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Published: 2012-12-12 22:19:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 90383; Favourites: 1208; Downloads: 492
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That's right. Pinkie Pie speaks in Comic Sans. Trolololol.
EDIT: Wow, this got on EQD-- thank you, folks, that's so awesome.
EDIT AGAIN: Over 25,000 views? What is this, I don't even. You people rock.
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Happy Pinkie [link]
Pinkie Pie Blowing a Horn [link]
Celestia Vector [link]
Serious Celestia [link]
Plain Celestia [link]
FIRE FIRE [link]
Sun Vector [link]
Princess Celestia's Room [link]
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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Letter to Everyone: Why Clarissa Must Be StoppedDear Deviant,
If you're reading this, then welcome to my final response to the Clarissa chain. What is the Clarissa chain, you may ask? It looks like this (with occasional minor variations):
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this
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What a wonderfully terrible lie and chainmail
First off, how the fuck will a dead girl get into your room if you simply read this dumb thing? You give no showing of your identity, where you live, or whatever.
Second, how tf can reading something and copy/pasting it give you the best day of your life? Nah, it just ain't plausible.
Just stop :/
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Pinkie pie you doomed us all
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Burn mother buckers burn
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Why is this "chain mail" shit still a thing???
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Because, sadly, we're all surrounded by idiots these days. -_-'
On the flip side, though, you gotta give 'em credit for their persistence... even though THIS one could use some typing lessons, or a pointer on how to avoid this horrible-looking "Wall of Text" that I can barely even GLANCE at without suffering a migraine. :/
Usually the best choice is just to ignore them and move on.
I've already been: "1. Cursed by little ghost girls who will murder me tomorrow", "2. Doomed to NEVER find my Dream Girl", and 3. "Warned that the next 10 years of my life will be filled with Misery and Despair" more times than I care to count.
Fast forward to today, and guess what? "1. Still alive!", "2. Asexual, so who gives a f***?", and "3. Got myself a house, a good-paying job, a loving family, an awesome group of friends, and an actual FUTURE to look forward to, all in only HALF a year!".
So, yeah, likely just a bunch of mindless drones, kids, and neck-beards, who all have nothing better to do than s**tpost on every site they come across. <_<
... and to you, little Snail, where do I begin?
Clears throat.
"10-Year-Old Mental Patient that killed her parents called Clarissa goes on a Killing Spree on the Staff, so they send the 'More-Government' in to get rid of her as humanely as possible, but their machine went wrong and bla bla bla"
BORING... seriously, do you even REALIZE that Psychiatric Hospitals have SECURITY GUARDS that can just stun her with a taser or stun gun? And it's a 10-Year-Old Girl VS an entire staff of adults, each of which well-aware of how to handle a Mental Patient, many of which being a LOT more menacing than a little girl holding a knife. I'm guessing the weapon of choice is either a knife or scalpel, since she's supposed to kill someone via "Cutting them slowly".
Then there's the whole "Monday night at 12:00AM" thing. I've been attacked by Demons at 2AM-4AM in the past. Some phenomenons ARE real, and can't be proven otherwise. 12 isn't some "Magical Time", however, that just straight-up "summons the undead". It can happen at ANY time, depending on the entity. And this overused stereotype just gets INSULTING to hear on EVERY. F**KING. MYTH.
You want to know what's sad? The fact that your so-called "WARNING" here isn't just an overused "COPY-PASTE", but it's a "COPY-PASTE" of the workings of a CHILD, that makes me think that you're either TRYING to piss people off, or you're actually WORRIED about this simple-minded, half-a**ed attempt at Creepypasta that ended up falling flat on the ground, eaten by dogs, then s**t out in the back yard.
"Little girl gonna kill me slowly" you say? How about "Little girl hurry up, so I don't just end my OWN life by repeatedly bashing my head into the wall", instead? -_-
Sigh...
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Yeah, I can't believe I used to buy into that crap.
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Very cute. Reminds me of one of the things from my Grand List of Things Hasbro Won't Let a Brony Do in a Fangame:
394) While making Celestia extremely angry is a bad idea, it won't make the sun go nova.
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Pinkie Pie is banned from having fun ever again. -_-
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*insert don't want to set the world on fire song here*
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Yay! We're all gonna die! Quick, we need to start making gravestones. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die rich
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You've doomed us all pinkie pie. Happy end of the world everypony.
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they´re on all tall tower
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Yeah, but they're most likely still on the planet, and since the sun is much bigger than the planet, everything on the planet would get burned.
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They're not burned because.......magic.
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clopping in public... shame on u
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i see something on the other side of the window!
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I'm dying of laughter.
...
...
You're paying for my funeral.
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I'm a student, I can't afford to pay for a funeral...
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Do you take Monopoly money?
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Okay okay I think there is a $2 coin in my wallet, and a few 20 cent coins.
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LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Alot of clapping ponies)
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well, on the bright side, she can throw that 'Celestia dropped the sun on Equestria' party now...
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And that's how Pinkie Pie gave her entire race an agonizing flesh vaporizing death. The end!
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celestia
pinkie: yes
celestia: do you want to go on another trip?
pinkie: sure
celestia: ok TO THE MOOOOON!!!!!!!!
pinkie: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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