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BrokenTeapot — How Edward can sparkle...

Published: 2010-10-19 16:02:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 28210; Favourites: 1178; Downloads: 228
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Description Yeah, I know this joke is a little late, but I thought it would be worth drawing... And please don't try and kill me Twilight fans, it's just a little joke and nothing more. -_-U

Edward Cullen © Some idio-I MEAN Stephenie Meyer
Star and Mario © Nintendo
Art © *BrokenTeapot

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Fixed Ed's nipple.
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Comments: 543

VincentsOnlyLover In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 21:50:39 +0000 UTC]

Ohh let them BAWWW about it. Every time a Twitard BAWWWWs 5 copies of each book are burnt.

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Riam-shire In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 21:50:13 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha xD

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shamira-g [2010-10-19 21:40:02 +0000 UTC]

LOL! I knew it!!!
I'll say it loud and proud. I DO NOT LIKE TWILIGHT.
I'll amit I did like the book series until the movie series ruined it for me.

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that-disturbedguy In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 21:38:29 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!! Oh man that's good.

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crystalkirby [2010-10-19 21:27:17 +0000 UTC]

Mario's expression made me lol

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riccardodirigo [2010-10-19 21:21:49 +0000 UTC]

Your little parody pictures always leave me having obnoxious gigglefits haha.
This is a great one though <3

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BrokenTeapot In reply to riccardodirigo [2010-10-19 22:25:37 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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The90sDoggo In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 21:16:21 +0000 UTC]

you captured all the gayness of Edward cullen XD

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Cate-Saturn In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 21:05:31 +0000 UTC]

XD! You made my day.

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icy7 In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 21:02:05 +0000 UTC]

Ha!

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Someguyfromcrowd In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 21:02:04 +0000 UTC]

I'm on Team Van Helsing.

Stake, anyone?

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Warped-Dragonfly In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 20:57:07 +0000 UTC]

-Lesigh- I'm the only sane Twilighter on this website....

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lordnightstalker In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 20:51:19 +0000 UTC]

WOW! EPIC!!!! Lmao, that explains why a vampire can survive sunlight and *sparkle*. wow that sounded way more gay in my head lol. True vampires don't sparkle people, leave the power stars to the professionals.

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shadowmacer66 In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 20:51:08 +0000 UTC]

wow

that explains everything
lol

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z532 In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 20:46:55 +0000 UTC]

He came.

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anime-fanatic01 In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 20:43:19 +0000 UTC]

wow this is epic, lol

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SylverXX In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 20:41:21 +0000 UTC]

I SUPPORT THIS JOKE.
OK, all joking aside, this actually pretty good.

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BrokenHeater In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 20:33:47 +0000 UTC]

you need power stars to defend against haters and fangirls

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luvablechick564 In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 20:32:46 +0000 UTC]

i love twilight but this is to funny

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mikey-the-crazed In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 20:32:42 +0000 UTC]

Lol, Your a genius!

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Roxj In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 20:30:53 +0000 UTC]

that explains a lot

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FireFoxBloody In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 20:26:42 +0000 UTC]

LOOl wtf??XD i love the face of mario XDDDDD wtf????

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Saito-Ikari In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 20:23:32 +0000 UTC]

well that explains why there are pit falls in mario especially around the stars lol

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Rhys1010 [2010-10-19 20:20:09 +0000 UTC]

So stars equal shininess... With enough Stars, we can conquer the world!

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Sakura-Rose [2010-10-19 20:19:58 +0000 UTC]

lol

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CriticalQuit [2010-10-19 20:18:55 +0000 UTC]

Is that why he won't die, as well? Because that shit just won't die.

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amazon211 [2010-10-19 20:15:42 +0000 UTC]

HHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHH!!!!! This explains everything!

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devilpengui [2010-10-19 20:14:38 +0000 UTC]

Lol, that makes sense.

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Kimeria87 [2010-10-19 20:14:25 +0000 UTC]

OMG So funny! XDDD You're awesome at this!

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BrokenTeapot In reply to Kimeria87 [2010-10-19 21:47:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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Dat-TF-Artist-Numa In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 20:05:03 +0000 UTC]

Well, that explains one of my questions.

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Chai-x-kiss In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 19:56:57 +0000 UTC]

held a star to my chest and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

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Limpurtikles [2010-10-19 19:48:11 +0000 UTC]

DAZZLE!!

We're gonna need Fire Flowers. Lots of 'em...

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MasterXG [2010-10-19 19:44:19 +0000 UTC]

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carrgo247 [2010-10-19 19:43:46 +0000 UTC]

XD mario's facial expression, "HELLOOO? I'm right in the middle of obtaining my power star!!"

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kingofthedededes73 In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 19:40:02 +0000 UTC]

o gawd poor starman, that's gotta be torture. poor mario, having to see that.

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demonrei9991 [2010-10-19 19:33:49 +0000 UTC]

he looks like hes in pain, or in a 'happy monument'

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TheScarletDevil [2010-10-19 19:26:00 +0000 UTC]

Edward makes such a face it looks like he is pooping or something x''D

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Izickles [2010-10-19 19:25:38 +0000 UTC]

Awesome~

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BrokenTeapot In reply to Izickles [2010-10-19 21:46:24 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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Dr-J33 In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 19:18:29 +0000 UTC]

so thats how.

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KashimusPrime In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 19:16:57 +0000 UTC]

So THAT explains everything -dies laughing-

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Utsoob In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 19:16:37 +0000 UTC]

Mario: Alright! Who The F*ck invited a Edward Cullen?

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TheAtlanticGundam In reply to Utsoob [2010-10-19 20:10:15 +0000 UTC]

just wait about 8 seconds. then you can beat him.

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Utsoob In reply to TheAtlanticGundam [2010-10-19 21:44:59 +0000 UTC]

Mario: But he stilla glittering!

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TheAtlanticGundam In reply to Utsoob [2010-10-20 01:55:37 +0000 UTC]

PUNCH HIM!

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Utsoob In reply to TheAtlanticGundam [2010-10-20 03:07:20 +0000 UTC]

Mario: Meh *uses ice flower/throw move* Ita worked!

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Deviantruroni [2010-10-19 19:16:19 +0000 UTC]

Super Twilight Galaxy! WOOHOOO

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TheArgoNinja In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 19:06:18 +0000 UTC]

Makes Sense to Me.

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Xendyl In reply to ??? [2010-10-19 19:06:04 +0000 UTC]

Don't be afraid to make fun of a story of a girl choosing between necrophilia and bestiality

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