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This DOES have a little story bit to it, but this is also a shitty little fun sketch I did for the laughs(first person to say lulz gets a stick shoved up their urinary tract -.O)

Mostly because I can't even figure out who Jayden's mother is she's really without one for the most part, so her coming into the world has been a constant impossibility for my stories, and the only way she could was(sigh) going back in time.

Of course, the future isn't so bad, so why does she come back?

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...read and find out.

Keep in mind this is probably not canon to anything. XD

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Veejay scoured the tree tops, there had been a light show out in the middle of the forest somewhere, many had seen it, no one had a clue what it was. She hadn't hesitated long before heading out to make sure it wasn't a threat, and to sate her curiosity.

So far there was no sign of it, nothing at all, not even a flashlight. She sighed, she felt beaten, she hated that feeling, and it usually only came up during times when nothing was going on, or when something didn't pan out.

"Fuck this." she said climbing down from the tree, she hit the ground softly, making sure not to make noise. She looked around the area, and sniffed, there was a misplaced odor in the air, it smelled like a big mixture of pleasant smelling fruits, like a body spray or something.

Something hit her hard from behind, grabbing around her throat and squeezing hard with both its arms, Veejay went off balance, from surprise, and tried to pry the arms free.

"AUNTIE!" squeeled in her ear. Veejay's eyes went wide.

"OH GOD A CRAZY ONE! GET OFF!" Veejay tried harder to pry the arms loose, and they let go, she stepped forward gasping for air and turned around quick to let loose holy hell on the intruder.

There stood a hedgehog, blue, female, she looked like a kid, not just because she was obviously around her early teens, but the look on her face was like a child on Christmas Day, the girl was smiling so hard Veejay swore her cheeks were bruising. Her other attributes slowly came to Veejay, blue eyes, like a couple of shimmering jewels, a red collar around her neck, gold rimmed glasses, dark red sleeveless hoodie, less like a sweater, and more like a thick shirt, two belts crisscrossed around her waist, which sported a black skirt, mid thigh length, modest, but cute.

Two red boots, two red gloves, gold rings around her wrists. She looked like she couldn't hurt a fly, then Veejay remembered her vice grip.

Veejay almost wanted to smile back, the kid was emitting such positive energy, but she stood fast,"Normally I'd plant my foot up your ass right away, but I'm giving you a minute to explain yourself!"

The kid stepped forward and adjusted Veejay's bandana around her neck, it was wrinkled from the bear hug of doom,"There."

She patted Veejay's forequills into place, Veejay sighed,"Hands...OFF!"

The girl straightened up right away,"Yes'm." she said, the smile never left her face.

"State. Your. BUSINESS!"

The girl kept smiling,"Mmm...but that's my business? You should ask nicely."

Veejay took a weak swing at the girl, as much as she was annoying her, Veejay felt like she didn't want to hit her, so a warning shot was best. She dodged easily, Veejay thought of Base for a moment and took a harder swing.

The girl caught it in both hands, Veejay flared her nostrils,"Kid, you're really starting to piss me off!"

She let go of Veejay's arm,"You're not much different now!"

Veejay raised a brow,"What the hell are you talking about?!"

The kid held out her hand,"Hiyo, I'm Jayden!"

Veejay wanted to step back and run, this girl was creeping her out, HER out. She slowly took her hand and shook it,"Listen, you're a screwball aren't you? You escape from Robotnik? There SWATbots around?"

She shook her head,"Ohnonono! Nothing like that!"

Veejay had a fleeting thought, if she cut this girl open sugar would pour out. She waved the throught away with the shake of her head.

"What are you doing in Downunda?" Veejay said, losing her anger quickly, it was hard to maintain with this girl.

Jayden smiled and adjusted her glasses,"Visiting."

"This is a dangerous place to just VISIT."

"I know. I've been here before!"

Veejay's jaw dropped,"I'd have fucking known if you were here before!"

