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Published: 2009-07-15 02:30:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 4943; Favourites: 79; Downloads: 578
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If you guys haven't seen this webcomic yet, y'all are missing out.[link]
The Ansem Retort is offensive, slap-stick, political, and full of so much dumb humor you'll feel your brain falling out the sides. Don't forget the offensive part, but if you go at it with this in mind, it's hilarious. >:3
..I don't know why Darth Maul is in there...
The creators get progressively smarter as the strip goes on, so don't be discouraged by the spelling mistakes and general stupidity at first.
...I apologize for bad handwriting. Didn't feel like typing in all that crap. XD
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Aah, Ansem Retort, defiitely the source of some of my favorite Quotes
Axel: I'm a beacon of justice!
Namine: You're a fucktard
Axel: I'm a fucktard of justice!
Gotta love it, so sad it's over
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"Long live Dick Cheney!"
Cracks me up every time.
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Ah-ha ha ha ha!! Oh the complex simplicity of it all!
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I want to see someone draw Axel in an epic pose and it says "I AM A FUCKTARD OF JUSTICE!" in big, awesome letters. That's one of my favorite lines from him. XD
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major lolz!
I love the faces!! especially zexion's faces! the Ansem Retort is my fave online comic!
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Lulz. It's a... special... comic.
I'm glad you like. XD
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Nice artwork and Ansem Retort is one of my favorite webcomics of all time anyway.
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Lulz. I actually stopped reading it awhile ago, come to think of it...
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Lol, why? I found it too fun to stop. ^^
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Just fell out of it, I guess. *shrugs*
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so yeah, i read the whole retort thing and now finally, this is making sense XD
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OMFG I love you, thanks for the link. I have been laughing my ass off for an hour XD.At frst I had no ides what you were trying to say but I'm on #255 and I am not stopping anytime soon. You need to make another one! 
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Haha! I converted another to this insane religion!
I'll wait until I'm bored one day and dredge a couple more up...
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lol My obsession with this will not stop. Lol, I am now in your Ansem report cult XD
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EPIC WIN
"I'm a fucktard of justice!!!" <--- possibly the greatest line ever uttered
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Hahahhaa, when I saw this, I was like "OMG Ansem Retort! That thinks effin hilarious!!!" Deff some of my fav parts in there, too. Like Axel and the "fucktard of justice" part and the plane crashing thing!!!! Awesome!!! Total win.
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Yessss...
I'm glad you liked it!
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They're awesome! ...sometimes obscene, but mostly awesome!
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Haha, the obscenity just makes it more awesome in my opinion!
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Axel and Zexion are my new batcrap insane evil duo (did I even have one previously?)
Some of my favourite moments here- but the Rickroll'd by Jesus bit was absolutely classic.
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ZOMG I loved the rickrolled by jesus. So damn classic XD I only wish she put some larxene stuff, Bucuz phycho druggie larx is awesome XD.
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This is really funny, especially the last caption
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^^ is that your evil laugh?
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hm.. don't most people's evil laugh go something like mwhahahaha or something like that?
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Pshaw. Do normal people laugh like that?
And that's more of a disturbing laugh. >:3
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Hm..I think so 
Yay for.. disturbing laughs?
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Hahaha, I love Ansem Retort! Gotta love Axel, he's a crazy bastard. XD
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Axel's fantastic: we all need a dose of his stupidity sometimes.
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Ha! They're rather scattered, ya? :3
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it took me many hours to find them all, but i did.
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love when sora buys the twilight ticket
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Ah yes, Ansem Retort FTW....! Dude, I'm seeing some of my favorite parts in this! XD
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Hahaa... i tried to get some of my favorite stuff in there. >:3
Glad you like it!
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