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The title card to a cartoon idea I had that I probably will never make... If your wondering why Mat's white, it's cause he's dead.

Before you read further, I want to make sure you understand- Religiously, I'm agnostic- not by choice but just cause I can't get a grip on anything, and politically, I pretty much am tired of EVERYONE who tries to point fingers, cause lets face it, no matter how good an argument someone on either side makes, nobody on the other side will bend, so why bother(I myself am liberal, and I don't care who else isn't.). I should mention that cause this cartoon idea dealt with both religion, and politics (But then, pretty much EVERYTHING in Snooze and Mat deals with what's stupid in politics, so that's nothing new.) It's mostly a parody of a story I had on tape about a kid who falls into a coma and ends up getting a tour of Heaven as warning for him not allowing girls into his clubhouse.

The cartoon basically starts with Mat getting clobbered by a falling tree brance and "popping out of his body". He then meets this spotted bat(Yes- it's an actual species. It's also near extinction, which is why I chose it for this) who mentions being his "Spirit guide/guardian angel" and proceeds to be shown the afterlife- the thing is the afterlife isn't based on any one religion, but is a bunch of jokes about several religions- making fun of everything from the common belief that animals don't have souls, to God "Speaking to... Ahem... certain people."(That's the political part, btw...), to the anchient Romans religion where the gods bone, curse, and kill anyone they damn well please- I even make a joke about Mat asking to see 'The Bad Place', and he gets poofed there for half a second and he poofs back screaming "TOM GREEN FILM FESTIVAL!!!". In the end, Mat returns to his body and questions wheither it was all a dream or not... A lightning bolt strikes 5 inches away from his crotch and he says "I WAS CREATING AN AMBIANCE OF DOUBT!- DON'T BE SO TOUCHY!"

Anyway, don't hate me for this, it was just a joke I came up with years ago, and will never do in full.

Description
The title card to a cartoon idea I had that I probably will never make... If your wondering why Mat's white, it's cause he's dead.

Before you read further, I want to make sure you understand- Religiously, I'm agnostic- not by choice but just cause I can't get a grip on anything, and politically, I pretty much am tired of EVERYONE who tries to point fingers, cause lets face it, no matter how good an argument someone on either side makes, nobody on the other side will bend, so why bother(I myself am liberal, and I don't care who else isn't.). I should mention that cause this cartoon idea dealt with both religion, and politics (But then, pretty much EVERYTHING in Snooze and Mat deals with what's stupid in politics, so that's nothing new.) It's mostly a parody of a story I had on tape about a kid who falls into a coma and ends up getting a tour of Heaven as warning for him not allowing girls into his clubhouse.

The cartoon basically starts with Mat getting clobbered by a falling tree brance and "popping out of his body". He then meets this spotted bat(Yes- it's an actual species. It's also near extinction, which is why I chose it for this) who mentions being his "Spirit guide/guardian angel" and proceeds to be shown the afterlife- the thing is the afterlife isn't based on any one religion, but is a bunch of jokes about several religions- making fun of everything from the common belief that animals don't have souls, to God "Speaking to... Ahem... certain people."(That's the political part, btw...), to the anchient Romans religion where the gods bone, curse, and kill anyone they damn well please- I even make a joke about Mat asking to see 'The Bad Place', and he gets poofed there for half a second and he poofs back screaming "TOM GREEN FILM FESTIVAL!!!". In the end, Mat returns to his body and questions wheither it was all a dream or not... A lightning bolt strikes 5 inches away from his crotch and he says "I WAS CREATING AN AMBIANCE OF DOUBT!- DON'T BE SO TOUCHY!"

Anyway, don't hate me for this, it was just a joke I came up with years ago, and will never do in full.