"And you do!"

Veejay turned around squeezing her hands together, imagining the girl's neck, grumbling curses under her breath, she spun around and aimed a finger at Jayden, ready to bring down the interrogation.

"I'm from the future!"

Veejay's facial expression sagged, her finger dropped and curled back into her fist,"...what?"

Jayden made hand motions and opened her eyes wide,"I'm froooooom the fuuuuuuutuuuuuure! I bring the secret to bubble gum that never loses its flavor and the ability to fart chocolate!"

Veejay stood upright,"Riiiiiiiiiiight."

Jayden smiled wider,"I'm serious! I even know cousin Daviel and uncle James!"

Veejay felt the fury come, she grabbed Jayden by her shirt,"HOW!?"

"Duh, related!"

Veejay dropped her head,"You...are...impossible!"

"I know!" she said so sweetly Veejay swore she got a cavity from it.

Veejay looked up,"Fine...HOW are we related?"

"Daddy's your brother!" Jayden said, matter-of-factly.

"And just WHO is 'daddy'?"

Jayden bear hugged Veejay again,"Like you have a hundred of those!"

Veejay felt her ribs groan, her mind started cranking out what it could, Base was her only brother, Base from what she knew hadn't even been KISSED in his lifetime let alone had a kid, but that would explain the kid's looks, and her grip.

"BASE?!"

Jayden dropped Veejay,"Yeah!"

Veejay stood up,"Alright...alright. You're from the future?"

"Yes."

"Base is your dad?"

"Yes! But don't tell anyone?"

"So, we must all be dead or something and you've come to the past to save us all?"

"No."

"We're all slaves?!"

"Um, no?"

"Then WHAT?! Why are you here?!"

Jayden stood up, and brushed down her skirt,"I'm on vacation!"

Veejay screamed into the forest, she must be mad.

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Being Jayden's favorite aunt has its perks doesn't it, sis?XD

This is payback for the credit cards thing. XD

Description
This DOES have a little story bit to it, but this is also a shitty little fun sketch I did for the laughs(first person to say lulz gets a stick shoved up their urinary tract -.O)

Mostly because I can't even figure out who Jayden's mother is she's really without one for the most part, so her coming into the world has been a constant impossibility for my stories, and the only way she could was(sigh) going back in time.

Of course, the future isn't so bad, so why does she come back?

...

...

...

...read and find out.

Keep in mind this is probably not canon to anything. XD

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Veejay scoured the tree tops, there had been a light show out in the middle of the forest somewhere, many had seen it, no one had a clue what it was. She hadn't hesitated long before heading out to make sure it wasn't a threat, and to sate her curiosity.

So far there was no sign of it, nothing at all, not even a flashlight. She sighed, she felt beaten, she hated that feeling, and it usually only came up during times when nothing was going on, or when something didn't pan out.

"Fuck this." she said climbing down from the tree, she hit the ground softly, making sure not to make noise. She looked around the area, and sniffed, there was a misplaced odor in the air, it smelled like a big mixture of pleasant smelling fruits, like a body spray or something.

Something hit her hard from behind, grabbing around her throat and squeezing hard with both its arms, Veejay went off balance, from surprise, and tried to pry the arms free.

"AUNTIE!" squeeled in her ear. Veejay's eyes went wide.

"OH GOD A CRAZY ONE! GET OFF!" Veejay tried harder to pry the arms loose, and they let go, she stepped forward gasping for air and turned around quick to let loose holy hell on the intruder.

There stood a hedgehog, blue, female, she looked like a kid, not just because she was obviously around her early teens, but the look on her face was like a child on Christmas Day, the girl was smiling so hard Veejay swore her cheeks were bruising. Her other attributes slowly came to Veejay, blue eyes, like a couple of shimmering jewels, a red collar around her neck, gold rimmed glasses, dark red sleeveless hoodie, less like a sweater, and more like a thick shirt, two belts crisscrossed around her waist, which sported a black skirt, mid thigh length, modest, but cute.

