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The Red Guy is a recurring character in the Cow and Chicken and I Am Weasel series. He is a mischievous demon-like fella who acts as the incompetent arch-nemesis of the title characters, always trying to scam, torment, physically harm, or outright kill the title characters for no given reason. Apparently, a lot of the Red Guy's explanations for why he does many of the things he does involve something bad that happened to him at the age of nine, around the time he discovered that pants were required at school.
Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-B

Name: The Red Guy, Red, The Devil, Allen, and many other names he used that referenced his distinct lack of pants

Origin: Cow and Chicken/I Am Weasel

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Demon-like guy, has occupied a wide variety of roles, including a nurse, doctor, drill sergeant, rear admiral, martial artist teacher, the Devil himself, etc.

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Toon Force, Weapon Mastery, Vehicular Mastery, Breaking the Fourth Wall, some Resistance to fire, Martial Arts on occasion, Hammerspace, Existence Erasure (Can erase people with his pencil), possible Time Travel, some degree of Reality Warping, Flight

Attack Potency: Wall level (Comparable to Cow, who smashed through a house's wall)

Speed: Varies; usually around Peak Human to Superhuman (Dodged numerous falling satellites on his motorcycle. Outran an angry mob for some time before being captured), higher to an unknown degree when flying

Lifting Strength: Superhuman (Has lifted up Cow with ease on numerous occasions. Can easily swing a large mallet. Pulled Flem inside out, by his lonesome proved a match for a group of people in tug of war)

Striking Strength: Wall level (Smashed apart a wooden counter with his body, flattened Chicken with a mallet, sent Cerberus flying into a pit of lava with a backhand)

Durability: Wall level (Survived smashing head-first into a wall. Has a history of taking a beating from Supercow. Survived falling into a river of lava. Survived being crushed by the likes of a vending machine and a washing machine)

Stamina: Unknown, possibly about Average (No outstanding feats of stamina)

Range: Standard melee range to a couple feet with his pencil

Standard Equipment: A large pencil that he can use to erase other characters, a variety of random objects he can pull out of hammerspace, such as a mallet, golf club, saw, a magic wand, etc.

Intelligence: Varies (Tricked I.M. Weasel and I.R. Baboon into thinking he was innocent when he was really guilty of rubbing out Cow and Chicken, and yet took a long time to figure out Supercow's identity when it was already obvious)

Weaknesses: Can be incompetent at times, intellect tends to fluctuate

Squidward Tentacles is the tritagonist of the SpongeBob SquarePants franchise.

He is a cranky, grumpy, narcissistic octopus with a love of arts and culture and a hatred of SpongeBob, Patrick, his job, the citizens, and heaven knows how much more. Squidward can't dish out the damage that his comrades can, but he can take a lot more. He is the show's butt monkey, although that became more prominent after 2005.
Powers and Stats

Tier: 4-A to 3-C | At least 4-A to 3-C

Key: Base | Sour Note

Name: Originally Squidward Johannsson Tentacles, currently uses Squidward Quincy Tentacles.

Origin: Spongebob Squarepants (Verse)

Gender: Male.

Age: In his 30s-40s physically (Older than SpongeBob). Over 5 billion years old chronologically (Was frozen for this long after Patrick froze the Earth)

Classification: Octopus with partial squid anatomy.

Powers and Abilities:

