03-30 22:39:39 +0000 UTC]

Especially when they're as magnificent as Ganon's rainbow tail!!

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atroxbasium In reply to downmoon207 [2010-03-30 23:44:39 +0000 UTC]

Really, if there is anything for that fuck-up Ganon to be proud of, it's his tail.

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downmoon207 In reply to atroxbasium [2010-03-31 00:07:37 +0000 UTC]

Rainbow tails should be shown off and celebrated in the streets!!

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atroxbasium In reply to downmoon207 [2010-03-31 01:16:51 +0000 UTC]

I think they have that.
It's called Gay Pride Day.

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downmoon207 In reply to atroxbasium [2010-03-31 15:54:10 +0000 UTC]

HHHHHHHHHHHhhahahaha.

Whoops. Forgot about that. Tell Ganon to join it.

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atroxbasium In reply to downmoon207 [2010-03-31 16:35:04 +0000 UTC]

LAWL.

He would make one hell of a parade float.

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downmoon207 In reply to atroxbasium [2010-03-31 16:41:27 +0000 UTC]

Or one of those big balloons!!

With a GIANT RAINBOW TAIL!

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atroxbasium In reply to downmoon207 [2010-03-31 16:45:33 +0000 UTC]

YES.

GANON AT THAT MACY'S PARADE.

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downmoon207 In reply to atroxbasium [2010-03-31 16:57:40 +0000 UTC]

How fearsome. A giant fucking balloon Ganon.

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atroxbasium In reply to downmoon207 [2010-03-31 17:00:55 +0000 UTC]

RENEGADE BALLOON.
He'll crash the occasion.

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downmoon207 In reply to atroxbasium [2010-03-31 21:35:10 +0000 UTC]

LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY.

And then the people holding the ropes to it will be dragged along for a ride of murder and mayhem. During the Thanksgiving Parade.

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atroxbasium In reply to downmoon207 [2010-03-31 22:34:45 +0000 UTC]

But what a parade it would be!

I think we might need a massive Link balloon, too, then.
To combat balloon Ganon.

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downmoon207 In reply to atroxbasium [2010-04-01 01:37:54 +0000 UTC]

And a big Triforce!!!

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atroxbasium In reply to downmoon207 [2010-04-01 01:58:17 +0000 UTC]

AND BOBBY BONEHEAD.

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downmoon207 In reply to atroxbasium [2010-04-01 02:08:37 +0000 UTC]

And our shopping cary completely decked out!!!!

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atroxbasium In reply to downmoon207 [2010-04-01 02:16:05 +0000 UTC]

You know, our cart is a very eco-friendly mode of transport.

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downmoon207 In reply to atroxbasium [2010-04-01 11:56:39 +0000 UTC]

GASP! You're right!!! We should start a cart-pool.

Also, a derby.

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atroxbasium In reply to downmoon207 [2010-04-01 14:45:52 +0000 UTC]

CART-POOL.
That was beautiful.

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downmoon207 In reply to atroxbasium [2010-04-01 16:39:40 +0000 UTC]

It just came out- right off the top of my head!! I thought it was pretty clever.

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atroxbasium In reply to downmoon207 [2010-04-01 18:24:55 +0000 UTC]

I would also like to pitch cart-chariots, to you. They will be pulled by raptors.

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downmoon207 In reply to atroxbasium [2010-04-01 20:38:36 +0000 UTC]

I would like to pitch to you: that is a great idea. Commence work immediately!!!

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atroxbasium In reply to downmoon207 [2010-04-01 23:37:38 +0000 UTC]

I am drawing blueprints as we speak.

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downmoon207 In reply to atroxbasium [2010-04-02 00:08:25 +0000 UTC]

Excellent, excellent. I will find some old rich guy to build a dinosaur from the DNA of old mosquito blood and breed a herd of raptors.

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atroxbasium In reply to downmoon207 [2010-04-02 00:09:31 +0000 UTC]

It will be like Jurassic Park.
But, hopefully, with less being eaten.

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downmoon207 In reply to atroxbasium [2010-04-02 00:11:19 +0000 UTC]

My raptors will be like my childrens- they will love me and fear me.

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atroxbasium In reply to downmoon207 [2010-04-02 01:25:40 +0000 UTC]

What will you name them?
Surely, such fantastical creatures should have equally fantastical names.

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downmoon207 In reply to atroxbasium [2010-04-02 13:54:41 +0000 UTC]

I want one to be called Daisy. And I shall think of some other ones throughout the day.

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atroxbasium In reply to downmoon207 [2010-04-02 16:18:32 +0000 UTC]

You could be like Santa. . .except with a buttfuck-load of raptors puling your cartriot.
Instead of reindeer pulling a sleigh.

On Daisy, on . . . .

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downmoon207 In reply to atroxbasium [2010-04-02 18:04:51 +0000 UTC]

I'll get good names for them all and then write a song about one oddball of the group

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atroxbasium In reply to downmoon207 [2010-04-03 00:02:16 +0000 UTC]

How about Wilomena?
Or Doctor Samil Sanchez?

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downmoon207 In reply to atroxbasium [2010-04-03 13:39:18 +0000 UTC]

I LIKE BOTH OF THOSE.

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