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Ruffnut: You're going to grow this out longer...right?
Tumble: Of cooourse....

Tumble, this is why you read customer reviews before you make a purchase.
Oh, wow, that's raunchy.

So, Tumble is who Ruffnut marries in my head. I know, I know, OC/Cannon sucks, but I sure wasn't going to have her with Fishlegs...eeh I'm not going to get into that, because then I'll be in a downward spiral of whoknowswhat. And I have plans for her other cannon option.

Long story short, this is the lesser of two evils in my mind...and it's more realistic. She's seventeen, he's twenty-four. Their parents did the deal but he asked for her. Everyone watched on, shaking their heads. Luckily, he's a bit of a masochist, so it'll all work out. They get to know each other through their marriage.

I was originally going to name him Juggernut...but then I thought 'that's too many nuts!' even though you can never have too many nuts . But then Tumble made even more sense. And it's Ruff and Tumble...get it? Get it?

If Ruffnut would be with any of the cannon guys, I think Snotlout works better in kind of a 'I'm boinking my brother's best friend' kind of way. Yeah, we've all heard the argument "Snotlout seems more obvious, that's why we do Fishlegs!" Then y no one do that? Quality over quantity peoples. Not that there's any proof of Lout and Tuff being bros, but they just seem to have the natural dynamic of "Dude, where's my car?" already there. Daaghghstopstopstopstop.

Holla if you think Ruffnut's a foooooxxx!

Ruffnut (c) Dreamworks
Tumble (c) Moi
Hooker boots (c) Ruffnut

Description
Ruffnut: You're going to grow this out longer...right?
Tumble: Of cooourse....

Tumble, this is why you read customer reviews before you make a purchase.
Oh, wow, that's raunchy.

So, Tumble is who Ruffnut marries in my head. I know, I know, OC/Cannon sucks, but I sure wasn't going to have her with Fishlegs...eeh I'm not going to get into that, because then I'll be in a downward spiral of whoknowswhat. And I have plans for her other cannon option.

Long story short, this is the lesser of two evils in my mind...and it's more realistic. She's seventeen, he's twenty-four. Their parents did the deal but he asked for her. Everyone watched on, shaking their heads. Luckily, he's a bit of a masochist, so it'll all work out. They get to know each other through their marriage.

I was originally going to name him Juggernut...but then I thought 'that's too many nuts!' even though you can never have too many nuts . But then Tumble made even more sense. And it's Ruff and Tumble...get it? Get it?

If Ruffnut would be with any of the cannon guys, I think Snotlout works better in kind of a 'I'm boinking my brother's best friend' kind of way. Yeah, we've all heard the argument "Snotlout seems more obvious, that's why we do Fishlegs!" Then y no one do that? Quality over quantity peoples. Not that there's any proof of Lout and Tuff being bros, but they just seem to have the natural dynamic of "Dude, where's my car?" already there. Daaghghstopstopstopstop.

Holla if you think Ruffnut's a foooooxxx!

Ruffnut (c) Dreamworks
Tumble (c) Moi
Hooker boots (c) Ruffnut