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Published: 2010-02-26 12:12:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 5295; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 0
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So this comic is basically about the design of Dracula's castle in EVERY CASTLEVANIA GAME EVER! I mean really, I love Castlevania, but it's rediculous, does he even have a bathroom? To get to his bedroom he has to climb a billion stare cases, swim underwater, go through a maze, input a code, and just rediculous things like that. Hope you enjoy ahah.You will see this on my website when it is made, so BE ON THE LOOKOUT!
P.S. That guy is NOT a depiction of me, I guarantee I am much sexier...
Art: Sean Sahs
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"This castle is a creature of chaos."
-Alucard, Sotn's PSX dub
What is chaos screws one's head.
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Well... I guess it's not a problem considering he can teleport...
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Wow, I actually never thought about that hahahah. Very true, why not just make it a clusterfuck for intruders?
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well given his personality I think he does that to an extent (have you seen some of these castle layouts? not to mention the inverted castle in SotN), But still leaves it possible "in the interest of fairness". Kind of like "yeah i'm evil but if you're good enough and stubborn enough to deal with all this BS we can go a few rounds and if you win fair is fair, i'll come back anyway"
I mean Dracula is a really nice final boss when you think about it. willing to talk philosophy and such with the protagonists, he doesn't even seem to hold a grudge against the Belmonts either. If I didn't know better i'd say he literally delays his big evil villain plans until they've had a chance to take him down first.
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How dare this mortal insult my taste in interior decoration!
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As Alucard himself put it... "This castle is a creature of chaos. It may take on many incarnations."
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Well I'm sure he was the head architect hahah.
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Fun fact: Certain Castlevania Maps (Specially the Metroidvanias) match greatly, even in secrets.
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That is a fairly fun fact haha.
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You know Castlevania Harmony of Dissonance? I've beaten it with mostly SotN map in hands.
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I have only one thing to say about the joke: I'm sick of wandering around on the effin' ceiling
oh, and I liked the M.C. Escher reference. I seriously think he had something to do with some of those designs
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I think they just flat out took an M.C. Escher painting and made it his castle haha. I will admit though, Konami makes a damn good game.
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Lol, I agree! I recently played SOTN and oh my god... WHY DRACULA?! Why must you tempt me with a damn SUCCUBUS?! DX
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I agree, he has like the worst castle ever. Why would you hide meat in the walls? Not to mention Walter's giant rotting monster in the basement in LoI. Never understood that one...
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Haha, that raises a good point. They do get stupider.
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Haha I am glad to see you like it broski! Btw Aggron is a BADASS! haha
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Yeah, he is sooo awesome!
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lol, I know what you mean. Personally, I've always wondered about the practicality of Dracula hiding all his money in wall scones and candles.
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Hahaha not to mention Roast beef IN THE WALL! Where's the hygiene in that? And thank you for the comment haha.
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