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Terrrarian200 [2017-01-04 05:56:10 +0000 UTC]

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!

Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental

hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the

staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so

they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the

machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.

Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on

a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you

and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and

she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste

this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You

will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you

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Brubake [2016-05-29 07:33:10 +0000 UTC]

So her name isn't Janet the planet ?

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RogerChillingson [2015-07-21 01:59:03 +0000 UTC]

Her name is Steve

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NewStuff4U [2015-07-20 20:46:44 +0000 UTC]

I love it! Thanks bro. And I found it even more funny considering her name is Tonia, not Janet. XD

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xXprojectxXx [2015-07-20 18:54:40 +0000 UTC]

Janetilous would be good

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The-Dissidant-One [2015-07-20 09:22:43 +0000 UTC]

"Janetinous" comes to mind.

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Dreadsaw-2 [2015-07-20 08:27:37 +0000 UTC]

How about "janetious" or "jaletious"?

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Yolabro [2015-07-20 07:11:02 +0000 UTC]

Here axl this cupcake will help you think 🍰☕

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LastOfTheAnnunaki [2015-07-20 07:05:51 +0000 UTC]

It doesn't work for this one, but I'd like to submit "Dam It, Janet" for any more puns with this character.

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Nenohi [2015-07-20 06:34:03 +0000 UTC]

Change of plans, fellas, the pool party continues on inside her jelly belly now~!

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DropTheWub [2015-07-20 03:55:10 +0000 UTC]

*she tries to move* MEGA-SLOSH

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SaltyPiplup [2015-07-20 03:03:32 +0000 UTC]

yeah, she can't finish that jello :/
but if she thinks she can, tell her i said "knock yourself out."
butshewon'tbeabletogetoutofthejellycupbecauseshewillbetoofatlololololololol

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Polarismissile [2015-07-20 02:47:05 +0000 UTC]

The titles pretty PUNNY!

Seriously though, that was an awful pun. Nice work, though.

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