Superhuman Physical Characteristics
Ink Manipulation
Natural Weaponry (Ink)
Small Size (Type 1)
Underwater Breathing (Type 2. Received a blessing from Bubbles that allows him to breathe in air. Could breathe in Randomland, where there is no water or logic present in it)
Regeneration (Low-Godly; has come back from shrinking out of existence twice)
Immortality (Type 2, 3, 4 and 7. Is capable of surviving as a ghost and taking over his own body again after he dies)
Reality Warping and Plot Manipulation (Distorted reality and turned the cartoon black-and-white to be more serious. This changed the genre of a SpongeBob episode into noir)
Martial Arts (Was taught karate by Sandy. Effortlessly beat up four men who were trying to kidnap SpongeBob)
Toon Force
Social Influencing (Has made SpongeBob believe he's in danger or convinced him to do his bidding when he really just wants SpongeBob to stop doing something many times)
Sound Manipulation via clarinet (Has consistently annoyed and physically harmed people with his clarinet playing, even to those with resistance to it, to the point where it can shatter eyeballs and even collapse ice glaciers and buildings in the real world. It can also ignore conventional durability by giving someone a heart attack, nauseating a woman, and blowing a fish's skin off)
Non-Physical Interaction (His clarinet playing can harm ghosts. Was able to interact with Rube, despite him being non-existent)
Sleep Manipulation (Put SpongeBob to sleep with his clarinet playing)
Deconstruction and Explosion Manipulation (His clarinet playing shattered SpongeBob to pieces and blew up Patrick's head, despite both of them previously showing resistance to loud sounds from hearing Clamu's crying, which was heard around the world. Also demonstrated Deconstruction here)
Corrosion Inducement (Caused buildings and clouds to decay by playing the clarinet)
Invisibility (As seen here)
Subjective Reality (Brought Greek legends to life with his imagination)
Memory Manipulation (Erased SpongeBob's memories, which caused SpongeBob to forget who he was, how they met, and all of his past experiences with Squidward)
Breaking the Fourth Wall (Referenced the average runtime of episodes. Went to the real world with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs. Peeked his head out of a hole that reached the real life Nickelodeon Animation Studio)
Teleportation (Seen here and here)
Time Travel (As seen in "SB-129")
Acausality (Types 1 and 4. Went back in time and invented jellyfishing, and later on he stated he was going to go back in time to fix his mistake. Survived and functioned fine in Randomland, which is a place where all of its laws change randomly)
Dimensional Travel (As seen here)
Possibly Probability Manipulation (In SB-129, when his time machine broke down and was rendered useless, he wished to go back to Bikini Bottom, and the machine was immediately up and running again)
Berserk Mode (Shown a few times)
Heat Manipulation and Energy Projection (As shown here)
Accelerated Development (Kept up with SpongeBob in cooking despite being shown to be terrible at cooking Krabby Patties, even burning a customer's milkshake at one point. Became muscular after working out for a very short period of time in Krabby Road)
Quantum Manipulation (Split apart everyone from him after being reduced to DNA due to his "quantum negatons")
Shapeshifting (Became "normal" much faster than SpongeBob did, which took three weeks. Turned his head into a lightbulb)
Weapon Mastery with a chainsaw (As seen in "Are You Happy Now?" and "Out of the Picture")
Self-Age Manipulation (In "Clams", he rapidly aged himself for 3 days out of impatience, and then instantly returned back to normal)
Body Control (Can conceal himself in places he wouldn't normally fit in. Can weaponize his brain and eyeballs. Has no problems performing several different tasks with all six of his limbs)
Elasticity (Can extend his limbs)
Surface Scaling (Can easily climb and run up walls)
Cloth Manipulation (His ink can produce formal clothing)
Hammerspace
Healing (Spent a long time trying to write a symphony, which took a lot of mental effort and wore him out, but he soon recovered from it)
Enhanced Social Influencing, Healing, Biological Manipulation, and Flight as Handsome Squidward (Everyone in Bikini Bottom was so affected by Squidward’s handsomeness, that they put themselves in danger, crowded around his house even at the Krusty Krab just to see him. Squidward was able to make an elderly lady walk again, a blind man see, and a man fly. Was able to levitate after SpongeBob took care of him when he was sick)
With Captain Magma suit:
Magma Manipulation (Has this as his superpower)
Heat Manipulation
With Snail Plasma:
Transmutation (Once injected, the victim will gradually transform into a snail, which SpongeBob was unable to reverse the effects of)
With Kelp Grow:
Size Manipulation
With Life Insurance:
Supernatural Luck (Gains luck to the utmost nonsensical degrees)
Pain Manipulation (Squidward has been beaten to a pulp, stretched, mutilated, stung by jellyfish, mauled, blown to ashes, burned alive, reduced to his flesh, cut apart, disassembled, had his entire body explode, etc. only to appear fine and well nigh-instantly, and has occasionally only been irritated after enduring any of these)
Transmutation (Seen here. Instantly came back from turning into calamari)
Fusionism (Was still conscious as DNA after being absorbed and then negated the absorption with his Quantum Manipulation)
Perception Manipulation (Rubbed off SpongeBob's perception)
Empathic Manipulation and Mind Manipulation (He and SpongeBob resisted the effects of Plankton's Jerktonium. Due to his co-existence with SpongeBob and Patrick, he cannot have his mind changed while a rain cloud remains above his brain, which doesn't allow him to move on, and he has something in his head that makes him be himself)
Social Influencing (Was the only one unaffected by everyone in Bikini Bottom, including Plankton, cheerfully celebrating Christmas. Didn't mind SpongeBob's long pants, which influenced a lot of people)
Possession (Immediately realized SpongeBob and Patrick were taking control over his body before removing them, with SpongeBob even saying he "lost control of his brain")
Law Manipulation and Madness Manipulation (Type 3. Mr. Krabs did quick calculations about the nature of the Randomland, the end of the calculation resulting in the place driving people crazy and all of its laws of nature change randomly, yet Squidward and SpongeBob were not affected)
Fear Manipulation (Wasn't bothered after being banished to the Fly of Despair by The Flying Dutchman. Was hardly fazed from being banished to The Void, which permanently torments the victim with their worst fears)
Fragrance Manipulation, Corrosion Inducement and Death Manipulation (Squidward was the only one who didn't run away from SpongeBob and Patrick's bad breath. Their bad breath was capable of sending buildings away, melting buildings, driving a couple to suicide, and killing people)
Electricity Manipulation (Was merely irritated after being struck by lightning twice in Pineapple Fever, and has tanked jellyfish stings)
All previous abilities
Enhanced Sound Manipulation
Clarinet Summoning
Attack Potency: Multi-Solar System level to Galaxy level (Comparable to SpongeBob) | At least Multi-Solar System level to Galaxy level (Stronger than before)

