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Published: 2007-09-10 08:08:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 2133; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 0
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Description This is something I came across my mind. You could say it's kinda a joke about oppai stuff.
Mr. Steve being his usual self, in some way Arch is a victim here this time.
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Comments: 56

AzureRat In reply to ??? [2008-01-11 18:56:23 +0000 UTC]

Too bad he doesn't have palms or he'd just grab them. XD

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DragonAlloy [2007-10-03 21:25:57 +0000 UTC]

lol we use to tease one of my friends that had big boobs that we were gonna pop them

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AzureRat In reply to DragonAlloy [2007-10-03 22:35:18 +0000 UTC]

Talk about a dream come true?
I think it's a rather funny joke about popping boobs.

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DragonAlloy In reply to AzureRat [2007-10-04 14:24:06 +0000 UTC]

very true i have to agree

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Matsu-sensei [2007-09-26 04:09:04 +0000 UTC]

Oh forgot: Matt Oppai Critique Time~

They look fine in the first panel, but they look disproportionate in the second panel: her right breast (the one not being grabbed) is small and not as full compared to her other one.

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RollingEye [2007-09-20 05:08:04 +0000 UTC]

Lovely, clean, line-art.......

The epic boobs are nice too.

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Mowsette [2007-09-13 02:54:36 +0000 UTC]

Haha, poor Arch is so upset about it. XD I guess I'd be mad too if someone did that to me. XP

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AzureRat In reply to Mowsette [2007-09-13 04:42:07 +0000 UTC]

you probably would kill them.

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OnePieceOfSHiTaKE [2007-09-12 08:02:05 +0000 UTC]

exploding boobs are ALWAYS funny in my book.

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AzureRat In reply to OnePieceOfSHiTaKE [2007-09-12 16:59:01 +0000 UTC]

It is quite humorous.

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Kazuo-san [2007-09-11 16:40:16 +0000 UTC]

Aw, and Arch had such nice boobs, too.

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lanhao [2007-09-11 15:09:35 +0000 UTC]

o_O

wow.... does she need a boob consultant? more than happy to assist her on that

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AzureRat In reply to lanhao [2007-09-11 19:25:02 +0000 UTC]

Are you sure that's a good idea?

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lanhao In reply to AzureRat [2007-09-11 20:38:13 +0000 UTC]

well... I mean... what would the worst thing happen be? Come on, she seems nice

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AzureRat In reply to lanhao [2007-09-11 22:34:49 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha... I guess you're right.

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lanhao In reply to AzureRat [2007-09-11 22:49:40 +0000 UTC]

yeah - thought so

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Maksn [2007-09-11 01:14:43 +0000 UTC]

poor oppai.

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AzureRat In reply to Maksn [2007-09-11 01:53:36 +0000 UTC]

Nah it's not that bad. Humor you is fun.

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tlwelker [2007-09-10 22:06:19 +0000 UTC]

Haw! I love the 2nd panel XD Looks so excited over them

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AzureRat In reply to tlwelker [2007-09-10 23:54:54 +0000 UTC]

Yeah she's pretty excited about this news.
I think it's not news for girls with big busts. XP

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christopherlee [2007-09-10 21:05:51 +0000 UTC]

wow...Oxo;

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AzureRat In reply to christopherlee [2007-09-10 21:58:21 +0000 UTC]

hahaha... XD

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Bloo-Ocean [2007-09-10 19:15:00 +0000 UTC]

LAWL XDD
Best 4 panel comic!

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AzureRat In reply to Bloo-Ocean [2007-09-10 20:49:52 +0000 UTC]

Oh? Popping boobs?
It's Steve Poppin' and he should die. It'd be nice to help us killing a few of them on your way back.

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Thaylien [2007-09-10 16:36:12 +0000 UTC]

Utterly, utterly silly. And the *moment* I saw Mr Steve's first lines (Half a pound of....) I *knew* what was going to happen.

Hmm... [eyes unfocus] suddenly expanding boobs... Zoe would kill me if she could see what's in my mind right now...

XD

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AzureRat In reply to Thaylien [2007-09-10 20:53:16 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I figured if people recognize the lyric they'll be able to predict what will happen. I thought that much even though I didn't know the lyric and had to looked that up online.

I figured since everyone will know what's going on by the first frame, I wanted the last frame to be something that will cause the laughing point so I actually came up with a few solution and this one is probably the funniest that I can think of.

Are you a big fan of breasts expansion? I made this 4coma actually is to make fun of that idea without being offending people who support it.
It's alright, we guys think like that so we see boobs. We are healthy. XD

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Thaylien In reply to AzureRat [2007-09-10 22:00:20 +0000 UTC]

Heh, no I'm not a 'fan', but... uh... how should I put this... I am a healthy man, and I like to see boobs, but the woman I'm with has a decidedly slim frame. She's perfect, true, but perfection is never damaged by having larger breasts attached XD

Like I said, she'd kill me if she knew

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AzureRat In reply to Thaylien [2007-09-11 00:00:26 +0000 UTC]

Healthy man has natural body occurrence.
Having a perfect sexy body doesn't always pleased to everyone's opinion. I too, don't really look into the sexy frame of girls but who they are. Characteristic is what I'm looking in.

