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BrokenTeapot — How to distract a Witch

Published: 2010-06-11 02:10:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 75706; Favourites: 1523; Downloads: 583
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Description Not sure how I thought of this, but I was mainly trying to parody the Smoker X Hunter pairing that I have been seeing a lot lately... Also, the background was really hard to make for some reason.

Smoker, Hunter, and Witch © Valve
Art © *BrokenTeapot
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Comments: 401

DeviantK14 [2010-08-08 05:50:52 +0000 UTC]

oh GAWD! what is with yaoi!?!?! for me yuri is just fine... i just hope he was doing that to go out with the witch

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superstarnicky98 [2010-08-06 22:20:11 +0000 UTC]

Witch is a yaoi fan girl!!!! I knew it!!!

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SeleneMoonstorm In reply to ??? [2010-08-06 18:13:43 +0000 UTC]

I knew Witch was a yaoi fangirl.....

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Ankaa-Phoenicis [2010-08-06 14:41:06 +0000 UTC]

..wtf?

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Ankaa-Phoenicis In reply to Ankaa-Phoenicis [2010-08-07 02:22:18 +0000 UTC]

as in, "WTF??? XD" My sis was hurrying me to type it in...

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myroflknife117 In reply to ??? [2010-08-06 11:35:45 +0000 UTC]

ha ha ha look at the witch

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NicolasCadiere In reply to ??? [2010-08-04 03:00:06 +0000 UTC]

^//^ hehe I actully did this with my friends before..
One of my friends Paris wanted me and my other friend Aaron to do something yaoi.
He wasn't too glad about it but I got him to turn the other cheek about it.
Paris had a nosebleed for hours after then. XD

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KillerBob7 In reply to NicolasCadiere [2010-08-04 05:08:51 +0000 UTC]

You liar Nic. You only wish Id pick you lol.

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RaikaXRaphael In reply to ??? [2010-08-02 14:34:25 +0000 UTC]

HUNTERXSMOKER NO
WITCHXHUNTER YES!!!

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Ilovevore1 In reply to ??? [2010-08-01 22:16:17 +0000 UTC]

lololololollollolollolollolollollolollollolollollolollolololollolololololooollolololo

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NinaCortex666 In reply to ??? [2010-07-31 00:43:21 +0000 UTC]

The witch in the BG is a great touch xDDD

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Jiek09 In reply to ??? [2010-07-29 06:40:33 +0000 UTC]

epic nosebleed is epic

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xXspongyXx In reply to ??? [2010-07-27 04:32:22 +0000 UTC]

I've probably already commented on this, but I just wanna say.

Even as Francis, I would be standing next to the witch nosebleeding as well.

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mogu95 In reply to ??? [2010-07-27 03:33:33 +0000 UTC]

now we know why the witch cried (plans some ellis/nick or something while we pass through a wandering witch) haha she missed yaoi...I would hah

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YaoiFreakGurl11 [2010-07-26 21:40:49 +0000 UTC]

You know if that happened in the game and the witch did go over there, I'd be with her Yet it would be just alittle weird since I play louis XD Geat drawing!

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BrokenTeapot In reply to YaoiFreakGurl11 [2010-07-26 21:58:45 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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YaoiFreakGurl11 In reply to BrokenTeapot [2010-07-26 22:00:58 +0000 UTC]

No problem

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DarkRoseTheHedgie In reply to ??? [2010-07-26 21:39:56 +0000 UTC]

Thats how to distract ANYONE! X333

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Arcticawolf In reply to ??? [2010-07-22 20:58:48 +0000 UTC]

I'm nooo fan of yaoi but this made ROFL xDDD What's next Jockeys? rofl

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LeadHeart787 [2010-07-20 22:00:02 +0000 UTC]

LOOOOOOL... XD simple pleasures such as this make me want to play L4D some more...

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DeepDoopDerp [2010-07-19 19:04:13 +0000 UTC]

The witch has the same expression I had when I saw this
And if you can't tell by my comment, I think this is AWESOME.

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DeepDoopDerp In reply to ??? [2010-07-19 19:04:12 +0000 UTC]

The witch has the same expression I had when I saw this
And if you can't tell by my comment, I think this is AWESOME.

