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BrokenTeapot — How Edward can sparkle...

Published: 2010-10-19 16:02:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 28209; Favourites: 1178; Downloads: 228
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Description Yeah, I know this joke is a little late, but I thought it would be worth drawing... And please don't try and kill me Twilight fans, it's just a little joke and nothing more. -_-U

Edward Cullen © Some idio-I MEAN Stephenie Meyer
Star and Mario © Nintendo
Art © *BrokenTeapot

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Fixed Ed's nipple.
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Comments: 543

PrincessDaisyAndrade [2011-04-02 22:02:31 +0000 UTC]

I HATE EDWARD CULLEN TOO, I HATE THIS FUCKIN FIML,INSTANT FAVE

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Alexlikesvideogames [2011-03-26 14:28:05 +0000 UTC]

Lol. "Some idio- I MEAN..."

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ChibiEilidh [2011-03-21 17:56:20 +0000 UTC]

I fear that Mario is going to have an angry spasm.

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QVxVCTxZero [2011-03-20 21:01:44 +0000 UTC]

dadadadadadadada....Oh gosh XD

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sanna-b [2011-03-19 10:26:21 +0000 UTC]

Omg! I love it!

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echiboolover [2011-03-15 20:08:10 +0000 UTC]

wat the crud lol

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ArchanPuyo [2011-03-15 20:06:23 +0000 UTC]

It's extremely tempting to paste sunglasses onto Edward, because it'd look like he's "Dat ass"ing.

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LexLight92 [2011-03-15 14:47:57 +0000 UTC]

Poor Mario...

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Vovina-de-Micaloz [2011-03-15 14:20:47 +0000 UTC]

I've actually not seen this joke done yet... lul.

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Fulcon [2011-03-15 14:07:14 +0000 UTC]

I'd worry more about the Mario fans.

WTF are you doing mixing MARIO and TWILIGHT?!?

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MrsWave [2011-03-15 02:15:33 +0000 UTC]

Lol, this made me fall out of my seat! XD Sparklezzzzzz!

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razielwerewolffan [2011-03-04 13:14:31 +0000 UTC]

nobody pays atention to the fact mario is a drugy. he realy needs help. its not healthy to do all those shrooms every day

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Alexlikesvideogames In reply to razielwerewolffan [2011-03-26 14:26:34 +0000 UTC]

Mushroom Kingdom's mushrooms are the non-drug type.

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razielwerewolffan In reply to Alexlikesvideogames [2011-03-26 17:54:28 +0000 UTC]

than explain why hes sudenly un touchable. theres also the fact that he turnd into a bee in one game

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Alexlikesvideogames In reply to razielwerewolffan [2011-03-26 18:14:14 +0000 UTC]

Him and his silly costumes. Besides, Mushroom Kingdom's full of MAGIC!

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razielwerewolffan In reply to Alexlikesvideogames [2011-03-26 23:19:03 +0000 UTC]

and drugs

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kenzieham [2011-03-03 02:26:54 +0000 UTC]

Poor Mario. Boo for Edward. No offense.

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Blue-Demon-Hybrid [2011-02-28 08:55:54 +0000 UTC]

Go, Mario! Smash his head in with the mallet!

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dogzrule241 [2011-02-25 20:10:57 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE this idea!!!!! It makes me laugh!!!

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Risinya [2011-02-25 00:46:48 +0000 UTC]

He looks constipated... what'd he do, shove one up his...?

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Ryan-of-Rapture [2011-02-20 07:21:32 +0000 UTC]

Mario, please light his ass on fire.
Sincerely, The World

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asdfghjklmn [2011-02-13 16:16:58 +0000 UTC]

wow edward lied :3

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xxnightmare13 [2011-02-10 15:32:43 +0000 UTC]

oooh may i post this one facebook? i dont care if the twilight fans try to kill me. they cant come near me anyways...

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jpangel2 [2011-02-04 00:31:17 +0000 UTC]

i love that! ^^ ^^

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Dude77-The-Hedgehog [2011-02-03 02:55:15 +0000 UTC]

take THAT, twilight!

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anya009 [2011-01-28 02:44:44 +0000 UTC]

pftt~!

it looks like hes having an orgasm XDDDD

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ririsama666 [2011-01-25 23:12:44 +0000 UTC]

yes!!!! mario, curb stomp him! lmao

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SweetBlasmberry [2011-01-25 22:05:22 +0000 UTC]

With this knowledge, I don't think I want to win at Super Mario Galaxy anymore :<

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promiscuous-girl [2011-01-23 05:25:45 +0000 UTC]

<3 your jokes on twilight
I applaud you good sir

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AnimeConverter [2011-01-17 23:56:39 +0000 UTC]

That also explains why he doesn't die in the sun.

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iHanniBanani [2011-01-17 19:23:48 +0000 UTC]

:'D
poor Starman

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kitsune-gamer [2011-01-14 18:00:23 +0000 UTC]

you should make the star have a teardrop XD

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Amethyst26 [2011-01-07 08:07:02 +0000 UTC]

lmao XD

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JaneDavolta [2010-12-28 12:16:18 +0000 UTC]

Smash his head Mario!

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Pug-In-The-Mug [2010-12-28 02:36:01 +0000 UTC]

mmmmh...sexy...

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Sobaku-no-Sarah [2010-12-26 02:13:15 +0000 UTC]

Now I want to make a video with Eddie-kins sparkling and the star power music.
DODODO, DODOduhDODO...

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Wiiplayin [2010-12-21 00:16:43 +0000 UTC]

God, he's so pathetic. As a vampire and as a definable character.

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Vegeta241 [2010-12-15 20:00:24 +0000 UTC]

Mario looks like he wants to smash Edward's head in with a hammer...
I know you don't take requests, but I'm sure the idea above must have come to mind at some point.

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pachirisufan7568 [2010-12-12 20:47:04 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahahaha

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Grokenos82 [2010-12-06 06:25:45 +0000 UTC]

What the hell did he DO to that star? O.o
I mean, look at mario's face!
Hell, look at HIS face, it looks like he's pulled a puppy's head off and then suddenly realized what he's done!

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Tobi501 In reply to Grokenos82 [2010-12-10 23:51:00 +0000 UTC]

Who would do dat? ;3;

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Grokenos82 In reply to Tobi501 [2010-12-11 10:26:22 +0000 UTC]

Not me, that's for certain! O_o

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Tobi501 In reply to Grokenos82 [2010-12-11 12:49:42 +0000 UTC]

;3; Not meh either.

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Jessethejester [2010-12-06 04:30:00 +0000 UTC]

SAVE THE STAR!!

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HamiPassion [2010-11-30 03:56:30 +0000 UTC]

xD Mario's face! I don't hate Twillight, but this is pretty hilarious !

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xxMechaGigan [2010-11-28 21:33:32 +0000 UTC]

How dare Edward steal the invincibility star. He has to get staked.
Wait, he's invincible.

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QueenIchigoHatsune [2010-11-28 21:03:18 +0000 UTC]

Pffft. Man, I am glad to get the hell out of Twilight obsession before it was too late. This is funny.

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AlderranCity34 [2010-11-28 19:20:17 +0000 UTC]

HE'S VIOLATING THAT POOR STAR!!!

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Shadow-Chaos00 [2010-11-25 06:24:26 +0000 UTC]

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deathsoul-darkwolf [2010-11-21 22:00:16 +0000 UTC]

that explains a lot

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