Two red boots, two red gloves, gold rings around her wrists. She looked like she couldn't hurt a fly, then Veejay remembered her vice grip.

Veejay almost wanted to smile back, the kid was emitting such positive energy, but she stood fast,"Normally I'd plant my foot up your ass right away, but I'm giving you a minute to explain yourself!"

The kid stepped forward and adjusted Veejay's bandana around her neck, it was wrinkled from the bear hug of doom,"There."

She patted Veejay's forequills into place, Veejay sighed,"Hands...OFF!"

The girl straightened up right away,"Yes'm." she said, the smile never left her face.

"State. Your. BUSINESS!"

The girl kept smiling,"Mmm...but that's my business? You should ask nicely."

Veejay took a weak swing at the girl, as much as she was annoying her, Veejay felt like she didn't want to hit her, so a warning shot was best. She dodged easily, Veejay thought of Base for a moment and took a harder swing.

The girl caught it in both hands, Veejay flared her nostrils,"Kid, you're really starting to piss me off!"

She let go of Veejay's arm,"You're not much different now!"

Veejay raised a brow,"What the hell are you talking about?!"

The kid held out her hand,"Hiyo, I'm Jayden!"

Veejay wanted to step back and run, this girl was creeping her out, HER out. She slowly took her hand and shook it,"Listen, you're a screwball aren't you? You escape from Robotnik? There SWATbots around?"

She shook her head,"Ohnonono! Nothing like that!"

Veejay had a fleeting thought, if she cut this girl open sugar would pour out. She waved the throught away with the shake of her head.

"What are you doing in Downunda?" Veejay said, losing her anger quickly, it was hard to maintain with this girl.

Jayden smiled and adjusted her glasses,"Visiting."

"This is a dangerous place to just VISIT."

"I know. I've been here before!"

Veejay's jaw dropped,"I'd have fucking known if you were here before!"

"And you do!"

Veejay turned around squeezing her hands together, imagining the girl's neck, grumbling curses under her breath, she spun around and aimed a finger at Jayden, ready to bring down the interrogation.

"I'm from the future!"

Veejay's facial expression sagged, her finger dropped and curled back into her fist,"...what?"

Jayden made hand motions and opened her eyes wide,"I'm froooooom the fuuuuuuutuuuuuure! I bring the secret to bubble gum that never loses its flavor and the ability to fart chocolate!"

Veejay stood upright,"Riiiiiiiiiiight."

Jayden smiled wider,"I'm serious! I even know cousin Daviel and uncle James!"

Veejay felt the fury come, she grabbed Jayden by her shirt,"HOW!?"

"Duh, related!"

Veejay dropped her head,"You...are...impossible!"

"I know!" she said so sweetly Veejay swore she got a cavity from it.

Veejay looked up,"Fine...HOW are we related?"

"Daddy's your brother!" Jayden said, matter-of-factly.

"And just WHO is 'daddy'?"

Jayden bear hugged Veejay again,"Like you have a hundred of those!"

Veejay felt her ribs groan, her mind started cranking out what it could, Base was her only brother, Base from what she knew hadn't even been KISSED in his lifetime let alone had a kid, but that would explain the kid's looks, and her grip.

"BASE?!"

Jayden dropped Veejay,"Yeah!"

Veejay stood up,"Alright...alright. You're from the future?"

"Yes."

"Base is your dad?"

"Yes! But don't tell anyone?"

"So, we must all be dead or something and you've come to the past to save us all?"

"No."

"We're all slaves?!"

"Um, no?"

"Then WHAT?! Why are you here?!"

Jayden stood up, and brushed down her skirt,"I'm on vacation!"

Veejay screamed into the forest, she must be mad.

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Being Jayden's favorite aunt has its perks doesn't it, sis?XD

This is payback for the credit cards thing. XD