There's nothing that is truly perfect so there's no need to stress thoughts on achieving something to perfection.

Just don't tell her about it if you don't want yourself killed and abandon in the deep forest.

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DeathLeviathan [2007-09-10 16:21:12 +0000 UTC]

That is...
Nice xD
Good comic xD
Love it

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AzureRat In reply to DeathLeviathan [2007-09-10 20:49:01 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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shortass [2007-09-10 15:37:02 +0000 UTC]

Poor little Arch

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AzureRat In reply to shortass [2007-09-10 20:48:32 +0000 UTC]

I think everyone would want to beat the crap out of the little guy.

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shortass In reply to AzureRat [2007-09-11 16:54:23 +0000 UTC]

hahaha yeah

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Matsu-sensei [2007-09-10 14:15:05 +0000 UTC]

... XD;; Easy come, easy go.

*reminded of Negima*

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AzureRat In reply to Matsu-sensei [2007-09-10 20:44:56 +0000 UTC]

Yup I bet some people would be jealous of Mattie. She's got them and know how to keep them. XD
Unless Matt decided to go to her and pop them, but those sizes may be considered bio weapons if they do explode.

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Matsu-sensei In reply to AzureRat [2007-09-10 20:57:20 +0000 UTC]

I don't know what your girls' breasts are made of (air?), but that plays a major role in keeping them.

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rimfire [2007-09-10 13:31:45 +0000 UTC]

well there is kinda true behind story i know muts rich poeple going lift thing up on tropic island
there is chirurgie very charp, i know its very expencive in USA, a rich woman have larged up her boobies there and end of vacation
she going in her privet yet a (SUPERSONIC CIVILIAN JET) and wen airplane going twince fast as the sound her boobs explode

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AzureRat In reply to rimfire [2007-09-10 20:46:33 +0000 UTC]

You mean making fake boobs? Yeah it's actually a turn down because it's best people don't try to alter their bodies. It's not safe either, nor natural, nor cheap.
When will people learn natural is best?

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rimfire In reply to AzureRat [2007-09-10 21:22:17 +0000 UTC]

belief me most 75% of woman increase there breasts becouse men and there Rich crazy fassion
any way best way get friend or girlfriend out her mind is just talk about how better it is have naturals
becourse really natural one are nice, soft and firm if more guys as us suport such things girls never have large up there boobs

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dantiscus [2007-09-10 11:46:43 +0000 UTC]

heh,nice jokin'! X3

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dragonrise [2007-09-10 10:36:42 +0000 UTC]

Aw, poor Arc and her short-lived boobs. XD On the bright side, at least she will be spared the on-coming back pain for dealing with them for years? And the ugly sagginess of old age? x3;

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AzureRat In reply to dragonrise [2007-09-10 20:43:18 +0000 UTC]

The wonderous world of anime and manga, characters don't age unless we make them. XD
Though I think big boobs have a lot of problems in the long run.

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dragonrise In reply to AzureRat [2007-09-10 23:16:39 +0000 UTC]

This is true. XDD

Though I guess, they'd get in the way.

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Jiisuri [2007-09-10 09:14:46 +0000 UTC]

XD HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Random info: Personally, I prefer small ones. XD

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AzureRat In reply to Jiisuri [2007-09-10 09:35:11 +0000 UTC]


Random info: I perfer small to normal sizes like Bs and Cs, over that are too much for me.

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Jiisuri In reply to AzureRat [2007-09-10 10:18:43 +0000 UTC]

XD Wow. I like A-B, but C is fine too.

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AzureRat In reply to Jiisuri [2007-09-10 20:42:04 +0000 UTC]

Awesome

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MasterZero [2007-09-10 09:05:30 +0000 UTC]

poor Arch *.*
*gives Arch a body kit*

Me: Here, with that you can build your own dream boobies

Arch: ... but...

Me: donΒ΄t worry itΒ΄s working fine I have used that on all my female charas too

*feels a cold winf in my neck*

all MZ females:

Me:

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AzureRat In reply to MasterZero [2007-09-10 09:47:00 +0000 UTC]

I think she might use those magic bras where she could just pump air in to make them look big. Though I think she looks nice with smaller ones.

Your females are pretty darn lucky to have a guy like you looking after them.

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MasterZero In reply to AzureRat [2007-09-10 13:10:08 +0000 UTC]

yeah some girls are looking afterall looking better with smal ones X3

maybe not all of them like me that much
Tes is one of them :3

lol the main chara donΒ΄t like her creator

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