Speed: Massively FTL+ (Can keep up with SpongeBob, as well as Patrick, who ran to the sun and back in seconds and created a parallel universe in seconds. Repeatedly ran around the universe of Nowhere within seconds. Outran the Atlanteans, who were stated to have physically traveled for "over billions of light years" on foot to transport a one-million year old bubble) | At least Massively FTL+ (Could keep up with the Invincibubble, should be faster than Plank-Ton)

Lifting Strength: Universal (Comparable to SpongeBob) | At least Universal

Striking Strength: Multi-Solar System level to Galaxy level | At least Multi-Solar System level to Galaxy level

Durability: Multi-Solar System level to Galaxy level (Survived the destruction of Clarinetland, a pocket dimension housing stars and nebulae in the background) | At least Multi-Solar System level to Galaxy level

Stamina: Superhuman (Although he can be lazy, he has worked a 43-day, 24 hours per day shift alongside SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs in "Fear of a Krabby Patty". Survived Earth being frozen for over 5 billion years in The Goofy Newbie. In "Clams", he, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs stood still for 3 days straight. Sat outside the Krusty Krab for 4 days straight in "Banned in Bikini Bottom"). Can nevertheless recover all of his Stamina via Healing. | Superhuman (Should be the same, if not higher than before). Can nevertheless recover all of his Stamina via Healing.

