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So, I've seen a lot of stuff online with Lord Business physically and sexually abusing the Cops. However, I don't believe that to be the case. Neither of the cops would put up with that shit, or if they did, they would certainly not show Business respect because of it. I believe that although Business may have kicked GCBC around a bit with his mega boots, there was never anything drastic physically until Business forcibly erased Good Cop. I believe that the torture was psychological. Keeping the cops under Business's thumb was never about physical weakness; it was showing that Business is bigger than the Cops in every single aspect, and that Business's power extends far beyond the Cops. As long as the Cops believe that Lord Business can make everyone he loves disappear and sweep it under the rug as if it never happened, then the Cops will do anything Business says. This is why Business did not just erase Good Cop; first, he told the Cops to Kragle his own parents, and made them conflict with one another just to prove Good Cop's "weakness" because of his inability to follow orders. Meanwhile, Bad Cop did not want to follow Business's orders, but knew that he had no choice in the matter. In the end, Bad Cop was only able to protect himself, which is exactly what Business always wanted.
I do not own The Lego Movie.

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So, I've seen a lot of stuff online with Lord Business physically and sexually abusing the Cops. However, I don't believe that to be the case. Neither of the cops would put up with that shit, or if they did, they would certainly not show Business respect because of it. I believe that although Business may have kicked GCBC around a bit with his mega boots, there was never anything drastic physically until Business forcibly erased Good Cop. I believe that the torture was psychological. Keeping the cops under Business's thumb was never about physical weakness; it was showing that Business is bigger than the Cops in every single aspect, and that Business's power extends far beyond the Cops. As long as the Cops believe that Lord Business can make everyone he loves disappear and sweep it under the rug as if it never happened, then the Cops will do anything Business says. This is why Business did not just erase Good Cop; first, he told the Cops to Kragle his own parents, and made them conflict with one another just to prove Good Cop's "weakness" because of his inability to follow orders. Meanwhile, Bad Cop did not want to follow Business's orders, but knew that he had no choice in the matter. In the end, Bad Cop was only able to protect himself, which is exactly what Business always wanted.
I do not own The Lego Movie.