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Description Fuck you CAPCOM, you're the worst game company ever, you converted your awesome games into fucking shit with a lot of exploitation, fuck you, CAPCOM, fuck you, at least Konami is way cooler than you.

Oh no, wait, they fucked up with Silent Hill Homecoming, Metal Gear Rising and a LOT of shitty Castlevania games, fuck you too, Konami, fuck you too, Nintendo is the only good game company now.

Oh, wait a second, they fucked up too with the HUGE fucking shit of Metroid Other M, go to hell Nintendo, Samus didn't deserve to become a lame emo bitch.

You know what? Videogames are no longer cool, this is the WORST videogame generation ever, PS3 sucks balls, Xbox 360 suck balls, Wii suck balls, PSP sucks, Nintendo DS sucks, Halo sucks, Call of Duty sucks, BlazBlue sucks, Street Fighter IV sucks, Assasins's Creed sucks, Dante's Inferno sucks, Soul Calibur IV is not cool as III was, FEAR 2 sucks, Lost Planet 2 sucks, Bayonetta sucks, Final Fantasy XIII sucks, Tatsunoko vs CAPCOM sucks, and I'm pretty sure that Marvel vs CAPCOM 3 will suck balls too.

Yeah, we have some good games like Dead Space, MK vs DC or Gears of Wars, but compared to previous (and far more awesome) videogame generations this generation has almost NOTHING.

I used to love videogames, but seriously, what the hell are they doing now?

Fuck you all, videogames were already great with the SNES and the first Playstation.
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Comments: 181

BlueStrikerBomber In reply to ??? [2010-09-23 05:40:06 +0000 UTC]

I'll tell you why. SHE NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP AND SHE IS A FREAKING BELLA SWAN.

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AnonymousGriffin In reply to BlueStrikerBomber [2010-09-23 14:36:52 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Great joke there man.
Heh, Samus is Bella Swan, how can anyone actually make a claim that stupid...

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Betachan In reply to ??? [2010-09-23 05:11:15 +0000 UTC]

uff

esta deviantion APESTA a envidia!!
vamos, sabes que amaste el trailer del juego que te pasΓ©.
incluso de corriste en la pantalla, te vi

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BlueStrikerBomber In reply to Betachan [2010-09-23 05:44:55 +0000 UTC]

EL TRÁILER, hacen falta mucho mÑs que grÑficos bonitos para impresionarme, eso sí, agradezco mucho que me hayas informado.

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Betachan In reply to BlueStrikerBomber [2010-09-23 06:02:30 +0000 UTC]

asdjhaskdhd envidioso!

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Syrox-495 In reply to ??? [2010-09-23 04:21:31 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it's all about the money whoring.

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darkwee009 In reply to Syrox-495 [2011-07-21 16:08:19 +0000 UTC]

It's always about that since the first generation.

If you don't like it, stop buying it. Simple as that.

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BlueStrikerBomber In reply to Syrox-495 [2010-09-23 05:42:49 +0000 UTC]

FINALLY someone who understand this.

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sucker1999 In reply to ??? [2010-09-23 04:11:40 +0000 UTC]

Why does Blazblue suck? D< Its not even made by Capcom.

But you know what you forgot that comes from Capcom?

Devil may fucking cry 5.

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BlueStrikerBomber In reply to sucker1999 [2010-09-23 05:38:52 +0000 UTC]

First of all, I wanted a fighting game, not a freaking novel, that's why Blazblue sucks.

And second, You don't know what they did with evil May Cry, right?

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sucker1999 In reply to BlueStrikerBomber [2010-09-23 06:10:44 +0000 UTC]

I like a fighting game with a story for once. A decade of "why the hell do they even fight to begin with?" is enough.

The trailer of DMC is enough to make me throw up every breakfast iΒ΄ve ever had in my life.

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BlueStrikerBomber In reply to sucker1999 [2010-09-23 06:27:27 +0000 UTC]

That question is already answered in their very fucking premise, then you only need to shut up, pick one player and punch the bastard in fornt of you in the fucking face, thats how a fighting game works, with fighting, no with tons and tons of text, If I wanted to read a huge novel I wouldn't be playing videogames to start with.

