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Published: 2017-09-05 17:58:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 16845; Favourites: 412; Downloads: 89
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Β ...I thought, if I can't destroy your past, I'd destroy your future instead!Β GLIMMER!!!
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Yeah, hate something that's not even real.Β So intelligent.
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If you're just gonna follow me around to be a dick, find something better to do.
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To be honest, a certain five letter word that starts with the letter "p" makes me not want to eat anything pony related that is "O" shaped.
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google doesnt give any resultsΒ
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I said, "see HerrDoktorSteam" right below you.
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Crack guess: Ponut?
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damn you, you made me google what that means.
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To be fair, almost destroying the hive is a step up from almost destroying the timeline.
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Weren't the ponies at war once with the changelings?
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That's before Chrysalis was dethroned and Thorax became their new ruler; at the same time they all turned good.
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Trixie, "And she told me I was second best at everything after she told Β me that I should stop bringing up when she was, sigh, 'utterly evil'.... But wasn't the whole point of her was how 'beware the tyrant who does so at the impulse of their own conscience'?"
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Β "Do not worry Twilight Sparkle. I got this."
Β Β "BIG BANG ATTACK!"
Boom!
Β "See! One big crater and problem solved."Β
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That explains why there are many craters on the moon.
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Nah, they came from Luna being stuck on the moon for so long and having to bury her 'leavings'.
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All, I can think is... "Wonder how good them Celestios" are.
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Chances are, pretty bad...
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"Now, see, if Ember hadn't gone and taught Thorax to be more assertive, this wouldn't have happened!"
"No, we'd be dealing with a rogue changeling uprising overthrowing Thorax instead, and then where would we be, hmm?"
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"How would that in any way help me?"
"Never said it would. At least...for you."
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Oh Starlight. It's always one step forward, two steps back with you.
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Better make that three, just to be safe
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Back to square one Glimmer, and you have to pay rent now as well!
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And hence begin the somewhat changeling civil war.
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Maybe you will choose your students better Twilight
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Maybe she does just fine already...
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Β 1 hour in the corner, now.
Rrr.
I hate the corner.
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