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Description Princess, best friend, AND a world-class troll? Is there anything you can't do, Twi?  Read. I can't read.

WHAT?!  But, you've been reading books your entire life! You run a library for crying out loud!

Since I was a filly I used a spell to phonetically sound out every word I see on the page into my ear canal. I don't actually know how to read.

Oh dear...  But Rainbow Dash can read; maybe we should get her to teach you!

Yeah! We can all pitch in and get your bases covered during Twilight Time.

Maybe throwing in some lessons to teach you how to be less gullible can work.

What?  World-class troll, remember?  So... you can read... ...but you were just pulling our leg. Lol.


All art assets by me. Literally everything. I OWN ALL THE ART ASSETS EVERYWHERE.

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Comments: 357

A89iksm [2021-07-28 12:18:02 +0000 UTC]

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Pinkie353TwiGlitter In reply to A89iksm [2025-04-12 16:44:54 +0000 UTC]

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Stitch09 [2020-04-28 20:56:46 +0000 UTC]

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fyre-byrd [2019-04-22 07:31:18 +0000 UTC]

So how long does it take to apply for an FFID card in Equestria?

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Scholarly-Cimmerian [2017-12-28 02:00:24 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious!

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FlameKamiya [2017-08-21 23:52:32 +0000 UTC]

 somepony plans to summon me 

lets do this!  

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Jedi-Bluebird In reply to FlameKamiya [2017-11-12 19:26:21 +0000 UTC]

Me too! I call being your top minion!

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FlameKamiya In reply to Jedi-Bluebird [2017-11-13 03:35:50 +0000 UTC]

 ok then   

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Jedi-Bluebird In reply to FlameKamiya [2017-11-13 03:36:40 +0000 UTC]

Yay!

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FlameKamiya In reply to Jedi-Bluebird [2017-11-13 03:57:23 +0000 UTC]

 now get me some spaghetti 

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Jedi-Bluebird In reply to FlameKamiya [2017-11-13 03:59:14 +0000 UTC]

That's papyrus's job.

Papyrus: Here, my queen! *gives a plate of spaghetti*

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FlameKamiya In reply to Jedi-Bluebird [2017-11-13 04:07:14 +0000 UTC]

 No last time i ate your spaghetti it was frozen!

 you still ate it

 i was really hungry    

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Jedi-Bluebird In reply to FlameKamiya [2017-11-13 04:08:31 +0000 UTC]

So did I....

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FlameKamiya In reply to Jedi-Bluebird [2017-11-13 04:10:24 +0000 UTC]

 

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Jedi-Bluebird In reply to FlameKamiya [2017-11-13 04:11:43 +0000 UTC]

Papyrus: Sans liked it.

That's because skeletons don't have tongues!

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FlameKamiya In reply to Jedi-Bluebird [2017-11-13 04:18:06 +0000 UTC]

 i going to mario and luigi they have to best spaghetti 

  i going too all this talk of spaghetti is making me hungry

 lets go 
  


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Jedi-Bluebird In reply to FlameKamiya [2017-11-13 04:21:18 +0000 UTC]

Okay, here's the plan; we'll kidnap Princess Peach and keep drawing on her face until the Mario Bros give up the spaghetti! It's fool proof!

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FlameKamiya In reply to Jedi-Bluebird [2017-11-13 04:38:05 +0000 UTC]

 or we could just ask? 

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Jedi-Bluebird In reply to FlameKamiya [2017-11-13 12:22:10 +0000 UTC]

...Sure, if you wanna do it the easy way...

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FlameKamiya In reply to Jedi-Bluebird [2017-11-13 17:29:07 +0000 UTC]

..are you evil?

 no your not sending her to the moon

 Wh-what i never do that

..... 

 ok ok i will not  
   

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Jedi-Bluebird In reply to FlameKamiya [2017-11-13 21:14:58 +0000 UTC]

I've been to the moon once. For ten years. Celestia caught me raiding her cake.

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FlameKamiya In reply to Jedi-Bluebird [2017-11-13 21:23:29 +0000 UTC]

 what!

 Wait i never....

  Trollestia!!
   Ffffffffffffff i,m out!  

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Jedi-Bluebird In reply to FlameKamiya [2017-11-13 21:33:37 +0000 UTC]

Me too! *runs*

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FlameKamiya In reply to Jedi-Bluebird [2017-11-13 21:43:18 +0000 UTC]

 welp they are gone.....lets see how twilight and the others are doing *gone*

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Jedi-Bluebird In reply to FlameKamiya [2017-11-13 22:27:30 +0000 UTC]

Last time I checked, they went to a movie.