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sucker1999 In reply to BlueStrikerBomber [2010-09-23 13:11:44 +0000 UTC]

I`m sorry for that. I thought you could read.

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BlueStrikerBomber In reply to sucker1999 [2010-09-23 19:17:38 +0000 UTC]

Videogames are made to be PLAYED, not to be readed.

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sucker1999 In reply to BlueStrikerBomber [2010-09-23 19:36:24 +0000 UTC]

Both is an option too.

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BlueStrikerBomber In reply to sucker1999 [2010-09-23 19:51:17 +0000 UTC]

No, its not, videogames are not fucking books.

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VanillaCreamKilly In reply to BlueStrikerBomber [2011-03-19 14:39:29 +0000 UTC]

If you're not interested in Blazblues story, then clearly you've just been skipping through it without even listening to anything at all.

Also, you're saying MK vs DCU is a good game?

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Chocorroles [2010-09-23 04:01:55 +0000 UTC]

Metroid Other M FTW

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BlueStrikerBomber In reply to Chocorroles [2010-09-23 05:41:58 +0000 UTC]

Nop, Metroid Other M WTF.

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Chocorroles In reply to BlueStrikerBomber [2010-09-23 05:42:57 +0000 UTC]

FTW

Samus used to be my idol, now is my inspiration and a big motivation to get better and beat my own monsters ;_;

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BlueStrikerBomber In reply to Chocorroles [2010-09-23 05:47:59 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, and a inspiration to have your ass kicked and being rescued like a slutty useless princess by a black moron.

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Chocorroles In reply to BlueStrikerBomber [2010-09-23 05:54:10 +0000 UTC]

Then she woke up and saved her friend. She is brave for fighting her fears, brave =/= doesn't fear anything.

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BlueStrikerBomber In reply to Chocorroles [2010-09-23 05:57:21 +0000 UTC]

Of course there're not anything to be afraid, the game was so fucking lineal and so fucking easy that even a retarded baby could beat it in few hours.

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Chocorroles In reply to BlueStrikerBomber [2010-09-23 05:59:00 +0000 UTC]

You are talking in players perspective now... <_>

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BlueStrikerBomber In reply to Chocorroles [2010-09-23 06:01:24 +0000 UTC]

Because is supposed to be a FUCKING VIDEOGAME, NOT A FUCKING BORING SHITTY MOVIE.

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Chocorroles In reply to BlueStrikerBomber [2010-09-23 06:03:01 +0000 UTC]

Video games are a narrative medium

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BlueStrikerBomber In reply to Chocorroles [2010-09-23 06:06:38 +0000 UTC]

No, that's the job of the movies and books, videogames are made to be played, not to fall asleep with long cutscenes and pointless dialogue.

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Chocorroles In reply to BlueStrikerBomber [2010-09-23 06:11:15 +0000 UTC]

video games are a very important narrative medium since the 90's, there are tons of composers, writters and artist involved in the make of a game, sometimes the art team doubles the game developer team like in the case of Guild Wars 2. RockStar (GTA) is another company that follows this philosophy.

TL;DR you are acting like if you were locked in a basement for a decade or two.

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BlueStrikerBomber In reply to Chocorroles [2010-09-23 06:15:58 +0000 UTC]

There's were videogames started to suck, replacing the gameplay and the personal experience with bullshit.

Locked in a basement for two decades? I wish I could for preventing myself to see how bad are games now, really.

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Chocorroles In reply to BlueStrikerBomber [2010-09-23 06:17:09 +0000 UTC]

You are overreacting, anyway there are still a lot of non-narrative games out there still

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BlueStrikerBomber In reply to Chocorroles [2010-09-23 06:19:39 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but not enough of them.

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Soul-Emblem In reply to ??? [2010-09-23 03:18:15 +0000 UTC]

Soooo I may regret asking but...what exactly makes capcom suck? Something specific? Just curious.
Or is this some joke?

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BlueStrikerBomber In reply to Soul-Emblem [2010-09-23 05:37:13 +0000 UTC]

Resident Evil 4 and 5, A LOT of stupid Megaman spinoffs, DmC, you know, the usual fucking shits.

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Thanabis In reply to ??? [2010-09-23 00:53:13 +0000 UTC]

plop! XD

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