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Published: 2006-01-19 05:32:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 34631; Favourites: 721; Downloads: 497
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Description that clever Jesus, always finding the clever bargans.
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YorchMiroku [2008-01-26 23:06:38 +0000 UTC]

nice, nice, it gets lost in the translation, anyway, i get it, still it made me laugh a lot!

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muppetmastera [2008-01-23 05:30:45 +0000 UTC]

There was a Jesus Saves sign as land mark to get to this one place.

ps. you are soooooo awesome!

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HannahChan [2008-01-06 12:31:41 +0000 UTC]

"SCORE!"

Haha, that's too funny.

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Yokko [2008-01-04 21:52:29 +0000 UTC]

teehee XP

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Sapphire-Hyena In reply to ??? [2007-12-28 05:42:48 +0000 UTC]

XD Brilliant. Go Jesus, hit the after christmas sales!

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knightorder [2007-12-17 01:09:25 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, nice new twist on the old gamer's line "Jesus Saves; the rest of you take damage."

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HoLy-ShIt-ItS-jEsUs In reply to ??? [2007-12-16 01:04:12 +0000 UTC]

ah...ahahaha...HAHAHAHA I GET IT!!!

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fleendart In reply to ??? [2007-12-05 09:27:38 +0000 UTC]

lawlz

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Derkatron [2007-11-28 06:27:20 +0000 UTC]

How about that, Jesus is a cheap bugger like the rest of us. Nice.

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sp4depir4te [2007-10-08 19:44:41 +0000 UTC]

this is so a thing i want on a shirt

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MarimbaMaestoso In reply to ??? [2007-09-05 22:15:43 +0000 UTC]

^^ or the comp versions funny too

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Radjax [2007-08-15 19:09:35 +0000 UTC]

I can see it happening, Jesus hits all the clearance stores around the world ^^ what great fun

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Thyissia [2007-08-13 22:51:27 +0000 UTC]

Jesus saves because he shops at Walmart.

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sonarianu [2007-08-13 22:49:20 +0000 UTC]

XD!!! That made me cry because I was laughing so hard!

I heard this one before: "Jesus saves...because he shops at Wal-Mart."

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chrismakesmusic In reply to ??? [2007-07-16 21:52:39 +0000 UTC]

i love you.

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yujakolost [2007-07-14 00:06:14 +0000 UTC]

i love it
it's so funny

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MyopicMastermind [2007-07-11 08:45:22 +0000 UTC]

... the rest of you take full damage.
... and passes to Gretzky.
... 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico.

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bugaroo880 [2007-07-08 14:42:37 +0000 UTC]

lmao, I want a t-shirt with something like this on it.

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mrKlein In reply to ??? [2007-06-30 09:33:10 +0000 UTC]

Not many know but Jewdo was actually an ancient martial art designed for boys from Nazerdeth. The opponent was clever merchendising aimed at a victem's pocket. Those who praticed Jewdo were able to execute beautifull and cunning manuvers in bargaining and were able to achieve some of the lowest possible prices ever.

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potakanutm [2007-05-08 22:34:24 +0000 UTC]

Psh, who needs to walk on water when you can get FABULOUS DEALS ON SANDALS, BABY!

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By-your-love [2007-04-27 08:48:16 +0000 UTC]

Hehe very funny...

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ultimicia3 In reply to ??? [2007-04-05 21:40:37 +0000 UTC]

oh wow that iz a nice pic. eben dough i dont like it cause it makes fun of jesus

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imjustjoking In reply to ultimicia3 [2010-12-03 23:45:14 +0000 UTC]

eden dough noone cares oky

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Pleasesaveheart In reply to ultimicia3 [2008-06-22 15:42:09 +0000 UTC]

its not, without Jesus we wouldn't save about 5$! lol.