Range: Below Standard Melee Range (A few centimeters), somewhat higher when expelling ink. Up to Thousands of Kilometers by playing his clarinet. Standard Melee Range with Kelp Grow | Standard Melee Range; Tens of Meters with Sound Manipulation

Standard Equipment: Clarinet

Optional Equipment: Kelp Grow, Snail Plasma, Captain Magma suit, Life Insurance
Intelligence: Gifted (Squidward is a talented painter, sculptor and cook who has easily manipulated SpongeBob into doing his bidding or thinking he was in danger numerous times. Knew that Plankton was selling Krabby Patties despite having very little evidence, and demonstrated more detective work throughout Squid Noir. Instantly created several elaborate traps so that SpongeBob wouldn't reach The Krusty Krab before he did. Accurately predicted that SpongeBob would come to ask him for something very specific, and he planned the answers to the questions on paper despite not even being there. SpongeBob stated Squidward is one of the smartest people he knows, even having a certificate for himself. He learned karate from Sandy, who is skilled enough to don the "blacker belt". Proved himself to be a great fighter against a group of people who were trying to kidnap SpongeBob in SpongeBob, You're Fired, and has kept up with characters like SpongeBob and Patrick in combat)

Standard Tactics: Squidward usually tries to overwhelm his opponent by relentlessly attacking them with his hand-to-hand skills (which is emphasized further when he's sufficiently enraged), as well as his clarinet playing.

Weaknesses: Lazy, inattentive, stubborn, arrogant, and can get easily angered. When he picks up a habit, he tends to go overboard (such as playing the slide whistle, learning karate, or throwing a snowball). Claims to be claustrophobic.

Feats:

Casually kicked a dumpster, and swatted away rapid-fire acorns with his hands.
Has been beaten up, fell off a cliff, shocked severely while in a cast, skinned, nuked, vertically bisected, burned alive, internally exploded and has survived.
Trained in fighting by Sandy.
Chopped SpongeBob in half.
Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Ink: Expels ink from his body.
Note 2: While the events of Squidward in Clarinetland are a hallucination, it has been shown many times in the series that dreams and imaginations are real and interactable through Subjective Reality. As such, this feat would be considered valid.

Description
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The Red Guy is a recurring character in the Cow and Chicken and I Am Weasel series. He is a mischievous demon-like fella who acts as the incompetent arch-nemesis of the title characters, always trying to scam, torment, physically harm, or outright kill the title characters for no given reason. Apparently, a lot of the Red Guy's explanations for why he does many of the things he does involve something bad that happened to him at the age of nine, around the time he discovered that pants were required at school.
Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-B

Name: The Red Guy, Red, The Devil, Allen, and many other names he used that referenced his distinct lack of pants

Origin: Cow and Chicken/I Am Weasel

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Demon-like guy, has occupied a wide variety of roles, including a nurse, doctor, drill sergeant, rear admiral, martial artist teacher, the Devil himself, etc.

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Toon Force, Weapon Mastery, Vehicular Mastery, Breaking the Fourth Wall, some Resistance to fire, Martial Arts on occasion, Hammerspace, Existence Erasure (Can erase people with his pencil), possible Time Travel, some degree of Reality Warping, Flight

Attack Potency: Wall level (Comparable to Cow, who smashed through a house's wall)

Speed: Varies; usually around Peak Human to Superhuman (Dodged numerous falling satellites on his motorcycle. Outran an angry mob for some time before being captured), higher to an unknown degree when flying

Lifting Strength: Superhuman (Has lifted up Cow with ease on numerous occasions. Can easily swing a large mallet. Pulled Flem inside out, by his lonesome proved a match for a group of people in tug of war)

Striking Strength: Wall level (Smashed apart a wooden counter with his body, flattened Chicken with a mallet, sent Cerberus flying into a pit of lava with a backhand)

Durability: Wall level (Survived smashing head-first into a wall. Has a history of taking a beating from Supercow. Survived falling into a river of lava. Survived being crushed by the likes of a vending machine and a washing machine)

Stamina: Unknown, possibly about Average (No outstanding feats of stamina)

Range: Standard melee range to a couple feet with his pencil

Standard Equipment: A large pencil that he can use to erase other characters, a variety of random objects he can pull out of hammerspace, such as a mallet, golf club, saw, a magic wand, etc.

