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Published: 2014-07-23 15:49:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 125886; Favourites: 2000; Downloads: 430
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Description So... this is your new defence proposal?  Yes.  Done in macaroni?  Uh... yes.
Why didn't I think of that? I keep doing mine in Ricciutelli.  I know, right?
This is totally plaigarised, isn't it?  Yeah... From me!
Yes. We have our new defence minister. Congratulations, new defence minister!
This mean we get snacks and drinks somewhere, right? All we have left is raw pasta.
Works for me! Let's make spaghetti or something. I'll boil the water! Why the boiling water?
So we can cook the pasta, silly! That's how you cook pasta?!  You lied to me, Luna
Hey, I had no idea either; I snuck most of my spaghetti in the trash. Luckily nobody has noticed.
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Oh god. Look at all this wasted cappellini! How much is in the bin?! Look! Look! What the **** is this?!

Background (Panel 2, 3, 5, 6) and Background (Panel 9) by tamalesyatole
Background (Panel 1, 4, 7, 8) by EROCKERTORRES
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Comments: 344

Armosk In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 16:29:59 +0000 UTC]

I am laughing so hard at the video right now.

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Beavernator In reply to Armosk [2014-07-23 18:53:33 +0000 UTC]

Legends say that he's stilling digging through that bin of wasted capellini.

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TheGirlOfCreepyPasta In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 16:25:47 +0000 UTC]

I am laughing my freaking ass off right now. 

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Articunos-Bitch In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 16:17:32 +0000 UTC]

From what I know of baby writing, Cadance's new plan puts a heavy emphasis on technology. Most notably pegasi, but also blending earthpony and unicorn magic together.

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Invader-Blaze In reply to Articunos-Bitch [2014-07-23 16:30:30 +0000 UTC]

Earth Pony strength and Unicorn magic combined? Sounds like steroids to me.

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Articunos-Bitch In reply to Invader-Blaze [2014-07-23 18:06:39 +0000 UTC]

I was thinking computers and targeting aid spells.

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Invader-Blaze In reply to Articunos-Bitch [2014-07-24 16:18:49 +0000 UTC]

Where would the earth pony magic go into play? This all just seems like higher level magic mixed with technology.

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Articunos-Bitch In reply to Invader-Blaze [2014-07-25 02:26:53 +0000 UTC]

Do you think computers just fell from the sky? Earth ponies are responsible for most technology in Equesrtia. Can't carry load, invent wheel, axle and cart. Can't lift load, invent ramp, rope and pulley. Can't crack zebra Enigma Code? Invent computer. Unicorn spells can only do so much, and few bother to learn mechanics.
I may be grasping at straws, but I know in Fallout: Equestria Pip-Bucks are blends of unicorn and earth pony magic.

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Invader-Blaze In reply to Articunos-Bitch [2014-07-26 06:25:41 +0000 UTC]

Why are we only thinking about ponies? How about the minotaurs, griffons, zebras. They would have made an impact on their world too.

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Articunos-Bitch In reply to Invader-Blaze [2014-07-26 13:05:15 +0000 UTC]

Species are very jealous of their own technologies. Other races, not native to Equestria have developed computers too, but taken different routes in hardware and software. Imagine one nation using Mac's and another using PC's. Both have great computing capabilities but are too different to be compatible.
The Zebra Grasslands sit on an ocean of oil, mountains of coal and more gas than our world knows what to do with. They have learned to enchant fossil fuels. Minotaurs and diamond dogs enchant gems. Griffons borrow techs developed by other species, but adjust and improve it to suit their own needs.
Changelings have developed their own magics rivaling some of the greatest unicorns. Sea Ponies, being aquatic, rule the seas and rivers, have magics too. King Sombra used his own magic to change the Crystal Empire to suit his own desires, since the Crystal Ponies have no magic, and little technology of their own before his arrival.

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BB-K In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 16:15:20 +0000 UTC]

Well, little Cadance is your niece too after all.

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NeoRafa In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 16:14:34 +0000 UTC]

Eerrr , Princess Cadance  your Horn ?

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EmoshyVinyl In reply to NeoRafa [2014-07-23 16:25:25 +0000 UTC]

In the comics, Cadence used to be a pegasi and was turned into an alicorn.

