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JOSUEHDEZ2001 [2021-10-28 16:57:53 +0000 UTC]

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dinodanthetrainman [2017-02-24 03:51:40 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like a book.

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JambalayaBertain [2013-06-16 07:08:55 +0000 UTC]

Your very life and future hinges on this, yet you would spit at Him?

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Dogfreak1233 [2013-03-10 05:59:59 +0000 UTC]

Lol that is awesome

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Ehnker [2012-10-14 02:29:57 +0000 UTC]

Only through him can you save. (clever marketing)

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Roura-4-Kurama [2012-07-04 19:38:29 +0000 UTC]

AHAHHAA. AWESOME xD

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theedgerocks13 [2012-05-25 22:52:46 +0000 UTC]

He saves heaven a lot of money that's for sure

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a7x8109 [2012-05-18 21:34:07 +0000 UTC]

I lol'ed.

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RockPrincess6277 [2012-01-01 03:54:01 +0000 UTC]

Lol! Haha

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Doodly-Doldrums [2011-11-19 07:16:15 +0000 UTC]

I bet Jesus is looking forward to Black Friday! He's gunna be saving left and right!

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maros612 [2011-10-17 00:22:57 +0000 UTC]

that's one of the cutest spoof of biblical cliche "jesus saves" I can think of. (the one where he a hockey goalie comes close though)

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Andy-the-girl [2011-10-16 05:06:29 +0000 UTC]

Haha! Jesus saves... during the fifty percent off sales.

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TitaniumAnimations [2011-10-14 19:34:53 +0000 UTC]

He shops at Walmart.

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lolitstess [2011-10-13 03:40:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm soooo not sure if I should fave this or not. XD

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Angel-Kazekage [2011-08-29 16:48:15 +0000 UTC]

lol

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PscycoBaltoLover110 [2011-08-28 01:51:20 +0000 UTC]

It took me a minute, but I got it XD

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caveglass [2011-07-13 16:07:10 +0000 UTC]

funny ... Please enter our T-shirt contest...no charge/ you can win money and get your name in our movie credits!

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Hawkfrostlotan [2011-07-02 22:34:39 +0000 UTC]

lol

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anime-animal [2011-05-21 22:44:16 +0000 UTC]

this made me laugh so much!! haha,i can just imagine him doing a funny little dance

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Tallieho [2011-04-29 16:36:57 +0000 UTC]

that's Awesome!

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kesia6075 [2010-12-06 11:25:57 +0000 UTC]

It's free to begin with

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imjustjoking [2010-12-03 23:44:55 +0000 UTC]

hot damn yes

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AllHailWeegee [2010-12-02 22:16:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh jeez, that's too funny!

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GLUXA [2010-10-22 06:07:37 +0000 UTC]

This is wonderful! I don't know if you're a Christian, but if you are, or you don't find Christian comedians annoying, I recommend you looking up Bob Smiley and Tim Hawkins. They're humor isn't only about church and stuff, and I have a feeling you would like some of their jokes.

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PB-ZeppelinFan [2010-10-07 20:53:25 +0000 UTC]

Took me a second to get it.

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jillkun [2010-10-06 14:21:47 +0000 UTC]

XDDD Lol that so funny!!

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SonOfAdversary [2010-10-04 22:44:14 +0000 UTC]

LMAO ndfchdwfudfy

that is the greatest thing ever. Ever.

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moodyblues [2010-09-12 04:25:59 +0000 UTC]

This is so cute! Jesus is a smart shopper.

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dragon-sigma [2010-05-08 03:11:21 +0000 UTC]

LOL fantastic joke

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noc38mustang [2010-03-26 10:19:27 +0000 UTC]

That's because he's a Jew.

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Roses-and-LoveWhispe [2010-03-22 23:59:03 +0000 UTC]

A clever and non-offensive Jesus joke. Such a rare find!! Good job

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Xsandra [2009-12-26 22:31:20 +0000 UTC]

Nothing could be funnier this Christmas!

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SILENT-HILL-SIAM [2009-11-17 06:47:38 +0000 UTC]

JESUS JOKES ROK! THIS WAS FUNNY

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miguel-narayan [2009-09-02 21:57:39 +0000 UTC]

lmfao, just lmfao.

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FusionMetroid [2009-08-27 15:20:12 +0000 UTC]

BWAHAHA! This is the kinda thing I thought of after heraing Tim Hughes' song by that title XD

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Shpout [2009-08-11 16:06:52 +0000 UTC]

....and Christians spend....

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RacRules [2009-07-30 01:44:15 +0000 UTC]

Teeheehee...very cute.

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Hyalma [2009-07-25 20:29:13 +0000 UTC]

I think I just found my new wallpaper!!!

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Mryxadiddly [2009-07-21 03:29:08 +0000 UTC]

Teehee, this is funny. I bet he does save too, I wish I could find bargains like he does.

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SORE-ART [2009-07-16 22:34:08 +0000 UTC]

Fawck, I lul'd.

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InAnAlleyWay [2009-07-12 05:47:45 +0000 UTC]

jesus.. he steals identities

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kevandjus [2009-07-07 22:56:46 +0000 UTC]

Jesus saves sinners, and redeems them for valuable coupons!

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