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b33lz3bub — The Salesman
Published: 2007-03-10 12:27:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 1570; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 17
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hahahahahathis is how i picture myself whenever i'm working on the job. i just find it funny, that i of all people, am a fucking salesman. yet it makes sense in a creepy kinda way. i feel like this tongue and these hands and this grin could sell someone their own fucking soul sometimes, i had to throw it on to paper and add some humor to it
i, the salesman, present to you, another portrait of self.
~b
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The drawing is cool, but let me tell you what I like the most is your avatar!
Anyway, good stuff! I also have a drawing named "The Salesman".
You can check it out here: [link] and feel free to comment.
Thanks and keep these coming!
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You cann sell EVERYTHING to people.
Even this picture. And perhaps I'd buy it
Cool. Go selling yourself to yourself.
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Wait, what? you sell vaginal expansion? Why can't you just sell COOKIES or something, dude.
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The eyes sell it all!
Your eyes then could say to the devil himself: "This looks cool hey, now you too could have one like this, and you know you want to!!"
freaky, yet satisfying at the same time!
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Vaginal expansion. Like male enhancement. Only this time, the courage to state the name of the fucking organ in question is expressed.
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part of me wants to be scared but logic says otherwise
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well... I buy lots of shit.
wanna be the one that sells it to me?
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lmao dilator!
I would give you cookies to be able to sit and look through your sketchbook(s)
It's so odd how different drawings look when you can hold them.
Thats why I bought one of your prints ages ago
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d'aw thank you n_n im glad you dig this shit
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great, reminds me of denver max by the blood brothers
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I wanna buy something! Sell me something! Even if it's nothing!
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a $5 toolkit! imagine the possibilities! just trade in that stupid snack you woulda normally bought for those measly five bucks. now youve got a small skrewdriver, a knife, some fucking bolts, and even a tape emasure! the props! the possibilities! the gore!!! 
*hands you the toolkit* how many do ya want mang
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