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*My rendition of what the election/candidates/their policies in the GTA universe would be like. Please note that the policies/personalities listed do not necessarily reflect my views, but reflect how I imagine Rockstar would portray them. Additionally, this is partially inspired by Jock Cranley and Sue Murry (GTA 5's gubernatorial candidates).

Republican Nominee: Donald J. Cleothorpes (In GTA 4, Trump tower is present as the Cleothorpes Tower).

BIO:
Donald J. Cleothorpes was born to an industrious family in Dukes, Liberty City. Upon taking over his father's real estate business, he built many towers on the cheap during the 70's crime epidemic, helping transform Liberty City into the bustling city of the rich it is today. Soon bored with the endless pursuit of fame and fortune, and upset that multiple remarriages had weakened his reputation, Mr. Cleothorpes ran for President in 2000, and then again in 2016, where he won over the hearts of rural white racists and evangelicals alike with promises of tax cuts and deportations.

Political policies:
- Deport all Mexicans
- Lower the age of consent to 16
- Introduce an amendment to legalize concealed carry of hand grenades
- Get rid of death penalty for non-foreigners
- Introduce an amendment to afford men more rights
- Repeal woman's right to divorce
- Lower taxes on the middle class and rich by 75%
- Raise taxes on the poor by 25%
- Lower the corporate tax rate to 5%
- Build a wall and make Mexico pay for it - or invade them and annex Chihuahua instead.
- Abolish the draft; reinstate an illegal immigrant-only draft.
- Annex Canada
- Sell off 90% of public parks and national forests to corporations; use the profits to offset loss of tax revenue
- Reduce public school budget by 50% to encourage homeschooling
- Mandate permits for protesting in public areas

Democrat nominee: Hillary M. Lewinsky (Anyone who lived under President Clinton should get the reference).

BIO:
Hillary M. Lewinsky was born to a middle-class family in Arkansas, eventually marrying and becoming wife to a governor, and then a president who would face impeachment for cheating on her with a hotter woman - if not for a series of other alleged scandals. Several years and many dead witnesses later, Mrs. Lewinsky would run for president, quickly becoming the nominee because the alternatives were old white men. She would ultimately fail, and in shame accuse her opponent of stealing the election, quickly making millions of dollars on book deals writing about the subject.

Political policies:
- Raise taxes on the poor, as they should be paying for the benefits they receive
- Raise the salary of Congress, President's cabinet by 50%
- Allow unlimited campaign donations to female candidates in order to fight oppression
- Allow 10 million immigrants into the US per year
- Shut down the internet
- Authorize government control of social media
- Bomb Moscow and attain their uranium
- Confiscate all guns from the public
- Put a tax on offensive churches/religious books
- Change the draft to include women

Description
*My rendition of what the election/candidates/their policies in the GTA universe would be like. Please note that the policies/personalities listed do not necessarily reflect my views, but reflect how I imagine Rockstar would portray them. Additionally, this is partially inspired by Jock Cranley and Sue Murry (GTA 5's gubernatorial candidates).

Republican Nominee: Donald J. Cleothorpes (In GTA 4, Trump tower is present as the Cleothorpes Tower).

BIO:
Donald J. Cleothorpes was born to an industrious family in Dukes, Liberty City. Upon taking over his father's real estate business, he built many towers on the cheap during the 70's crime epidemic, helping transform Liberty City into the bustling city of the rich it is today. Soon bored with the endless pursuit of fame and fortune, and upset that multiple remarriages had weakened his reputation, Mr. Cleothorpes ran for President in 2000, and then again in 2016, where he won over the hearts of rural white racists and evangelicals alike with promises of tax cuts and deportations.

Political policies:
- Deport all Mexicans
- Lower the age of consent to 16
- Introduce an amendment to legalize concealed carry of hand grenades
- Get rid of death penalty for non-foreigners
- Introduce an amendment to afford men more rights
- Repeal woman's right to divorce
- Lower taxes on the middle class and rich by 75%
- Raise taxes on the poor by 25%
- Lower the corporate tax rate to 5%
- Build a wall and make Mexico pay for it - or invade them and annex Chihuahua instead.
- Abolish the draft; reinstate an illegal immigrant-only draft.
- Annex Canada
- Sell off 90% of public parks and national forests to corporations; use the profits to offset loss of tax revenue
- Reduce public school budget by 50% to encourage homeschooling
- Mandate permits for protesting in public areas

Democrat nominee: Hillary M. Lewinsky (Anyone who lived under President Clinton should get the reference).

BIO:
Hillary M. Lewinsky was born to a middle-class family in Arkansas, eventually marrying and becoming wife to a governor, and then a president who would face impeachment for cheating on her with a hotter woman - if not for a series of other alleged scandals. Several years and many dead witnesses later, Mrs. Lewinsky would run for president, quickly becoming the nominee because the alternatives were old white men. She would ultimately fail, and in shame accuse her opponent of stealing the election, quickly making millions of dollars on book deals writing about the subject.

Political policies:
- Raise taxes on the poor, as they should be paying for the benefits they receive
- Raise the salary of Congress, President's cabinet by 50%
- Allow unlimited campaign donations to female candidates in order to fight oppression
- Allow 10 million immigrants into the US per year
- Shut down the internet
- Authorize government control of social media
- Bomb Moscow and attain their uranium
- Confiscate all guns from the public
- Put a tax on offensive churches/religious books
- Change the draft to include women