Intelligence: Varies (Tricked I.M. Weasel and I.R. Baboon into thinking he was innocent when he was really guilty of rubbing out Cow and Chicken, and yet took a long time to figure out Supercow's identity when it was already obvious)

Weaknesses: Can be incompetent at times, intellect tends to fluctuate

Squidward Tentacles is the tritagonist of the SpongeBob SquarePants franchise.

He is a cranky, grumpy, narcissistic octopus with a love of arts and culture and a hatred of SpongeBob, Patrick, his job, the citizens, and heaven knows how much more. Squidward can't dish out the damage that his comrades can, but he can take a lot more. He is the show's butt monkey, although that became more prominent after 2005.
Powers and Stats

Tier: 4-A to 3-C | At least 4-A to 3-C

Key: Base | Sour Note

Name: Originally Squidward Johannsson Tentacles, currently uses Squidward Quincy Tentacles.

Origin: Spongebob Squarepants (Verse)

Gender: Male.

Age: In his 30s-40s physically (Older than SpongeBob). Over 5 billion years old chronologically (Was frozen for this long after Patrick froze the Earth)

Classification: Octopus with partial squid anatomy.

Powers and Abilities:

Superhuman Physical Characteristics
Ink Manipulation
Natural Weaponry (Ink)
Small Size (Type 1)
Underwater Breathing (Type 2. Received a blessing from Bubbles that allows him to breathe in air. Could breathe in Randomland, where there is no water or logic present in it)
Regeneration (Low-Godly; has come back from shrinking out of existence twice)
Immortality (Type 2, 3, 4 and 7. Is capable of surviving as a ghost and taking over his own body again after he dies)
Reality Warping and Plot Manipulation (Distorted reality and turned the cartoon black-and-white to be more serious. This changed the genre of a SpongeBob episode into noir)
Martial Arts (Was taught karate by Sandy. Effortlessly beat up four men who were trying to kidnap SpongeBob)
Toon Force
Social Influencing (Has made SpongeBob believe he's in danger or convinced him to do his bidding when he really just wants SpongeBob to stop doing something many times)
Sound Manipulation via clarinet (Has consistently annoyed and physically harmed people with his clarinet playing, even to those with resistance to it, to the point where it can shatter eyeballs and even collapse ice glaciers and buildings in the real world. It can also ignore conventional durability by giving someone a heart attack, nauseating a woman, and blowing a fish's skin off)
Non-Physical Interaction (His clarinet playing can harm ghosts. Was able to interact with Rube, despite him being non-existent)
Sleep Manipulation (Put SpongeBob to sleep with his clarinet playing)
Deconstruction and Explosion Manipulation (His clarinet playing shattered SpongeBob to pieces and blew up Patrick's head, despite both of them previously showing resistance to loud sounds from hearing Clamu's crying, which was heard around the world. Also demonstrated Deconstruction here)
Corrosion Inducement (Caused buildings and clouds to decay by playing the clarinet)
Invisibility (As seen here)
Subjective Reality (Brought Greek legends to life with his imagination)
Memory Manipulation (Erased SpongeBob's memories, which caused SpongeBob to forget who he was, how they met, and all of his past experiences with Squidward)
Breaking the Fourth Wall (Referenced the average runtime of episodes. Went to the real world with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs. Peeked his head out of a hole that reached the real life Nickelodeon Animation Studio)
Teleportation (Seen here and here)
Time Travel (As seen in "SB-129")
Acausality (Types 1 and 4. Went back in time and invented jellyfishing, and later on he stated he was going to go back in time to fix his mistake. Survived and functioned fine in Randomland, which is a place where all of its laws change randomly)
Dimensional Travel (As seen here)
Possibly Probability Manipulation (In SB-129, when his time machine broke down and was rendered useless, he wished to go back to Bikini Bottom, and the machine was immediately up and running again)
Berserk Mode (Shown a few times)
Heat Manipulation and Energy Projection (As shown here)
