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Published: 2004-03-29 02:05:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 157; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 21
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Description They're really artichoke hearts; I was later informed by a few people that they look like something other than artichokes. I did not intend for this - because I am naive.
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Comments: 23

DaNiEL04 [2005-04-08 18:56:46 +0000 UTC]

I think this could be a hit if marketed the right way...altho there might be no wrong way of marketing vaginas in a can because that's all you have to say: Vaginas in a can. And a cool slogan like "Guys will eat'em up". And maybe some product placement in lesbian magazines, so they too know the stuff is out there.

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baptizeddrown In reply to DaNiEL04 [2005-04-08 19:48:23 +0000 UTC]

I think we may just have an industry!

I could say something like 'canned is never as good as fresh'... but why?

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DaNiEL04 In reply to baptizeddrown [2005-04-08 20:00:40 +0000 UTC]

That kills the product girlie!

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baptizeddrown In reply to DaNiEL04 [2005-04-08 20:18:07 +0000 UTC]

I'd have to be the behind the scenes person. I'd just screw up the advertising campaign.

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DaNiEL04 In reply to baptizeddrown [2005-04-08 20:24:21 +0000 UTC]

Selling vaginas is the oldest preffesion in the world

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baptizeddrown In reply to DaNiEL04 [2005-04-08 20:50:52 +0000 UTC]

Wow, it's true.

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among-the-dead [2004-03-29 18:30:39 +0000 UTC]

the shading is amazing!!

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baptizeddrown In reply to among-the-dead [2004-03-29 21:56:12 +0000 UTC]

thank you!

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vonfunk [2004-03-29 04:54:06 +0000 UTC]

mmmmm tasty,
I just love vag.... I mean artichokes

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baptizeddrown In reply to vonfunk [2004-03-29 06:09:26 +0000 UTC]

vagetables? me tooooo

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vonfunk In reply to baptizeddrown [2004-03-29 06:13:06 +0000 UTC]

yes vagetables, that is excatly what I meant

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baptizeddrown In reply to vonfunk [2004-03-29 06:15:29 +0000 UTC]

I thought so... i mean, what else could it be?

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vonfunk In reply to baptizeddrown [2004-03-29 06:20:28 +0000 UTC]

I consider becoming a vagitarian briefly, but that is a full time commitment and I am just to busy to keep up with it

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baptizeddrown In reply to vonfunk [2004-03-29 06:22:48 +0000 UTC]

sometimes it's hard to find enough vagitables to satisfy your appetite

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deadpoettree In reply to baptizeddrown [2004-03-29 06:46:22 +0000 UTC]

I'm more of a cockavore than a vagitarian

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baptizeddrown In reply to deadpoettree [2004-03-29 06:51:31 +0000 UTC]

god, niko, there's no reason to be vulgar.

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deadpoettree In reply to baptizeddrown [2004-03-29 21:57:36 +0000 UTC]

COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOO

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baptizeddrown In reply to deadpoettree [2004-03-29 22:01:17 +0000 UTC]

"the cock crew"
"huhuhuhuhuh, fag"

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vonfunk In reply to baptizeddrown [2004-03-29 06:30:46 +0000 UTC]

well it depends where you are looking, they are plentiful but some are just not appetizing

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baptizeddrown In reply to vonfunk [2004-03-29 18:16:45 +0000 UTC]

rotten vagitables have the oddest smell...

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vonfunk In reply to baptizeddrown [2004-03-30 00:30:02 +0000 UTC]

I think we may have gone too far

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deadpoettree [2004-03-29 04:32:12 +0000 UTC]

huhuhuhuhuh

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baptizeddrown In reply to deadpoettree [2004-03-29 04:39:59 +0000 UTC]

yea, I know

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