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DeepDoopDerp In reply to ??? [2010-07-19 19:04:11 +0000 UTC]

The witch has the same expression I had when I saw this
And if you can't tell by my comment, I think this is AWESOME.

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DeepDoopDerp In reply to ??? [2010-07-19 19:03:48 +0000 UTC]

The witch has the same expression I had when I saw this
And if you can't tell by my comment, I think this is AWESOME.

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colin121 In reply to ??? [2010-07-19 14:37:39 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Jiek09 In reply to ??? [2010-07-19 07:17:36 +0000 UTC]

epic nosebleed

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Applesauce77 In reply to ??? [2010-07-15 22:43:53 +0000 UTC]

if luis waz there the onl- PILLZ HERE hey i wazent fineshed ok hunter:> looks like humanican here

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Nyuu-chan12 In reply to ??? [2010-07-12 06:33:23 +0000 UTC]

Hehehehe the witch had a fan girl nosebleed x3

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evilXsadnessgXh In reply to ??? [2010-07-11 23:52:12 +0000 UTC]

ahahhahah! yioa and straight content love it!

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Xx-Witch-xX In reply to ??? [2010-07-07 16:22:44 +0000 UTC]

HAHA.~~ i luvv thiss.

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animeloveryaoigirl [2010-07-05 23:41:56 +0000 UTC]

I DO!!!!

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Werepikachu [2010-07-05 09:03:36 +0000 UTC]

Pffff-hahahahahahahah! Oh wow, this just made me laugh out loud (really!).

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c0w4rd In reply to ??? [2010-07-04 09:19:47 +0000 UTC]

haha, i love witch's face^^

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moontail299 In reply to ??? [2010-07-02 18:29:43 +0000 UTC]

Nyahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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ShadowGod55563 [2010-06-30 11:42:07 +0000 UTC]

Survivor try crowning the which (aiming at her head at close range with auto shottie and going crazy). I've seen a comic where smoker gets a girlfriend (its spitter) and hunter is just scratching his face off and boomer is just vomiting uncontrollably (like when you see pedo bear hugging a 5 year old girl)

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BabeNana [2010-06-28 07:42:42 +0000 UTC]

awesome as usual ^^

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BrokenTeapot In reply to BabeNana [2010-06-28 15:12:44 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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gati4 [2010-06-26 21:44:13 +0000 UTC]

XD jajaja!
amazing!

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Baconbeer [2010-06-26 03:24:00 +0000 UTC]

NOSE BLEED! I KNEW IT THE WITCH IS JAPANESE XD

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HypoThermus [2010-06-25 03:52:46 +0000 UTC]

If they're both undead, does it still count for them as necrophilia?

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FlowerOnTheMoon In reply to HypoThermus [2010-06-30 17:54:11 +0000 UTC]

They're not dead; just Infected
They're just sick humans with a swollen brain and a bad case of the munchies

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HypoThermus In reply to FlowerOnTheMoon [2010-09-28 20:47:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah. I forgot... there's no such thing as a zombie apocalypse!
That's just silly!

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FlowerOnTheMoon In reply to HypoThermus [2010-09-28 21:04:01 +0000 UTC]

Quite :3

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lockheedp-38 [2010-06-25 02:53:28 +0000 UTC]

Well This explains why there hands are always red cause t's hard to cover nosebleeds with claws

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Ellisrocks [2010-06-21 17:40:21 +0000 UTC]

D: Hunter startled the Smoker!!!

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FallenWind [2010-06-20 23:00:02 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I bet The Witch would love that. Good job.

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BrokenTeapot In reply to FallenWind [2010-06-21 00:10:04 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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FallenWind In reply to BrokenTeapot [2010-06-21 01:40:10 +0000 UTC]

No problem. BTW, do you copy and paste the thanks. They say the same thing for everyone.

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Happymember123 [2010-06-20 18:24:37 +0000 UTC]

Oh shitty. If there is none of this, there is nothing to please the witch. And if there is nothing....we are all doomed.

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Reversedone [2010-06-15 16:39:21 +0000 UTC]

Witches are into Yaoi.

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