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PrincessCelestiaYay [2015-11-11 21:16:10 +0000 UTC]

NO I OWN ALL THE ART ASSETS EVERYWHERE.

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PrincessCelestiaYay In reply to PrincessCelestiaYay [2015-11-11 21:18:41 +0000 UTC]

what WHERE they mobbing about?

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lauleolu41 In reply to PrincessCelestiaYay [2016-08-25 14:58:50 +0000 UTC]

You are yay celestia ?

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WolfyGirll In reply to lauleolu41 [2018-03-17 02:08:24 +0000 UTC]

Sorry for the cringy comment, thats me and i don't even remember this comment

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DerekAndBladian [2015-08-30 01:59:11 +0000 UTC]

Alternate Version

Foals: TWILIGHT TIME! TWILIGHT TIME! TWILIGHT TIME!
Twilight: HERE'S TWILY!
Foals: *run off screaming*

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Godzilla278 In reply to DerekAndBladian [2019-08-30 00:51:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh my God I feel like I’m re-watching a horror movie

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latiaslatiosfan52 In reply to DerekAndBladian [2015-11-09 04:01:50 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDpipB…
at 2:00

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DerekAndBladian In reply to latiaslatiosfan52 [2015-11-09 12:24:32 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Miko-The-Fox In reply to DerekAndBladian [2015-08-30 07:58:52 +0000 UTC]

Omfg XD

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DerekAndBladian In reply to Miko-The-Fox [2015-08-30 15:38:33 +0000 UTC]

I wish the episode was actually like that.

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Miko-The-Fox In reply to DerekAndBladian [2015-08-30 21:09:26 +0000 UTC]

That would be AWESOMW.

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DerekAndBladian In reply to Miko-The-Fox [2015-08-31 20:19:52 +0000 UTC]

ESPECIALLY if she would kill Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon.

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Miko-The-Fox In reply to DerekAndBladian [2015-09-01 03:12:07 +0000 UTC]

O HELL YA

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DerekAndBladian In reply to Miko-The-Fox [2015-09-01 11:07:56 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Miko-The-Fox In reply to DerekAndBladian [2015-09-01 11:16:24 +0000 UTC]

And Ice and Foxy are back to normal now!

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DerekAndBladian In reply to Miko-The-Fox [2015-09-01 20:19:32 +0000 UTC]

Yay!

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Miko-The-Fox In reply to DerekAndBladian [2015-09-01 23:37:44 +0000 UTC]

And I made a new character Mally! She's annoying! Slong eith her powers! And she is right behind me, isn't she? Mally: Yep. *taps foot* Me: S***. 

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DerekAndBladian In reply to Miko-The-Fox [2015-09-02 00:38:21 +0000 UTC]

Oh crap.

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Miko-The-Fox In reply to DerekAndBladian [2015-09-02 01:11:24 +0000 UTC]

Dammit. (5 mins later) SERIOUSLY WOMAN! Mally: You have no right to call me any of those things you said! Me: I MADE you. Mally: Doesn't matter, you're staying stuck to the wall forever! Me: CREEPIST!

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DerekAndBladian In reply to Miko-The-Fox [2015-09-02 01:28:13 +0000 UTC]

Use creator powers.

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Miko-The-Fox In reply to DerekAndBladian [2015-09-03 00:45:26 +0000 UTC]

Ya, that don't work like this. Mally: Good, wouldn't want you off teh wall. Me; Shut up, I got bakc up. OH GOD I RHYMED SOMEBODY SLAP ME Anyways, CONNIE! Connie: YES? Me: SOMEBODY SAID YOUR DAD BLEW UP PONYVILLE! Connie: HE DID NOT! *poofs down, then snaps figners, turning Mally into a mouse* Mally; What the?! Silv: MOUSEY! *chases Mally around couch in circles* Mally; I HATE YOU MORE THEN EGGMAN DOES RIGHT NOW! Me; Good.

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DerekAndBladian In reply to Miko-The-Fox [2015-09-03 00:47:42 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Miko-The-Fox In reply to DerekAndBladian [2015-09-03 02:57:08 +0000 UTC]

Mally: SHUT UP OR YOU'RE NEXT!

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DerekAndBladian In reply to Miko-The-Fox [2015-09-03 11:13:38 +0000 UTC]

No i'm not

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Miko-The-Fox In reply to DerekAndBladian [2015-09-03 11:48:24 +0000 UTC]

Mally: Oh, yes you will be.

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