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BrokenTeapot — How Edward can sparkle...
Published: 2010-10-19 16:02:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 28209; Favourites: 1178; Downloads: 228
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Yeah, I know this joke is a little late, but I thought it would be worth drawing... And please don't try and kill me Twilight fans, it's just a little joke and nothing more. -_-UEdward Cullen © Some idio-I MEAN Stephenie Meyer
Star and Mario © Nintendo
Art © *BrokenTeapot
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Fixed Ed's nipple.
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Comments: 543
lol i love it... i showed it to my brother and he was like 'what?'... and i told him it was edward cullen and he was like 'that doesn't look like him'... and i was like 'yeah he made him to buff'... 'and he doesn't look that sexy'... but i love the idea anyway Xd
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I don't mind, I like the Books, but I can apriciate the joke XD quite a good idea ^
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So true. No vampire worth it's name sparkles, it's just so wrong on so many levels.
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He's a fairy... No doubt.
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Probably, or the love child of Angel from the old show Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Jareth from that movie The Labyrinth.
Oh wait that would be pretty hot.
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mmm, if we just could let it happen without fear of releasing more eddie copies on the unsuspecting world it would be great.
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tricky, tricky. One of the big horror for any vampire fan, to accidently realese a hord of Edward sparklybutt Cullens on the world.
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o0 Yup. Tricky...
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I wouldn't want to be the one who did it. Poor S. Meyer she don't know what she started with this MarySueistic crap she spat out at the poor unsuspecting teens in the world.
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Yeah..... and the lady's hand's that are on the book "Twilight's" cover carries an apple everywhere/.
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yeah what the everlasting hell is up with that. What does an apple have anything to do with the subject of the book?
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Is there some kind of mystical bond to the bible that you only see when you read the books like 15 times or is it some kind of way for the author to say that she is just as good writer as L.K Hamilton who writes the books about Anita Blake. In that universe the vamps uses werecreatures as something the call Pomme de sang(spelling? My french is nonexistant) which apperantly means something like bloodapple. Well newsflash for Meyers she is not as good as Hamilton and it will take a long time for her to be that good.
That freakin apple just bugs me, now that I have started to think about it, it probably will feaster in my brain until I go totally insane and breaks down and reads the books.
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lolz, i love your sketch and artist note!
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I would be fine with Some Idiot. Twilight Sucks anyway.
"Great Moments are Born from Opportunity"- Kurt Russell as Herb Brooks (Miracle)
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I'm gonna go puke now. This is scarier than anything I'm gonna see tonight.
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His nipples. They're missing something still.
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Edward: I can't sparkle without my sparkly star of Sparkly Epicness
Mario: I am not Amused! Now give me back that Power Star you stupid Anti-Vampire MORON! 
At least Bowser would kick your shiny sparkling ASS at any time Nosferatu Impostor. XD
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sooooo funny omg i laughed for like three minutes
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Heh....sparkly;3
But seriously, what the hell happened to the classic vampire!
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LOL, dude, I'm a Twilight fan and I think this is hilarous. XDD
Edward's face is a total win. XDDD
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somehow you've made edward (note how there's no capital letter) attractive... somehow...
NEEOOOW GET UR FUGLY HANDS OFF THAT STAR >.<
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I don't really hate twilight, but this is a win. Pure. Epic. Win.8'D
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You have become on of my heros for this
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it is pointless to beg twitards not to kill you, they will kill anyone for the smallest comment about twilight
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Phuck...
I think I'm done playing Mario games now...
At least for awhile.
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YES IT all makes sense now. On a related note. Alucard should come kick edward in ('his')? non existant man-hood.
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