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BrokenTeapot — How Edward can sparkle...

Published: 2010-10-19 16:02:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 28209; Favourites: 1178; Downloads: 228
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Description Yeah, I know this joke is a little late, but I thought it would be worth drawing... And please don't try and kill me Twilight fans, it's just a little joke and nothing more. -_-U

Edward Cullen © Some idio-I MEAN Stephenie Meyer
Star and Mario © Nintendo
Art © *BrokenTeapot

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Fixed Ed's nipple.
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Comments: 543

NicTomahawk [2022-02-23 03:37:03 +0000 UTC]

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Priscilla2warrior [2017-07-18 18:59:22 +0000 UTC]

lol XD 
so That's how Edward sparkle.

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tokyofox200 [2015-11-20 04:27:56 +0000 UTC]

Mario ; Justa Wait until it a run a outa and then I'll usea the fireball..

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menslady125 [2015-06-28 16:55:00 +0000 UTC]

Mario: So help-a me, if-a you don't give-a me my star back...!!!

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Supermynci [2014-07-11 06:04:16 +0000 UTC]

Mario:
Can I PLEASE have that back?!
):<

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zhugebeifong [2013-08-01 04:22:52 +0000 UTC]

Stupid Edward! Gimmie my star!

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TheOnePhun211 [2012-12-25 15:39:39 +0000 UTC]

Mario: *steam is coming from head* GIVE THAT F***ING STAR BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!

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The-Cheshire-Bunny [2012-12-04 18:11:35 +0000 UTC]

Mario is not amused XD

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cyberplague [2012-11-29 05:53:08 +0000 UTC]

haaa, that's funny

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iKestrel [2012-09-25 15:15:42 +0000 UTC]

Wooo! You really dislike him dont you? Me too!

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DarkStar1325 [2012-08-16 15:56:04 +0000 UTC]

Lol I always thought that it was dumb how Edward was a glowing vampire, but now when my mom watches Twilight I'll think about this and... LMAO

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DraeTheRaven [2012-07-31 18:42:49 +0000 UTC]

LOL I love how you put a pissed Mario in there!

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AJ-Parker94 [2012-07-03 16:14:35 +0000 UTC]

I feel so sorry for that star....

PS- Mario's face is priceless!

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Lordhighawesome [2012-06-29 13:57:25 +0000 UTC]

This explains so much...

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LoveLiebAmor6 [2012-05-29 11:09:06 +0000 UTC]

LIES! Edward doesn't have a six pack.

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SonadowStories [2012-05-24 20:09:07 +0000 UTC]

so THAT'S how he sparkles

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Brixmon [2012-05-15 05:00:17 +0000 UTC]

PFFT. So that's why the stars are so rare, well at least we know WHO'S hogging them all...

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zigaudrey [2012-05-05 07:49:22 +0000 UTC]

OMG,twillight!

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TheNightcloudHATER [2012-03-27 05:53:39 +0000 UTC]

I...I've NEVER laughed this ahrd...AT ANYTHING OAO DEAR MOTHER OF GOD *removes glasses* THIS IS PURE GOLD

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Emilie-Hearts-Jinama [2012-03-23 17:53:23 +0000 UTC]

Wonder if he think other people can see the big star he`s holding on his chest, rofl X{D

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JayCookie1997 [2012-02-23 23:25:14 +0000 UTC]

X'D!!

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mdb45424 [2012-02-23 18:45:01 +0000 UTC]

that poor star

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Cpl-DarkMirage [2012-02-21 19:00:56 +0000 UTC]

SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS

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xXshamrockXx [2012-02-14 19:21:33 +0000 UTC]

that is sooooooo funny

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Avalerin [2012-01-15 13:03:54 +0000 UTC]

My god....it makes so much sense

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PigmaskMajor120 [2011-12-10 20:18:26 +0000 UTC]

Mario: im not going to use that starman now

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GIRLYGAMER1998 [2011-11-19 18:29:12 +0000 UTC]

PPFFFFFF...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOL!!!!!!!

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Classic-Dave [2011-10-17 20:25:02 +0000 UTC]

XD LMAO

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EvilRyuga [2011-10-13 06:55:51 +0000 UTC]

Actually this is the best explanation of why Edward sparkles in the sun

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L1701E [2011-10-12 04:18:08 +0000 UTC]

I love Mario's "what-is-WRONG-with-you-dude" expression.

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AwesomeOtaku515 [2011-10-10 01:12:51 +0000 UTC]

O_O you just ruined Mario Party/Galaxy for me.

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L1701E [2011-10-03 05:06:18 +0000 UTC]

I like Mario's "What-the-hell-is-WRONG-with-you" expression.

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TheHunsletWD0-6-0ST [2011-09-18 22:53:14 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY

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XenaTheAlienChick [2011-08-15 20:49:23 +0000 UTC]

mario is all like

mario:you son of a bitch!! thats my start!!
and edward is all like
edward:no its my start :U
and then mario is all like
mario:MOTHAFUCKA! let go of my star!
and edward is all like
edward:*is crying*

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jacksbleedingeyes2 [2011-07-04 02:29:47 +0000 UTC]

Lol MArio's like
"get yo bitch ass hands off my star you WHORE

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RagingDragon04 [2011-07-03 08:44:56 +0000 UTC]

Lol I can see it in Mario's eyes.

He's so thinking 'Motherf*ker......' XD

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HeartlessMasterZach [2011-06-18 23:13:02 +0000 UTC]

I SALUTE YOU, i fricking hate twilight, insulting the very name that is the awesome vampire, twilight sucks big time!

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SilverDragonBlood [2011-06-18 11:05:40 +0000 UTC]

And hundreds of fans subliminally hear the star power music during Twilight now, ruining their movies.

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CrazyBlonde13 [2011-06-13 20:53:51 +0000 UTC]

This is....a masterpiece

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FirebirdPhoenix87 [2011-06-12 13:53:26 +0000 UTC]

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Heyhopperart [2011-06-02 02:47:10 +0000 UTC]

OMG! LMAO XD This is hilarious!

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skyscraper99 [2011-06-01 19:10:49 +0000 UTC]

Mario is not amused with yo' sh-t, Edward.

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kayebear [2011-05-31 02:06:52 +0000 UTC]

>.<

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Morggehan [2011-05-21 16:42:42 +0000 UTC]

This also explains why he can run fast and stop a car with his hand... am i right?

but what i aso wanna learn is how he turn off the music...

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Razellia [2011-05-08 03:21:13 +0000 UTC]

I thought it was just cheap glitter powder... XD

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RuthlessDreams [2011-05-07 07:02:53 +0000 UTC]

I'm a Twilight fan.
And I find this hilarious! Lol.
But I'm also a Mario fan.

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GigaDrillSpider [2011-04-22 02:56:11 +0000 UTC]

Awesome.

Mario: Who took my invisable-a star?

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Antrxx [2011-04-14 06:01:51 +0000 UTC]

it also explains why he doesn't die

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Rose110 [2011-04-09 02:02:46 +0000 UTC]

well now it makes sense XD lol Mario

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LocaChoca [2011-04-03 01:19:08 +0000 UTC]

BWA! HA! HA! So awesome!

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