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Description Welcome to Cosmic Weavers, Words shared across space and time. With Cosmic Phoenix, Cosmo Dragon, and Cosmo Bruin.

CP:Alright so I’m Shawn, the Cosmic Phoenix. I’m joined by Doug and Dean, Cosmos Dragon and Bear respectively. We ran into a minor hiccup with the producer between episodes and it took a hot minute to sort it out before we could come back.

CD: It doesn’t help that you were causing some distortions with the information you were trying to share. You know how fragile our little arrangement is.

CP:Yeah, but I figured it would be safe given that the specs are already out there, but apparently some of the intel I was sharing was a bit much. So let’s be careful.

CB:Hey, Shawn. Want to talk about Heais Tun?

CD:I don’t think I’ve seen him turn that shade of angry before.

CP: Because I know what that idiot is doing and what is doing on but after the innocuous information from last time made things difficult, I don’t know if I can.

CB: I’m convinced that that was an excuse the producer gave. Hold on… Yeah, they are telling me that they were messing with you. You can’t talk about anything not in the report, but you can give your feedback.

CP:Alright then. First off, the replica is using a safety limiter in that machine so he doesn’t overtax the crystal he is using. With his understanding of Justice and a one shot crystal, a Kamen Rider Faiz homage is probably the limit of what he can do in an old model like that. Still, Vittivici’s Bane is an excellent bit of bait.

CD: Isn’t that the gem that you gave to-

CP:Yep. And it did it’s job just the way I wanted it done. Speaking of precision power, let’s talk about your Dragon.

CB: Yeah, care to explain why a short range strike craft has the ability to break Atmo?

CD: Sometimes you need to defend a hard target from orbital bombardment. Photonic cannons work both in and out of Atmo and with dedicated crystal for each cannon should be fine for that job.

CP: Be honest with us, because the world wants to know… did the main cannon on the Ziegfried-

CD: That is not a fair comparison! You have the power to eradicate the entire cosmos in one gun and you want to compare it to some photonic cannons?

CB: A toaster is just a miniature death ray.

CD: I understand Dean but-

CP: So those are just miniature fugue engines that fire-

CD: I’m not having this conversation. By the way, I don’t appreciate how the Gastan were represented. The Seven slices even by an amateur-

CP: It was totally Vestari.

CD: Oh… oh… it was, wasn’t it? Nevermind. I retract my comment.

CB: Hilarious to see you called out for spamming super moves though, Chief.

CD: I don’t-

CP:We can grill him next episode about that. The producer is motioning us to do our next ad.

CB: Yes, please read from that.

CP: I am not that old yet. Leave me be. Today we are plugging Constancy Roa, an anime trying to bridge old and new style of anime. Garret Oswald is a brilliant scientist that, with the assistance of a sophisticated computer with highly specialize software implanted in the human brain, created Cygens. Now a new regime rescinds the “human decency act” which will lead to an all out war with the cygens. It is a clear homage and send off to Obari style anime, including a whole Boss Rush of anime ladies. My favorite is Misha. Nothing more effective at proving your point than kicking a car into orbit.

CB: He went off script again… I’m doing the plugs moving forward. You both take too many liberties. Anyway, the anime follows Roa, a woman recently reborn as a Cygen as she gets thrown into the conflict. We recommend it for its fun animation and the fresh ideas involved while still paying clear homage to its inspirations. We here at Cosmic Weavers believe that there is not enough new IP anymore, so something fresh should always be encouraged. Next week we will break down the Model Bear strike fighter and maybe have room to do a blow by blow commentary of some of the fights that have happened that are worth mentioning.

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