Accelerated Development (Kept up with SpongeBob in cooking despite being shown to be terrible at cooking Krabby Patties, even burning a customer's milkshake at one point. Became muscular after working out for a very short period of time in Krabby Road)
Quantum Manipulation (Split apart everyone from him after being reduced to DNA due to his "quantum negatons")
Shapeshifting (Became "normal" much faster than SpongeBob did, which took three weeks. Turned his head into a lightbulb)
Weapon Mastery with a chainsaw (As seen in "Are You Happy Now?" and "Out of the Picture")
Self-Age Manipulation (In "Clams", he rapidly aged himself for 3 days out of impatience, and then instantly returned back to normal)
Body Control (Can conceal himself in places he wouldn't normally fit in. Can weaponize his brain and eyeballs. Has no problems performing several different tasks with all six of his limbs)
Elasticity (Can extend his limbs)
Surface Scaling (Can easily climb and run up walls)
Cloth Manipulation (His ink can produce formal clothing)
Hammerspace
Healing (Spent a long time trying to write a symphony, which took a lot of mental effort and wore him out, but he soon recovered from it)
Enhanced Social Influencing, Healing, Biological Manipulation, and Flight as Handsome Squidward (Everyone in Bikini Bottom was so affected by Squidward’s handsomeness, that they put themselves in danger, crowded around his house even at the Krusty Krab just to see him. Squidward was able to make an elderly lady walk again, a blind man see, and a man fly. Was able to levitate after SpongeBob took care of him when he was sick)
With Captain Magma suit:
Magma Manipulation (Has this as his superpower)
Heat Manipulation
With Snail Plasma:
Transmutation (Once injected, the victim will gradually transform into a snail, which SpongeBob was unable to reverse the effects of)
With Kelp Grow:
Size Manipulation
With Life Insurance:
Supernatural Luck (Gains luck to the utmost nonsensical degrees)
Pain Manipulation (Squidward has been beaten to a pulp, stretched, mutilated, stung by jellyfish, mauled, blown to ashes, burned alive, reduced to his flesh, cut apart, disassembled, had his entire body explode, etc. only to appear fine and well nigh-instantly, and has occasionally only been irritated after enduring any of these)
Transmutation (Seen here. Instantly came back from turning into calamari)
Fusionism (Was still conscious as DNA after being absorbed and then negated the absorption with his Quantum Manipulation)
Perception Manipulation (Rubbed off SpongeBob's perception)
Empathic Manipulation and Mind Manipulation (He and SpongeBob resisted the effects of Plankton's Jerktonium. Due to his co-existence with SpongeBob and Patrick, he cannot have his mind changed while a rain cloud remains above his brain, which doesn't allow him to move on, and he has something in his head that makes him be himself)
Social Influencing (Was the only one unaffected by everyone in Bikini Bottom, including Plankton, cheerfully celebrating Christmas. Didn't mind SpongeBob's long pants, which influenced a lot of people)
Possession (Immediately realized SpongeBob and Patrick were taking control over his body before removing them, with SpongeBob even saying he "lost control of his brain")
Law Manipulation and Madness Manipulation (Type 3. Mr. Krabs did quick calculations about the nature of the Randomland, the end of the calculation resulting in the place driving people crazy and all of its laws of nature change randomly, yet Squidward and SpongeBob were not affected)
Fear Manipulation (Wasn't bothered after being banished to the Fly of Despair by The Flying Dutchman. Was hardly fazed from being banished to The Void, which permanently torments the victim with their worst fears)
Fragrance Manipulation, Corrosion Inducement and Death Manipulation (Squidward was the only one who didn't run away from SpongeBob and Patrick's bad breath. Their bad breath was capable of sending buildings away, melting buildings, driving a couple to suicide, and killing people)
Electricity Manipulation (Was merely irritated after being struck by lightning twice in Pineapple Fever, and has tanked jellyfish stings)
All previous abilities
Enhanced Sound Manipulation
Clarinet Summoning
Attack Potency: Multi-Solar System level to Galaxy level (Comparable to SpongeBob) | At least Multi-Solar System level to Galaxy level (Stronger than before)

