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“Specimen 147, tanned dark brunette woman. She was collected with Specimen 148, petite pale blonde. Both were obtained at beach with yoga mats. This concurs with sampling regimen defined at the beginning of this experiment. Conjecture they were about to perform yoga with the sun rise. Clothing will be removed and catalogued along with in-depth physical measurements and assessments.

”They may be the coolest specimens caught yet. With a few dozen more like her we may be able to unlock the secrets to coolness and develop a universal coolness algorithm. Although my colleagues still conjecture that such a universal treatment is impossible. That one element of coolness is the fact not everyone is cool.

“But their voices are a lot smaller now. Isn’t that right Doctor Huddleston.” Mary taps a fish tank next to her observation area containing several tiny scientists. She then picks up some adhesive tape. “Ok little one, please unbutton those clothes and lay down. This tape won’t hurt one bit.”

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“Specimen 147, tanned dark brunette woman. She was collected with Specimen 148, petite pale blonde. Both were obtained at beach with yoga mats. This concurs with sampling regimen defined at the beginning of this experiment. Conjecture they were about to perform yoga with the sun rise. Clothing will be removed and catalogued along with in-depth physical measurements and assessments.

”They may be the coolest specimens caught yet. With a few dozen more like her we may be able to unlock the secrets to coolness and develop a universal coolness algorithm. Although my colleagues still conjecture that such a universal treatment is impossible. That one element of coolness is the fact not everyone is cool.

“But their voices are a lot smaller now. Isn’t that right Doctor Huddleston.” Mary taps a fish tank next to her observation area containing several tiny scientists. She then picks up some adhesive tape. “Ok little one, please unbutton those clothes and lay down. This tape won’t hurt one bit.”