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ultimicia3 In reply to Pleasesaveheart [2008-12-11 12:17:55 +0000 UTC]

lolz................................................................................................... hi

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Pleasesaveheart In reply to ultimicia3 [2008-12-11 12:30:05 +0000 UTC]

hi thar.

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sakuramustDIE In reply to ultimicia3 [2007-05-15 02:04:46 +0000 UTC]

it's not making fun of him

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ultimicia3 In reply to sakuramustDIE [2007-05-15 21:15:16 +0000 UTC]

wat waz we talkin about?

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lindsey40186 In reply to ??? [2007-04-03 22:32:28 +0000 UTC]

He uses his Son of God card to the that extra 10% discount.

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SenseiPearl In reply to lindsey40186 [2007-08-07 20:27:30 +0000 UTC]

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Music-MyLove In reply to ??? [2007-03-27 22:46:50 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! This one made me laugh hard! Very clever indeed!

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Masklin8 [2007-03-08 20:41:22 +0000 UTC]

LOL! I saw another take at the same idea:
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jacman [2007-03-03 05:06:32 +0000 UTC]

Lol awesome.

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strugglingartist In reply to ??? [2007-02-20 23:36:54 +0000 UTC]

duh its Jesus! he knows where its at!

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edwsqa94 In reply to ??? [2007-02-13 23:50:04 +0000 UTC]

OMG!!!! ohh...thats good

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Xtreme-Jesus In reply to ??? [2007-01-26 05:23:56 +0000 UTC]

fuckin a!

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laretourdemoi In reply to ??? [2007-01-11 03:35:32 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA. amazing. hahaha. i loooove it.

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ChoirGeekPhantom689 In reply to ??? [2007-01-05 16:30:44 +0000 UTC]

Cute idea!

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adam-garland [2006-12-11 04:46:12 +0000 UTC]

True.

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alsasson In reply to adam-garland [2009-05-11 20:22:49 +0000 UTC]

in the beginning was the word, and the word was with God, and the word was God. He was with God in the beginning..... John 1:1-18 (NIV)

gorgeous scripture..sorry for the reciting...as if you didnt know what it said...sorry. im happy tp see it. lots dont acknowledge the savior..he has saved me...turned my life around. cant wait for the day i die...this hell on earth thing sux...but He is with me.

im glad to find another christian...i cant find many here...and i know, its the site name..self-explanatory, but, i found you, didnt i?

are you an artist? ill just take a look.

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Arrieth5279 [2006-11-14 23:28:21 +0000 UTC]

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JesusWasAHindu In reply to ??? [2006-11-09 15:53:21 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I got 60% off these new "Holy water resistant sandals"

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Taukohurina In reply to ??? [2006-10-21 10:04:26 +0000 UTC]

lol

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One-Eyed-Muse [2006-10-16 16:59:43 +0000 UTC]

haha...its true, i always see him in walmart

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junoknight [2006-10-13 23:02:15 +0000 UTC]

i'm not sure if this is hethonistic or funny, but i'll go with funny and +fav it

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LeonSKennedy4Life In reply to junoknight [2007-07-25 07:06:18 +0000 UTC]

I disagree.

God has a sense of humor too. He just doesn't appreciate when you mock him. This is NOT mocking him, however. It is very clever and incredibly funny to say the least.

Ever see a duck-billed platypus??? Yeah, God knows how to make joke!

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maros612 In reply to LeonSKennedy4Life [2011-10-17 00:27:40 +0000 UTC]

That's funny, because if people picture God, they assign him very human properties - like God gets upset when you mock him. The bible is full of references of such kind. THough I don't believe there are any Gods out there, if there were, I wish they weren't so emotionally unstable... cause then we are all doomed.

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junoknight In reply to LeonSKennedy4Life [2007-07-25 16:51:23 +0000 UTC]

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Illutavar In reply to junoknight [2006-11-08 03:33:55 +0000 UTC]

The two generally go together.

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junoknight In reply to Illutavar [2006-11-08 03:55:22 +0000 UTC]

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