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Awesomeman235ify β€” Suction Cup Man 5: Completing the Mission

Published: 2020-11-04 22:22:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 2728; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 1
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Description Reginald Copperbottom:Β Hey, stop climbing our rocket with suction cups!

Suction Cup Man: Fuck you, i'm climbing your rocket with suction cups!

Reginald Copperbottom: Why our rocket?

Suction Cup Man: Why not your rocket?

Reginald Copperbottom: You're smudging up the white paint!

Suction Cup Man: I'll smudge up your paint all I want! LOOK AT ME GO!!!

Reginald Copperbottom: You know this is illegal.

Suction Cup Man: Bullshit, you guys do crime 24/7!

Reginald Copperbottom: Whatever, get off the rocket this instant!

Suction Cup Man: I can't!

Reginald Copperbottom: Why not?

Suction Cup Man: Can't go down, dumbass! I can only go up!

Reginald Copperbottom: You can't turn around?

Suction Cup Man: No, I gotta reach the top and go back down!

Reginald Copperbottom: Ok hold on...

Suction Cup Man: What are you doing?

Reginald Copperbottom: The Toppat Clan has suction cups just for a situation like this.

Suction Cup Man: WHAT!? YOU ARE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF!!!

Reginald Copperbottom: No, watch me. *jumps*

Reginald Copperbottom: *pulls parachute from hat* Right Hand Man, get that guy off our rocket.

Right Hand Man Reborn: I'm way ahead of you.

Suction Cup Man: Hey Cyberman, I wrote you a song!

Right Hand Man Reborn: ...What?

Suction Cup Man: It goes a little something like this. *strums guitar* You're a peice of shit!

Right Hand Man Reborn: Ugh, do I have to do everything around here? *tackles Suction Cup Man*

Right Hand Man Reborn: You should've stayed on the ground...

Suction Cup Man: Make me, fucker!

Right Hand Man Reborn: Ok, if you say so... *slams Suction Cup Man onto ground*

Right Hand Man Reborn: That should've done the tri-

Suction Cup Man: HAHAHA YOU CAN'T KILL SUCTION CUP MAN!!! LOOK AT ME GO!!!

Right Hand Man Reborn: Well, at least he's out of our hair...
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