Speed: Massively FTL+ (Can keep up with SpongeBob, as well as Patrick, who ran to the sun and back in seconds and created a parallel universe in seconds. Repeatedly ran around the universe of Nowhere within seconds. Outran the Atlanteans, who were stated to have physically traveled for "over billions of light years" on foot to transport a one-million year old bubble) | At least Massively FTL+ (Could keep up with the Invincibubble, should be faster than Plank-Ton)

Lifting Strength: Universal (Comparable to SpongeBob) | At least Universal

Striking Strength: Multi-Solar System level to Galaxy level | At least Multi-Solar System level to Galaxy level

Durability: Multi-Solar System level to Galaxy level (Survived the destruction of Clarinetland, a pocket dimension housing stars and nebulae in the background) | At least Multi-Solar System level to Galaxy level

Stamina: Superhuman (Although he can be lazy, he has worked a 43-day, 24 hours per day shift alongside SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs in "Fear of a Krabby Patty". Survived Earth being frozen for over 5 billion years in The Goofy Newbie. In "Clams", he, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs stood still for 3 days straight. Sat outside the Krusty Krab for 4 days straight in "Banned in Bikini Bottom"). Can nevertheless recover all of his Stamina via Healing. | Superhuman (Should be the same, if not higher than before). Can nevertheless recover all of his Stamina via Healing.

Range: Below Standard Melee Range (A few centimeters), somewhat higher when expelling ink. Up to Thousands of Kilometers by playing his clarinet. Standard Melee Range with Kelp Grow | Standard Melee Range; Tens of Meters with Sound Manipulation

Standard Equipment: Clarinet

Optional Equipment: Kelp Grow, Snail Plasma, Captain Magma suit, Life Insurance
Intelligence: Gifted (Squidward is a talented painter, sculptor and cook who has easily manipulated SpongeBob into doing his bidding or thinking he was in danger numerous times. Knew that Plankton was selling Krabby Patties despite having very little evidence, and demonstrated more detective work throughout Squid Noir. Instantly created several elaborate traps so that SpongeBob wouldn't reach The Krusty Krab before he did. Accurately predicted that SpongeBob would come to ask him for something very specific, and he planned the answers to the questions on paper despite not even being there. SpongeBob stated Squidward is one of the smartest people he knows, even having a certificate for himself. He learned karate from Sandy, who is skilled enough to don the "blacker belt". Proved himself to be a great fighter against a group of people who were trying to kidnap SpongeBob in SpongeBob, You're Fired, and has kept up with characters like SpongeBob and Patrick in combat)

Standard Tactics: Squidward usually tries to overwhelm his opponent by relentlessly attacking them with his hand-to-hand skills (which is emphasized further when he's sufficiently enraged), as well as his clarinet playing.

Weaknesses: Lazy, inattentive, stubborn, arrogant, and can get easily angered. When he picks up a habit, he tends to go overboard (such as playing the slide whistle, learning karate, or throwing a snowball). Claims to be claustrophobic.

Feats:

Casually kicked a dumpster, and swatted away rapid-fire acorns with his hands.
Has been beaten up, fell off a cliff, shocked severely while in a cast, skinned, nuked, vertically bisected, burned alive, internally exploded and has survived.
Trained in fighting by Sandy.
Chopped SpongeBob in half.
Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Ink: Expels ink from his body.
Note 2: While the events of Squidward in Clarinetland are a hallucination, it has been shown many times in the series that dreams and imaginations are real and interactable through Subjective Reality. As such, this feat would be considered valid.