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Beavernator In reply to EmoshyVinyl [2014-07-23 18:54:57 +0000 UTC]

If I draw her with her horn, people tell me that she didn't have a horn at that age because of the comics. If I draw her without her horn, people who haven't read the comics (like myself) ask why her horn isn't there. Damned if I do, damned if I don't. =b

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Jarkes In reply to Beavernator [2014-07-24 18:21:51 +0000 UTC]

And yet no one complains that Luna could not have possibly met Cadance when she was this young, which is a legitimate continuity error and not something that's from a book that has so many continuity errors and mistakes that I refuse to believe that what that book established as Cadance's origin is canon in any way unless it's outright confirmed in the show...

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EmoshyVinyl In reply to Beavernator [2014-07-23 19:44:25 +0000 UTC]

Well that's got to be annoying, sorry to hear that man.

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Beavernator In reply to EmoshyVinyl [2014-07-23 21:29:46 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry; it's a white people problem.

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EmoshyVinyl In reply to Beavernator [2014-07-24 02:45:25 +0000 UTC]

Doesn't matter who we are, it would still get to me as well. So It could be a problem for anyone.

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tophxomi In reply to Beavernator [2014-07-23 19:31:02 +0000 UTC]

It was a book, not a comic. And the author, G.M.Berrow, got it straight from Meghan McCarthy.

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Jarkes In reply to tophxomi [2014-07-24 18:20:14 +0000 UTC]

"got it straight from Meghan McCarthy"

Given the many other questionable elements of that book (describing Apple Bloom with the wrong colors, which Berrow KEEPS DOING in other books, Gilda and Trixie trying to corrupt Twilight for... some reason)... I don't believe you, and will continue to ignore that book and stick to my belief that Cadance was naturally born an alicorn.

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tophxomi In reply to Jarkes [2014-07-25 13:56:28 +0000 UTC]

And I will continue to stick to my belief that all Alicorns are ascended.

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Beavernator In reply to tophxomi [2014-07-23 21:33:45 +0000 UTC]

When you say "book" I immediately assume it's a 600-page novel involving every adult theme under the sun.

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tophxomi In reply to Beavernator [2014-07-23 21:48:39 +0000 UTC]

I find the phrase "young reader novel" demeaning, so I don't use it.

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MoonlightAndMore In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 16:13:07 +0000 UTC]

So much cuteness....

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ROCuevas In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 16:11:00 +0000 UTC]

And on this day, many people fell due to the overload of cuteness.

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zero-gabriel In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 16:09:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear...  
This can't possibly end well...

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Jarret91 In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 16:07:37 +0000 UTC]

Alert! Alert! This is not a drill! This is not a drill! The Cuteness level's it's too much!!

(Which basically translates to. This piece is very adorable and quite funny at times too. Excellent work)

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Ally639 In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 16:07:06 +0000 UTC]

The comic is awesome!

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UltimateShadowDaedra In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 16:04:50 +0000 UTC]

So adorable!

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KarmaDash In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 16:01:31 +0000 UTC]

This makes me want to sink buttery biscuit base XD

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KennyMcCormix In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 15:58:29 +0000 UTC]

Just goes to show, babies are geniuses.
And that Ramsay clip. Always a classic.

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Beavernator In reply to KennyMcCormix [2014-07-23 18:56:10 +0000 UTC]

Honestly, I loved the Aprils Fools joke the most.

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KennyMcCormix In reply to Beavernator [2014-07-23 19:31:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh man, I never saw that one before! That was hilarious

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TooCliched In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 15:57:37 +0000 UTC]

So brilliant and adorable!  

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InvaderVex278 In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 15:57:08 +0000 UTC]

awww this is so cute eve

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MotownWarrior01 In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 15:55:48 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, Funny.

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ZoraBanna In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 15:54:53 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant and adorable!

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Von-Engels In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 15:54:38 +0000 UTC]

This is all so weird and adorable at the same time

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ULTRADJ4EVER In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 15:54:37 +0000 UTC]

Let a toddler handle all international affairs!

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Beavernator In reply to ULTRADJ4EVER [2014-07-23 19:00:43 +0000 UTC]

Macaroni is the answer to all international affairs.

World hunger? Macaroni. World war? Fight with macaroni. Immigration? They better immigrate for the macaroni. Finance? If the bit hyperinflates we make Macaroni bits our currency. Athletic event? Build a stadium with macaroni.

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ULTRADJ4EVER In reply to Beavernator [2014-07-23 19:24:38 +0000 UTC]

We can even build our own planet made entirely out of macaroni and colonize it for all!

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zeroxcharlie In reply to ULTRADJ4EVER [2014-07-25 00:50:05 +0000 UTC]

This...the beauty I can't describe...

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Arekpl In reply to ??? [2014-07-23 15:52:25 +0000 UTC]

lol ^^

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