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Bonvallet — How To Get Famous
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Published: 2009-11-29 01:07:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 1016; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 0
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This is how TRUE photographers get famous!All the BEST photographers are doing it!
If you follow this easy ten step program, you too can submit AMAZING heart wrenching photography that is completely original!
1. Get some cheap coloured pencils or crayons
2. Write something absolutely tear jerking in red
3. Arrange the pencils in a rainbow-like pattern
4. Take a photo
5. Import the photo into Photoshop and crop it to be a perfect square
6. Make a new layer over the photo and fill it completely with white
7. Lower the white layer's opacity to 80%
8. Save your image as a 400x400 pixel JPG (you don't want people stealing your amazing work!)
9. Upload your image to DeviantArt
10. Bask in the glory! You are now a TRUE PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER! Now do this same process with 30 different angles of the same box of pencils/crayons; your gallery should be OOZING with these.
Overexposing your images, taking away colour pigment, and uploading postage stamp photographs makes you irresistibly cool. ALWAYS DO THIS.
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Comments: 13
... and the sad thing is that it's pretty close to the truth.
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I can't think of words to describe how true this is.
I wanna try this now.
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Couldn't get the pens to stay still, so I got rid of them for this pic
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...*Eyetwitch eyetwitch*
That...
I don't think I'm allowed to say anything to that.
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OMG! It's true!
Why didn't I think of that?!?
I shall do the same then I should be as popular as you!
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That's right my minion!
BWUHAHAHAHAA!
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Cooper! You're an absolute GENIUS! Gosh, I have been struggling for SIX LONG YEARS to achieve such greatness. But you! YOU are truly a master and I honor such wisdom with the click of a button
YOU ARE GOING PLACES
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Why thank you mindless drone! You have seen that I am popular and are therefore worshiping me without question! As long as my ORIGINAL-MASTERFUL-PHOTOGRAPHY is on front page, you will disregard any actual artistic merit and purely worship the fact that my ORIGINAL-MASTERFUL-PHOTOGRAPHY is popular! And as always, what is popular is ALWAYS RIGHT! BOW DOWN! You can only DREAM of becoming as MASTERFULLY-ORIGINAL as I!
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Now, BE GONE!
I have more shots to take...
SO MANY SHOTS!
SHOTS THAT ARE ALL MASTERFULLY-ORIGINAL!
...
*COUGH*
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